real confessions

[rawr1922]

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Well ...pulled a Christian Hosoi. Never thought would see the day. Carried many burdens for decades , finally at peace now.

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proud of you

 
Thank you brother. This place helped keep me sane & happy during challenging times.

[Mew]

1st gen pokemon is lowkey superior to 2nd gen 151 made way more sense but they had to try to milk the series honestly they did pretty good with gold/silver but let me tell you how this series was really arranged instead of pokemon red and blue it was supposed to be red and green but the american governement wanted to use their political colors to create #division in the minds of young people. Nintendo fucking outplayed them by forcing you to trade with the opposite color to collect all 151 but some dumbasses like myself just used 2 game boys and had a copy of each to bypass their little scheme of making me socialize with idiots. nice try nintendo now you are #trapped in the #squarerealm with me this is what you bastards get for fucking with the minds of children you japanese fucks

[Sona]

I'm a person

[Grind King Rims]

I've been getting into a bit of cock and ball torture. It's alright.

[Silky Johnson]

1st gen pokemon is lowkey superior to 2nd gen 151 made way more sense but they had to try to milk the series honestly they did pretty good with gold/silver but let me tell you how this series was really arranged instead of pokemon red and blue it was supposed to be red and green but the american governement wanted to use their political colors to create #division in the minds of young people. Nintendo fucking outplayed them by forcing you to trade with the opposite color to collect all 151 but some dumbasses like myself just used 2 game boys and had a copy of each to bypass their little scheme of making me socialize with idiots. nice try nintendo now you are #trapped in the #squarerealm with me this is what you bastards get for fucking with the minds of children you japanese fucks

add me on pokemongo

[Mew]

i dont have a phone i spend all my money on weed and smokes and nikes if they are fresh

[Peter Zagreus]

I've been getting into a bit of cock and ball torture. It's alright.

Was it your idea, or did the other person initiate? I've always abstractly wondered about what this would be like.

[blurst_of_times]

add me on pokemongo

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[Grind King Rims]

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I've been getting into a bit of cock and ball torture. It's alright.

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Was it your idea, or did the other person initiate? I've always abstractly wondered about what this would be like.

It started when I started hooking up with a guy who has giant testicles. Like bigger than any eggs you've ever seen, closer to large lemons, and I thought, "That's really neat." He said he's always had huge balls, but that a couple of years ago he got into squeezing and pulling them and he thinks it definitely made them bigger and healthier (he also has giant cum shots). I didn't really pay much heed to it, sounds like jelqing logic applied to the balls, but it made me curious and I started doing it myself. Feels nice to squeeze and pull my nuts a bit, especially because I've always been kind of high strung. His tolerance is way higher than mine, he had me really pulling to the point where I was a bit uncomfortable to be honest, and he was completely unphased and wanted more hahaha. But yeah, it's cool. I don't have any interest in messing with my dick though.

So I guess to answer your question, I was inspired by someone else, though they didn't really initiate it

[behavioralguide]

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I've been getting into a bit of cock and ball torture. It's alright.

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Was it your idea, or did the other person initiate? I've always abstractly wondered about what this would be like.

Wondered abstractly about what bringing up cock & ball torture to your partner is like? Or wondered abstractly about cock & ball torture?

[Bata]

im super vanilla

[slobplant]

If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

Lets see her tits

[Bata]

Main reason I skateboard is cuz it pisses off old people

[behavioralguide]

Main reason I skateboard is cuz it pisses off old people

It's also the main reason you post?

[Bata]

main reason i post on slap is cuz of the guy to girl ratio lmao

[Bata]

realest confession would be i've never emailed the bunt or sent them a voice clip but i wanna

[Mog]

There's no way your dumbass questions would have gotten through. I'll handle the bunt calls thank you very much.

[Krile]

I'm shy

[Krile]

I prefer being called Cara to Krile

[Grind King Rims]

I prefer being called Cara to Krile

hi Cara, your avatar is cute have a nice day

[Krile]

that actually means a lot thank you

[Hmmmm Nice Bike]

I can't stand the people I'm surrounded by and if I manage to get away I'm fine with never contacting them ever again.

[Dr-Feelgood]

I can't stand the people I'm surrounded by and if I manage to get away I'm fine with never contacting them ever again.

whats with the people your surrounded by? its not easy to escape toxic people but you can do it brother

[L33Tg33k]

I want covid so I can give up without people thinking it was on purpose.

[Krile]

some people are asymptomatic you could very well have it and not know

[Grind King Rims]

I've been pissing in the sink for years and years. Probably about 10 years, if not more.

Often enough when I'm depressed/riddled with anxiety, I'll piss in a bottle or pint glass rather than leave my room.

[dr. radishh]

I want covid so I can give up without people thinking it was on purpose.

feel that

[Dr-Feelgood]

I've been pissing in the sink for years and years. Probably about 10 years, if not more.

Often enough when I'm depressed/riddled with anxiety, I'll piss in a bottle or pint glass rather than leave my room.

starting to think this is more common then i first thought

[matty_c]

I used to do that in bar sinks because I’m a small, petty man.

I’ve got some fucked piss stories, I used to drink a bit, I bailed out of a bar one time to break into a myers and I pissed in a display. I was hella lucky security had me detained but my mates were looking for me and they got me out of there.

Used to get drunk and piss in the third drawer in kitchen. Just that one. One time I pissed in the vegetable crisper in the fridge.

One time I took too much acid at a mates, got put to bed but woke up on couch. I knew I pissed but it wasn’t that bad when I woke up so I went home and called my mate later all casual. He’s like cunt you pissed and I said it wasn’t even that bad but then he explained most of the piss was in his bed and I had been moved to the couch in the night

There’s more but this is enough for now. I try not to drink like this anymore

[Dr-Feelgood]

I used to do that in bar sinks because I’m a small, petty man.

I’ve got some fucked piss stories, I used to drink a bit, I bailed out of a bar one time to break into a myers and I pissed in a display. I was hella lucky security had me detained but my mates were looking for me and they got me out of there.

Used to get drunk and piss in the third drawer in kitchen. Just that one. One time I pissed in the vegetable crisper in the fridge.

One time I took too much acid at a mates, got put to bed but woke up on couch. I knew I pissed but it wasn’t that bad when I woke up so I went home and called my mate later all casual. He’s like cunt you pissed and I said it wasn’t even that bad but then he explained most of the piss was in his bed and I had been moved to the couch in the night

There’s more but this is enough for now. I try not to drink like this anymore

god damn  boy, youre a pissing machine. I do that in bars private bathrooms too, mainly cause i just didnt wanna touch the toilet so id piss all in the sink. Did you piss in things in a blacked out state or just cause you like pissing in things?