Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744684 times)

jack burton · « **Reply #2460 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:02:17 PM »

^ exactlly. plus if she doesnt find farting funny shes probably lame.

Foray · « **Reply #2461 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:09:17 PM »

geez guys stop gang raping my girlfriend's character. were moving in together soon and we talked about the fact that im gonna have to blast ass whenever and she's down. then she told me her and her friend fart around eachother sometimes for laughs. whatever, ill still lick her asshole, and i guess thats all that is really important.

Foray · « **Reply #2462 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:13:14 PM »

ps i took a break from work yesterday at around 11:00am and went to the local skatepark only to find dennis busenitz and family/dog are the only people there. i was too much of a pussy to say anything to him. i always feel weird fanning out to anybody. he did give me a small "woo" which i was stoked on.

jack burton · « **Reply #2463 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Foray on January 16, 2010, 12:09:17 PM

whatever, ill still lick her asshole, and i guess thats all that is really important.

you sound like a man i could be best friends with. also stoked on the busenitz story. i would be beyond stoked if that happened to me.

oyolar · « **Reply #2464 on:** January 17, 2010, 12:46:27 AM »

Quote from: jack burton on January 16, 2010, 01:24:17 PM

Quote from: Foray on January 16, 2010, 12:09:17 PM
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whatever, ill still lick her asshole, and i guess thats all that is really important.
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you sound like a man i could be best friends with. also stoked on the busenitz story. i would be beyond stoked if that happened to me.

I was going to say something, but Jack completely summed up my feelings towards you. And now gnars for both of you.

sk8nappreciate · « **Reply #2465 on:** January 17, 2010, 01:18:27 AM »

Sometimes when a customer stares at me or gives me a funny look, i'll call them a "nigger shit" under my breath.

Moist · « **Reply #2466 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:55:37 AM »

I've been skating this bowl near my house for 4 years now and I suck at tranny and can't seem to improve at all. I can't even front 5-0 properly and my best trick on 4 foot quarter is a 50-50 where as my friend whose only been skating for 3 years can bust out back smiths consistently.

I guess I'm just too much in love with street skating I dunno but it gets me down everytime I go there and i see kooks who can't even kickflip but can skate tranny better than me.

sparksandblood · « **Reply #2467 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:46:08 AM »

Quote from: sk8nappreciate on January 17, 2010, 01:18:27 AM

Sometimes when a customer stares at me or gives me a funny look, i'll call them a "nigger shit" under my breath.

You should probably work on not saying that.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2468 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:41:59 PM »

I just put my first thing for sale up on ebay and I listed it as Mod vintage coat. I am embarrassed about that http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-mod-coat_W0QQitemZ150407029814QQihZ005QQcategoryZ48861QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp3286.m7QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D4%26ps%3D63#ht_500wt_1182

snickers · « **Reply #2469 on:** January 20, 2010, 03:48:56 PM »

I don't really like Snickers bars :\ ....

MahShugahNah 2.0 · « **Reply #2470 on:** January 20, 2010, 05:52:02 PM »

I smoked weed out of an apple with Brandon Biebel. We had rolling papers but Biebel insisted on the apple. That was and still is the only time I have ever met him.

This isn't really a confession, I just didn't know where to put this and I really like telling people about this.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #2471 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:21:20 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Snickers on January 20, 2010, 03:48:56 PM

I don't really like Snickers bars :\ ....

You're crazy. Just the mention of them makes me want to get dressed and go buy one.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #2472 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:33:37 PM »

Quote from: MahShugahNah 2.0 on January 20, 2010, 05:52:02 PM

I smoked weed out of an apple with Brandon Biebel. We had rolling papers but Biebel insisted on the apple. That was and still is the only time I have ever met him.

This isn't really a confession, I just didn't know where to put this and I really like telling people about this.

you dropped something.....

overheated · « **Reply #2473 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:32:27 AM »

I once willingly bought a pair of grind kings

lenny · « **Reply #2474 on:** January 26, 2010, 05:41:43 AM »

I have a serious crush on that Liz girl from the new mtv show.

Baby Rabies · « **Reply #2475 on:** January 26, 2010, 10:42:38 AM »

Quote from: MahShugahNah 2.0 on January 20, 2010, 05:52:02 PM

I smoked weed out of an apple with Brandon Biebel. We had rolling papers but Biebel insisted on the apple. That was and still is the only time I have ever met him.

This isn't really a confession, I just didn't know where to put this and I really like telling people about this.

Cool story. Smoking weed out of apples is rad.

kilgore. · « **Reply #2476 on:** January 28, 2010, 02:35:20 AM »

Quote from: lenny on January 26, 2010, 05:41:43 AM

I have a serious crush on that Liz girl from the new mtv show.

my friend made out with her once. where her whole show takes plays is a few towns over from where i'm from.

bumptobar · « **Reply #2477 on:** January 29, 2010, 07:48:25 AM »

Quote from: lenny on January 26, 2010, 05:41:43 AM

I have a serious crush on that Liz girl from the new mtv show.

I agree with this.

Mackattack · « **Reply #2478 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:33:13 PM »

Quote from: kilgore. on January 28, 2010, 02:35:20 AM

Quote from: lenny on January 26, 2010, 05:41:43 AM
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I have a serious crush on that Liz girl from the new mtv show.
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my friend made out with her once. where her whole show takes plays is a few towns over from where i'm from.

Church.

And the fact that theres a TV show set in Burleson blows my mind.

sparksandblood · « **Reply #2479 on:** January 30, 2010, 06:30:13 PM »

I miss Kindu.

luc · « **Reply #2480 on:** January 30, 2010, 10:09:18 PM »

at my grannys house theres one of those vent switches right next to the lightswitch in the bathroom. i used to accidentally turn it on when i hit the lightswtch and it was pretty loud and i thought it unleashed this bear that tried to claw through the wall and kill me.

ilmaoyoulolisallgood · « **Reply #2481 on:** January 31, 2010, 10:23:56 AM »

I think my spanish teacher is hot.

Smurph · « **Reply #2482 on:** January 31, 2010, 11:00:48 AM »

I only saw Fight Club for the first time lst night.

I thought it was one of the best movies ever.

odp · « **Reply #2483 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:22:09 PM »

Quote from: Smurph on January 31, 2010, 11:00:48 AM

I only saw Fight Club for the first time lst night.

I thought it was one of the best movies ever.

i saw it for the first time not long ago as well, same thing with Snatch and Boondock Saints.

Anyhow, read the BOOK Fight Club and you will be thinking even more...

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #2484 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:19:19 PM »

On the subject of books with profound effects...I read 1984 in 2006 and it pushed me over edge to become officially athiest.

Nic · « **Reply #2485 on:** January 31, 2010, 10:07:20 PM »

Quote from: lenny on January 26, 2010, 05:41:43 AM

I have a serious crush on that Liz girl from the new mtv show.

She is attractive, bbbbbuuuutttt... I really hate girls that always talk about how bad the other girls are because they "conformed" to society. She's just one of those girls who would immediately act and look exactly like them if they were nice to her again. That being said I would still get it with her.

odp · « **Reply #2486 on:** January 31, 2010, 10:49:38 PM »

Quote from: HATE! on January 31, 2010, 08:44:46 PM

Quote from: odp on January 31, 2010, 02:22:09 PM
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Quote from: Smurph on January 31, 2010, 11:00:48 AM
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I only saw Fight Club for the first time lst night.

I thought it was one of the best movies ever.
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i saw it for the first time not long ago as well, same thing with Snatch and Boondock Saints.

Anyhow, read the BOOK Fight Club and you will be thinking even more...
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I found the book on a bus in DC back in 1997. I stayed up and read it all night, and went on a solo skate mission at about 6 am. I was looking at the world through different eyes. That is the only book to have a profound effect on me.

A lot of dialouge from all of palahniuks books make a man say "what the fuck am i doing with my life."

Chiguy · « **Reply #2487 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:54:18 AM »

Fight Club was a damn good read/watch.

Every now and again I get that "itch" and whip the DVD out.

oyolar · « **Reply #2488 on:** February 03, 2010, 02:08:38 AM »

Quote from: HATE! on February 01, 2010, 05:23:53 PM

Quote from: odp on January 31, 2010, 10:49:38 PM
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Quote from: HATE! on January 31, 2010, 08:44:46 PM
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Quote from: odp on January 31, 2010, 02:22:09 PM
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Quote from: Smurph on January 31, 2010, 11:00:48 AM
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I only saw Fight Club for the first time lst night.

I thought it was one of the best movies ever.
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i saw it for the first time not long ago as well, same thing with Snatch and Boondock Saints.

Anyhow, read the BOOK Fight Club and you will be thinking even more...
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I found the book on a bus in DC back in 1997. I stayed up and read it all night, and went on a solo skate mission at about 6 am. I was looking at the world through different eyes. That is the only book to have a profound effect on me.
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A lot of dialouge from all of palahniuks books make a man say "what the fuck am i doing with my life."
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I agree, and I like him a lot as an author, but he has really fallen off a lot in my opinion, and is now simply hit or miss. Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters are fantastic though.

A friend of mine who has read a fair amount of Palahniuk's works has said that eventually he gets somewhat formulaic/repetitive after a while.

Chiguy · « **Reply #2489 on:** February 03, 2010, 04:13:21 AM »

Never had a girlfriend and I turn 20 next Thursday.
Could count on one hand how many girls I've ever made out with or had sex with
Suck with chatting up the opposite sex in general.
Just generally awkward.
Don't have too many people I'd consider friends
Suck at Skating. I just started like a year ago. I still skate even though its winter outside, because its just fun.
Feel like I'm depressed. The are bouts when I'm just like "Yeah thing's would be so much easier if I hadn't been born"
Wonder where I'm going to go in my life.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744684 times)

kevbo999

CeeyMar

overheated

Baby Rabies

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ilmaoyoulolisallgood

odp

Nic

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Chiguy

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