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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2520 on: February 16, 2010, 11:18:17 AM »
^ i dont see a single thing wrong with any of that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2521 on: February 16, 2010, 05:32:43 PM »
i can look at porn of the hottest girl in the world, but if shes not korean or japanese i wont want to masturbate my penis.  sexually im a racist.

im obsessed with korean girls. i have never had sex with a white girl, nor do i want too.  my girlfriend pees in my bed and im ok with it, because shes fucking hot and korean and im starting to like her a lot. 

and to get pumped before i go skate, i dont watch skate videos, i watch korean music videos



what do you mean by that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2522 on: February 16, 2010, 07:17:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure I caught my manager masturbating this morning at work  :-\

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« Reply #2523 on: February 17, 2010, 03:30:31 AM »
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i can look at porn of the hottest girl in the world, but if shes not korean or japanese i wont want to masturbate my penis.  sexually im a racist.

im obsessed with korean girls. i have never had sex with a white girl, nor do i want too. my girlfriend pees in my bed and im ok with it, because shes fucking hot and korean and im starting to like her a lot. 

and to get pumped before i go skate, i dont watch skate videos, i watch korean music videos


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what do you mean by that

when we have sex, she needs to pee the whole time. we talked about it, and after an eventful evening, i said it was ok to just pee

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« Reply #2524 on: February 17, 2010, 09:55:45 AM »
I'm pretty sure I caught my manager masturbating this morning at work  :-\


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2525 on: February 17, 2010, 11:17:16 PM »
i've got a broken pinky finger and was put on workmans comp for the next 3-6 weeks. the ortho. dr. prescribed me 45 5mg hydrocodone pills for a pain that isn't really there. i can eat 5 of these things and feel nothing other than a bit light headed. they're so weak.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2526 on: February 19, 2010, 12:16:30 AM »
i'm 21 live in brooklyn and rarely do anything especially during the winter, I always feels uncomfortable in bars because even though I'm 21 i still look like im 17 and i feel out of place.  I'm not depressed but I find myself lately being perfectly alright with not doing shit, even with all the extra time I have I still find myself doing mediocre in school and I fucking hate myself for it.  My young looks also totally hinders my confidence with girls, I'm always way too afraid to make any move whatsoever, I know better days are ahead for me but I hate banking on that.  I just want to enjoy my life right now.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2527 on: February 19, 2010, 03:14:58 AM »
^ I wish I was 21 looking like I was 17... believe me, you'll miss it too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2528 on: February 19, 2010, 06:32:34 AM »
I'm about to turn 24 and have just started to not get carded for everything from scratch-off lotto tickets and R-rated movies to booze. Don't worry, it will end sooner than you think. And once you meet the girls and they know you're older, they love the baby face. Embrace it.

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« Reply #2529 on: February 19, 2010, 11:55:35 AM »
...so "ladybug" is out of the picture? shoot me her number.

well, the whole thing is a touchy subject, back in june i had some issues i had to get sorted, something that i had got help for in the past but never followed through correctly in hopes to become a little better of a person and a more desirable suiter since we were planning the whole marrige thing and we had another kid on the way ( my daughter who was born this december). it took me a bit longer than i thought it would to find the right help for some underlying issues that i was struggling with and she was pretty fed up with waiting for me to get everything sorted out and by the time i got myself in a better position physically and mentally it was too late for her to deal with anymore and so she broke off the engagement and gave me the permanent boot from our family that we were trying to start. so obviously it's not my place or buisness to hand out the phone number of the women that has given birth to 2 of my children (my only children) a daughter and a son.... I do have a whole lot of respect for her and i wouldn't just go giving her number out (sorry man). I still very much love her and care about her and wish her well but it took me a little to long to get my new career to be dependable and to get my insecurities and self esteem in a healthy state, i've pretty much gotten everything in my life in order in the last 8 months and in the last month (late january early febuary)everything seems to finally be in a comfortable place and order and coming together nicely . . I really wish that things could work out but we have tried to make it work several times and unfortunately i'm not the somone that she has any love or care for anymore. i wish there was a way to make it work and heal all the bad that we have gone through in the last 3 or so years but i know that she is over it and moved on so there is really nothing i can do except to keep concentrating on bettering myself and definetly not have a girlfriend in my life for awhile, this way i can once again get used to being happy by myself and being single. this isnt a huge woe is me sob story, alot of it was my fault beacause i should of got my life a bit more in order after skateboarding  before i tried to bring another person that i would end up having strong feelings for into my life, a life that had definetly been under construction for the last 4 or 5 years. but now that i am doing alot better this would of been a better time, after i had gotten almost everything sorted out with my own personal problems. but the good and positive part to all of this is that i finally broke this 4-5 year mental funk that i was in so i'm very proud that i tackled that problem.

so alot of this stuff has been somewhat depressing but everything happens for a reason and i am looking forward to moving away from oregon for awhile and that i am going to get to expirience alot of new things in my life, i havent really done much living in the last 4 or 5 years but now im very anxious, excited and happy to get out there again and expirience life like i had done for so many years of my life until i hit that last funk that i got myself into for the last 5 years, i wasted alot of time and life is short so i'm not going to waste anymore of it and i'm getting back out there again now and living life to the fullest. so all in all i'm happy as i cpould possiblly be right now considering that ive been through quite a bit and put myself through quite a bit too. i do feel very blessed that i have an awesome opprotunity coming up and it's going to make the next few years alot better mentally than it has been. so granted there are some hardships right now there are also a few great things and oppritunities coming my way.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2530 on: February 19, 2010, 12:06:57 PM »
things will get better man.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2531 on: February 23, 2010, 03:42:37 PM »
I spent all weekend on a coke bender and now i can't stop thinking about hurting people.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2532 on: February 23, 2010, 04:16:30 PM »
That's great and all, but we already have a cigarettebeer.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2533 on: February 23, 2010, 04:27:02 PM »
I'm addicted to this shit:


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2534 on: February 24, 2010, 03:02:57 PM »
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i can look at porn of the hottest girl in the world, but if shes not korean or japanese i wont want to masturbate my penis.  sexually im a racist.

im obsessed with korean girls. i have never had sex with a white girl, nor do i want too. my girlfriend pees in my bed and im ok with it, because shes fucking hot and korean and im starting to like her a lot. 

and to get pumped before i go skate, i dont watch skate videos, i watch korean music videos


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what do you mean by that
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when we have sex, she needs to pee the whole time. we talked about it, and after an eventful evening, i said it was ok to just pee

thats a lot of shitty laundry i wouldnt want to do haha

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« Reply #2535 on: February 25, 2010, 09:37:47 AM »
mine isnt really that bad, but here goes:

so I live in this house with 4 other guys, and before the school year started, we all lived on the same floor at rez and shit, and we were all good friends and what not, but one night, after we got drunk and came home at 2am, one of the guys was studying for a midterm, and he was still awake, and he was chill to talk for a bit, like whatever. but then i spilled some WATER on his plastic mat thing for rolling chairs, and i just wiped it with my socks, he gets pissed, whatever i leave his room. Me and my other friend go chill in my room, start playing some music, a minute later, he charges in, rips my cord out, acts like a total douche. But i knew this guy was always a little off, like the way he thinks when we talk about stuff, how he puts things together... just a little bit regular. So the music is now playing from my computer speakers, he comes in a bit after, just charges me, and tries to strangle me. The whole time i was just thinking... uhhh wtf is this kid doing??? like i made some chirp about his grades or something, and he just goes total roid rage. My other buddy and one of the gf's pull him off, get him out, like everyone is screaming at him saying wtf and all that. so the next day, he writes his midterm, then goes straight home, and for the rest of the semester just locked himself in his room. After christmas break, and i knew he would do this too, he just acts as if nothing happened. I havent spoken to him since, because im waiting for this person to apoligize, and from what i gather, he thinks i should apoligize first. Which again, makes me think his brain chemistry is fucked.

the thing is, if he just said sorry and admitted he did something wrong(which he knows he did, why else would he just lock himself in his room for 3 months) it wouldve blown over, I am not really one to hold grudges. but now he just acts awkward, and the more time that passes, the more i just want to knock his shit out. and i was actually the nicest to this kid too, he never cleaned his dishes, cleaned up, did stuff around the house, but i was still okay with him, and now i couldnt care less if he died tomorrow.

also, lately, being away from home and the guys i skate with, i find i really have little motivation to hang out with my friends here, and being with skaters where we chill almost everyday, i just hate how people here consider getting drunk once a week as keeping the friendship going. just pisses me off.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2536 on: February 25, 2010, 10:26:46 AM »
^^ The way that started I thought you too were going to end up getting all gay with each other. I'm very disappointed.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2537 on: February 27, 2010, 01:20:35 AM »
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« Reply #2538 on: February 27, 2010, 09:34:49 PM »
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i went through the super lonely guy at college thing and then said fuck it and moved back home one night. now im at a closer university and enjoying it much more. just remember that the only thing that you need to do in life is have enough money to stay alive. figure out what makes you happy and just do that, dont let yourself be unhappy because life is really short.
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Lately more and more the thought that I should do this has been creeping into my mind. It's fucked. I think the novelty of being somewhere new kinda wore off and I'd really just rather be with actual good friends and some comfortable surroundings.
I feel just generally stuck in that state where I don't know what to do with myself. My work ethic has more or less gone to shit, and since I haven't really found anyone at school I genuinely get along with I feel like I'm doing nothing constructive. It's the kind of where I just need to go and skate a hell of a lot, but rainy ass winter means that's a no-go.

ive been reading the confessions page too much.... ive spent more time on this thread today than studying, when i have 2 midterms on monday and tuesday... its kinda fucked how the whole of page 60 is pretty much EXACTLY how i feel about school and life right now.... i just need it to be summer so i can go home and fucking skate.

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« Reply #2539 on: February 27, 2010, 10:47:50 PM »
an asshole is dating the girl i'm in love with..one of those tools that talks like a tv show host all the time. unfortunately, this is not making me feel any better about it
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« Reply #2540 on: February 28, 2010, 03:11:41 AM »
an asshole is dating the girl i'm in love with..one of those tools that talks like a tv show host all the time. unfortunately, this is not making me feel any better about it
if the girl is dating an asshole like that she's likely to be an asshole herself.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2541 on: March 04, 2010, 12:35:34 PM »
i care about how my 300$ japanese jeans fit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2542 on: March 04, 2010, 01:38:54 PM »
i dwell on stuff way hard and have a real hard time letting stuff go. i know theres no point for either but none the less here we are.

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« Reply #2543 on: March 04, 2010, 07:21:48 PM »
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an asshole is dating the girl i'm in love with..one of those tools that talks like a tv show host all the time. unfortunately, this is not making me feel any better about it
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if the girl is dating an asshole like that she's likely to be an asshole herself.
that's basically how I got over it

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« Reply #2544 on: March 06, 2010, 12:48:11 PM »
i'm 19 live in Cork and rarely do anything (period), I always feels uncomfortable in bars/nightclubs because even though I'm 19 i still look like im 17 and i feel out of place.  I'm not depressed but I find myself lately being perfectly alright with not doing shit, even with all the extra time I have I still find myself doing mediocre in school and I fucking hate myself for it.  My young looks also totally hinders my confidence with girls, I'm always way too afraid to make any move whatsoever.  I just want to enjoy my life right now.
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Dude it's weird, I'm only nineteen and I'm over the 'nightlife scene' already; partly because I'd rather be lying on my bed listening to Django Reinhardt than pretending to enjoy some shithead dj but also because I just can't do the 'chatting up women thing.' I'm so bad at it! And then I get irritated thinking how for the rest of my life I'm just going to be that fucking nerd in the chemistry lab with his labcoat on itching to go skate. So if I do end up talking to some girl I'm just like - 'ya, so I totally obtained a really pure sample of acetylsalicylic acid the other day.'
I just try to be myself and not be mundane and generic like almost every other dude but my efforts are generally in vein. The girl thing is so hard!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2545 on: March 06, 2010, 01:22:31 PM »
I think the cure for alcoholism is opiate addiction. For the past month I've been taking opiates like norcos, tramadol, oxycontin and codeine. It seems really hard and kind of gross to get drunk now. It's hard to explain, but booze just feels weird when I drink it now. Some guy who thinks my name is Steve is bringing me methadone now.
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« Reply #2546 on: March 06, 2010, 01:40:41 PM »
If only there was some type of creative, physical activity for you to get into.  You live in sunny California, right?  Hmmmm, I dunno man, ever think of picking up rollerblades or bmx?

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« Reply #2547 on: March 06, 2010, 01:51:34 PM »
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i'm 21 live in Cork and rarely do anything (period), I always feels uncomfortable in bars/nightclubs because even though I'm 19 i still look like im 17 and i feel out of place.  I'm not depressed but I find myself lately being perfectly alright with not doing shit, even with all the extra time I have I still find myself doing mediocre in school and I fucking hate myself for it.  My young looks also totally hinders my confidence with girls, I'm always way too afraid to make any move whatsoever.  I just want to enjoy my life right now.
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My story.
Dude it's weird, I'm only nineteen and I'm over the 'nightlife scene' already; partly because I'd rather be lying on my bed listening to Django Reinhardt than pretending to enjoy some shithead dj but also because I just can't do the 'chatting up women thing.' I'm so bad at it! And then I get irritated thinking how for the rest of my life I'm just going to be that fucking nerd in the chemistry lab with his labcoat on itching to go skate. So if I do end up talking to some girl I'm just like - 'ya, so I totally obtained a really pure sample of acetylsalicylic acid the other day.'
I just try to be myself and not be mundane and generic like almost every other dude but my efforts are generally in vein. The girl thing is so hard!


I'm by no means a master of ladies, but most of them seem to love self-depreciating humor. And most guys cannot pull this off well.

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« Reply #2548 on: March 06, 2010, 02:00:33 PM »
If only there was some type of creative, physical activity for you to get into.  You live in sunny California, right?  Hmmmm, I dunno man, ever think of picking up rollerblades or bmx?

Oh I play music. I don't just sit around loaded. I have a piano, guitars, bass, banjo, harmonicas, drums, ukulele, sitar, violin, cello... I'm not unproductive at all.
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« Reply #2549 on: March 06, 2010, 03:07:33 PM »
I took methadone and had three beers and I am now quite loaded. I was pissing and the room got strange looking and I was scared of my dick but then I remembered I took drugs.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon