Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744804 times)

Nic · « **Reply #2250 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:40:33 AM »

I've been homeschooling for the past year and was really committed to it and was doing it everyday, but now that I took a few months off for summer I'm to lazy to start back up but I have to lie and tell everyone I'm still doing it, but I just don't even care to finish. No one in my family has finished high school and they all have great careers. I just feel like a llazy piece of shit.

SanchoDave · « **Reply #2251 on:** August 14, 2009, 01:29:38 AM »

Quote from: Nic on August 14, 2009, 12:40:33 AM

I've been homeschooling for the past year and was really committed to it and was doing it everyday, but now that I took a few months off for summer I'm to lazy to start back up but I have to lie and tell everyone I'm still doing it, but I just don't even care to finish. No one in my family has finished high school and they all have great careers. I just feel like a llazy piece of shit.

it's all good man just get out of that Lazy rut and get back into as much as you don't want to.

oyolar · « **Reply #2252 on:** August 14, 2009, 09:03:21 AM »

after skating for about 6 and a half years i'm still too much of a pussy to drop in. and i'm pissed at myself about it because if i could skate anything it would be concrete tranny.

skate_bored · « **Reply #2253 on:** August 16, 2009, 07:09:09 PM »

alcohol every single day

jack burton · « **Reply #2254 on:** August 17, 2009, 12:50:15 AM »

its probably bad when the lady ringing you up at the liquor store says your not wearing your hat tonight.

Zurg · « **Reply #2255 on:** August 17, 2009, 12:29:05 PM »

Quote from: oyolar on August 14, 2009, 09:03:21 AM

after skating for about 6 and a half years i'm still too much of a pussy to drop in. and i'm pissed at myself about it because if i could skate anything it would be concrete tranny.

just fucking drop in

bumptobar · « **Reply #2256 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:59:13 AM »

Quote from: Zurg on August 17, 2009, 12:29:05 PM

Quote from: oyolar on August 14, 2009, 09:03:21 AM
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after skating for about 6 and a half years i'm still too much of a pussy to drop in. and i'm pissed at myself about it because if i could skate anything it would be concrete tranny.
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just fucking drop in

Come on man, whats there to be ever scared of? Ive seen 6 year olds drop in after a week of skating.

nocomply · « **Reply #2257 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:07:59 PM »

Last week I was constapated and hadn't shitted in a few days. It got real painful. I finally had to resort to sticking my finger in my ass as far as I could and I just pulled out whatver I could. Once the seal was broken it was all good...but yeah I fingered my ass.

jack burton · « **Reply #2258 on:** August 18, 2009, 02:03:49 PM »

Quote from: nocomply on August 18, 2009, 12:07:59 PM

Last week I was constapated and hadn't shitted in a few days. It got real painful. I finally had to resort to sticking my finger in my ass as far as I could and I just pulled out whatver I could. Once the seal was broken it was all good...but yeah I fingered my ass.

id gnar you if i could.

Alan · « **Reply #2259 on:** August 18, 2009, 03:05:43 PM »

I'll forget about it if you post more photos of that milf who likes to dress up...

nocomply · « **Reply #2260 on:** August 19, 2009, 05:33:49 AM »

Quote from: Alan on August 18, 2009, 03:05:43 PM

I'll forget about it if you post more photos of that milf who likes to dress up...

hahaha. wow, good memory. I'll see what I can do tonight.

skate_bored · « **Reply #2261 on:** August 19, 2009, 07:41:27 PM »

Quote from: jack burton on August 17, 2009, 12:50:15 AM

its probably bad when the lady ringing you up at the liquor store says your not wearing your hat tonight.

Quote from: nocomply on August 18, 2009, 12:07:59 PM

hahaha thats fucking awesome though.

Last week I was constapated and hadn't shitted in a few days. It got real painful. I finally had to resort to sticking my finger in my ass as far as I could and I just pulled out whatver I could. Once the seal was broken it was all good...but yeah I fingered my ass.

i love people with just as little shame as me.

jack burton · « **Reply #2262 on:** August 19, 2009, 09:45:18 PM »

theres no shame in my game. ive been talking about rim jobs nonnnnnn stop all week.

kilgore. · « **Reply #2263 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:32:17 AM »

if i was drunk at a party i'd totally make out with freddie mercury.

SleepyPeePee · « **Reply #2264 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:45:19 AM »

Quote from: jack burton on August 18, 2009, 02:03:49 PM

Quote from: nocomply on August 18, 2009, 12:07:59 PM
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Last week I was constapated and hadn't shitted in a few days. It got real painful. I finally had to resort to sticking my finger in my ass as far as I could and I just pulled out whatver I could. Once the seal was broken it was all good...but yeah I fingered my ass.
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id gnar you if i could.

..i got you.. that was great.

jack burton · « **Reply #2265 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:53:43 PM »

haha thanks man. it took real courage to do what he did and he deserves a gnar as a badge of honor.

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2266 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:45:06 PM »

i have a third nipple. i call him Captain Awesome

DevilOnEnzyte · « **Reply #2267 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:56:41 PM »

I think I got a girl pregnant...

nocomply · « **Reply #2268 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:06:58 AM »

Quote from: Upgrayedd on August 20, 2009, 08:45:06 PM

i have a third nipple. i call him Captain Awesome

post pictures or it's a lie

Quote from: DevilOnEnzyte on August 20, 2009, 08:56:41 PM

I think I got a girl pregnant...

Is she going to have it?

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2269 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:53:20 PM »

i'll get ya one nocomply. when i get off work

Nic · « **Reply #2270 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:41:43 PM »

Quote from: kilgore. on August 20, 2009, 05:32:17 AM

if i was drunk at a party i'd totally make out with freddie mercury.

If I was drunk enough I probably would too, Rob Halford also but he has to sing breakin the law to me.

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2271 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:53:42 PM »

here ya go nocomply. This is captain awesome. not a very good picture, but here ya go.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2272 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:29:04 PM »

My grandpa just died and I thought how I would really like to have the morphine pills he didn't get a chance to finish

Foray · « **Reply #2273 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:29:08 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on August 21, 2009, 09:29:04 PM

My grandpa just died and I thought how I would really like to have the morphine pills he didn't get a chance to finish

Those are nice. You take those for three days straight and on the fourth day you don't take them you'll shit yourself, guaranteed.

I've got a soft spot for pain pills. every few weeks..

seagle · « **Reply #2274 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:33:53 AM »

post secret motherfuckers

vag · « **Reply #2275 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:51:56 AM »

I'm addicted to opiates and my girlfriend thinks i kicked it months ago but in reality shes just too dumb to notice im high... and sometimes i have to fake an orgasm and run to the bathroom to take my condom off just because i can never finish

danker · « **Reply #2276 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:05:11 PM »

Quote from: vag on August 23, 2009, 07:51:56 AM

I'm addicted to opiates and my girlfriend thinks i kicked it months ago but in reality shes just too dumb to notice im high... and sometimes i have to fake an orgasm and run to the bathroom to take my condom off just because i can never finish

you sound fucked

Jimmy909 · « **Reply #2277 on:** August 23, 2009, 07:21:03 PM »

Quote from: nocomply on August 18, 2009, 12:07:59 PM

Last week I was constapated and hadn't shitted in a few days. It got real painful. I finally had to resort to sticking my finger in my ass as far as I could and I just pulled out whatver I could. Once the seal was broken it was all good...but yeah I fingered my ass.

haha amazing

nocomply · « **Reply #2278 on:** August 24, 2009, 08:51:09 AM »

Quote from: Upgrayedd on August 21, 2009, 08:53:42 PM

here ya go nocomply. This is captain awesome. not a very good picture, but here ya go.

what? that ain't no damn nipple... that's a mole!

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2279 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:40:40 AM »

no its a nipple. is got an areola (sp?) and all that, and it gets hard when im cold. My doctor said its juat a very tiny one. much like the og two

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1744804 times)

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