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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1350 on: January 04, 2014, 10:05:13 PM »
SO as far as i have read there are no stories of broken Dicks. Wasn't sure it was possible until my dick broke getting ridden ridiculously ridden. Went to an employee party where, because i had mad promo, everything was free. IPAs are my choice so i was relatively hammered and she was drinking on my tab.Little did i know that she had been into me for a while. We go to my buddy's house where the drunken two of us are getting relatively serious. Too many friends are walking through to continue there so we roll to her house. Conveniently we have condoms, always, and after my first bust, roll to the second. Like most, second shot drunk, happens to survive longer. So intensity increasing we continue. She turns out to be a needer of the serous pounding. One out one in and a horrible crash. Felt like my shit had broken off! Turns out it had actually broken. Blue for two weeks. Don't worry, it can happen and it is not permanent! However super ill advised. Beware kinky can fuck you up!
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1351 on: January 05, 2014, 12:24:51 AM »
So I went out on a date with this Philippino girl and we went and got Pho and I like to put a lotta sriracha sauce in it and after we ate we went to her apartment and I went down on her and after a minute she started say "ouch! holy shit what the fuck" and gets up and runs into her bathroom and jumps in the shower and I hear her yelling "Sriracha sauce in my vagina!" Apparently I went down on her too soon after eating a lotta hot sauce. kinda awkward.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1352 on: January 05, 2014, 03:08:31 AM »
Your first post on a skateboarding forum is a short story on how you broke your dick... Why?
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1353 on: January 05, 2014, 12:02:14 PM »
So I went out on a date with this Philippino girl and we went and got Pho and I like to put a lotta sriracha sauce in it and after we ate we went to her apartment and I went down on her and after a minute she started say "ouch! holy shit what the fuck" and gets up and runs into her bathroom and jumps in the shower and I hear her yelling "Sriracha sauce in my vagina!" Apparently I went down on her too soon after eating a lotta hot sauce. kinda awkward.

I fingered my girlfriend a few hours after cutting up a habanero pepper and she ran to the bathroom screaming. The vagina doesn't tolerate spice very well I guess.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1354 on: January 05, 2014, 01:12:03 PM »
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I'm in Ukraine right now - Kiev to be exact - and the other night I had sex with a genuine alcoholic. The women here are all fucking gorgeous and this one's no exception but aside from looks she really wasn't my type. She's a friend of a friend so I stayed with her for a few days and made the mistake of having sex on the first night.  It was alright at first and I was pretty drunk too but she chain smokes like no other - if I had to guess at least 3 packs a day but probably more since it's literally one after the other ALL day. The first day I got there I arrived at 8am and she was already drinking and offered me a beer at well so I took it thinking, "when in Rome" but after I took a nap for a few hours then woke up and she was still drinking. I think maybe I had another glass of wine but kept it tame so I could save myself for that night after that so we just hung out for a bit then went to a movie in this film festival where she fell asleep before it even started. After that we went out for drinks again then headed back to hers which resulted in some odd sexual conversations followed by drunken sex. Afterwards she was saying things like, "I don't want you to ever put clothes on again" and "I want to rape you again in the morning". She then dragged me to her bedroom but was pretty well pushing me out of the bed in her sleep so I went to sleep in the living room. The next morning I woke up at 7am to this girl smoking cigarettes and blowing smoke in my face with a glass of wine in her hand just watching me sleep. Shit was weird.
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That's not weird. That's Ukraine.
Girls from former soviet union countries are bat crazy and alcoholics. A friend of mine had a girlfriend from latvia and had many stories about things happening there. One time he went at a party in latvia with his girlfriend and it was a big house full with alcohol, drugs and people. Everyone was totally wasted and people would start fucking in front of everyone. My friend was sitting at a sofa dead wasted, he told us that he was so wasted that he stood there looking around and couldnt move. Then a girl unzips him and starts rubbing his dick, then she just hops on it fuckin like crazy. His girlfriend dead wasted too sees that after a while and she slaps the girl and gets my friend outta there...

 His girlfriend had her 2 female friends visit her and we would hung out. One of them liked me and another homie and one night we started a drinking contest at the spot where we were skating. We got wasted and she started blowing some of us behind a dumpster while people were passing by. Then she wanted to come at my place but she was so drunk that she fell unconscious and an ambulance came to take her. I guess we won the contest.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1355 on: January 05, 2014, 01:50:21 PM »
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I'm in Ukraine right now - Kiev to be exact - and the other night I had sex with a genuine alcoholic. The women here are all fucking gorgeous and this one's no exception but aside from looks she really wasn't my type. She's a friend of a friend so I stayed with her for a few days and made the mistake of having sex on the first night.  It was alright at first and I was pretty drunk too but she chain smokes like no other - if I had to guess at least 3 packs a day but probably more since it's literally one after the other ALL day. The first day I got there I arrived at 8am and she was already drinking and offered me a beer at well so I took it thinking, "when in Rome" but after I took a nap for a few hours then woke up and she was still drinking. I think maybe I had another glass of wine but kept it tame so I could save myself for that night after that so we just hung out for a bit then went to a movie in this film festival where she fell asleep before it even started. After that we went out for drinks again then headed back to hers which resulted in some odd sexual conversations followed by drunken sex. Afterwards she was saying things like, "I don't want you to ever put clothes on again" and "I want to rape you again in the morning". She then dragged me to her bedroom but was pretty well pushing me out of the bed in her sleep so I went to sleep in the living room. The next morning I woke up at 7am to this girl smoking cigarettes and blowing smoke in my face with a glass of wine in her hand just watching me sleep. Shit was weird.
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That's not weird. That's Ukraine.
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Girls from former soviet union countries are bat crazy and alcoholics. A friend of mine had a girlfriend from latvia and had many stories about things happening there. One time he went at a party in latvia with his girlfriend and it was a big house full with alcohol, drugs and people. Everyone was totally wasted and people would start fucking in front of everyone. My friend was sitting at a sofa dead wasted, he told us that he was so wasted that he stood there looking around and couldnt move. Then a girl unzips him and starts rubbing his dick, then she just hops on it fuckin like crazy. His girlfriend dead wasted too sees that after a while and she slaps the girl and gets my friend outta there...

 His girlfriend had her 2 female friends visit her and we would hung out. One of them liked me and another homie and one night we started a drinking contest at the spot where we were skating. We got wasted and she started blowing some of us behind a dumpster while people were passing by. Then she wanted to come at my place but she was so drunk that she fell unconscious and an ambulance came to take her. I guess we won the contest.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1356 on: January 05, 2014, 04:28:53 PM »
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1357 on: January 05, 2014, 04:31:41 PM »
I literally have at least 30 awkward sexual experiences.

So it all starts at the young ripe age of 19 when I have my first gf after finally overcoming my social awkwardness. So we had been talking for a few years and were good friends and after about a week of finally going out, my perverted internet porn addicted self decides its time to stick my dick in a girls butt. Being a young girl and eager to please and experiment, this young lady willingly gives me the ole brown eye to do with as I please. I forgo the condom and from what I remember failed to inspect the cavernous butt hole with fingers prior to entering with my dick. All was going as expected until mid way through I begin to smell something going a foul. I decided to pull out and in the darkness have difficulty seeing anything, but I feel a weight on my dick almost like a midget is standing on it. I run to the bathroom and to my regret find not just a little brown stain on the head of my cock but its as if her shit had literally made a mold of itself around my cock. If I had stood out in the sun I could have let the shit dry and made a replica out of my cock with her shit. Needless to say I did not do this and hopped into the shower immediately, only to have the drain plugged with shit and having to stomp on it with my foot to get it down. I don't even remember if I told her what happened, im a nice guy so I probably said I had to piss or shit or something in the bathroom. Deep down inside I am sure she knew.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1358 on: January 05, 2014, 05:14:10 PM »
I literally have at least 30 awkward sexual experiences.

So it all starts at the young ripe age of 19 when I have my first gf after finally overcoming my social awkwardness. So we had been talking for a few years and were good friends and after about a week of finally going out, my perverted internet porn addicted self decides its time to stick my dick in a girls butt. Being a young girl and eager to please and experiment, this young lady willingly gives me the ole brown eye to do with as I please. I forgo the condom and from what I remember failed to inspect the cavernous butt hole with fingers prior to entering with my dick. All was going as expected until mid way through I begin to smell something going a foul. I decided to pull out and in the darkness have difficulty seeing anything, but I feel a weight on my dick almost like a midget is standing on it. I run to the bathroom and to my regret find not just a little brown stain on the head of my cock but its as if her shit had literally made a mold of itself around my cock. If I had stood out in the sun I could have let the shit dry and made a replica out of my cock with her shit. Needless to say I did not do this and hopped into the shower immediately, only to have the drain plugged with shit and having to stomp on it with my foot to get it down. I don't even remember if I told her what happened, im a nice guy so I probably said I had to piss or shit or something in the bathroom. Deep down inside I am sure she knew.


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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1359 on: January 05, 2014, 05:22:38 PM »
I literally have at least 30 awkward sexual experiences.

So it all starts at the young ripe age of 19 when I have my first gf after finally overcoming my social awkwardness. So we had been talking for a few years and were good friends and after about a week of finally going out, my perverted internet porn addicted self decides its time to stick my dick in a girls butt. Being a young girl and eager to please and experiment, this young lady willingly gives me the ole brown eye to do with as I please. I forgo the condom and from what I remember failed to inspect the cavernous butt hole with fingers prior to entering with my dick. All was going as expected until mid way through I begin to smell something going a foul. I decided to pull out and in the darkness have difficulty seeing anything, but I feel a weight on my dick almost like a midget is standing on it. I run to the bathroom and to my regret find not just a little brown stain on the head of my cock but its as if her shit had literally made a mold of itself around my cock. If I had stood out in the sun I could have let the shit dry and made a replica out of my cock with her shit. Needless to say I did not do this and hopped into the shower immediately, only to have the drain plugged with shit and having to stomp on it with my foot to get it down. I don't even remember if I told her what happened, im a nice guy so I probably said I had to piss or shit or something in the bathroom. Deep down inside I am sure she knew.


While I question the validity of this post due to the fact that you claimed to have the drain clogged with shit, I do value that your first post to Slap was in the Awkward Sexual Experiences thread.


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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1360 on: January 05, 2014, 06:31:45 PM »
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So I went out on a date with this Philippino girl and we went and got Pho and I like to put a lotta sriracha sauce in it and after we ate we went to her apartment and I went down on her and after a minute she started say "ouch! holy shit what the fuck" and gets up and runs into her bathroom and jumps in the shower and I hear her yelling "Sriracha sauce in my vagina!" Apparently I went down on her too soon after eating a lotta hot sauce. kinda awkward.
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I fingered my girlfriend a few hours after cutting up a habanero pepper and she ran to the bathroom screaming. The vagina doesn't tolerate spice very well I guess.
I don't think any mucus membrane does. I'm sure if you touched your eyes after that you wouldn't be too stoked either.
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1361 on: January 06, 2014, 02:22:55 AM »
The last sex I have with anyone I've dated is always  very bad somehow.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1362 on: January 06, 2014, 03:08:02 AM »
The last sex I have with anyone I've dated is always  very bad somehow.

I feel like once you get the feeling it could be the last time you have sex with that person it's immediately unsatisfying. 

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1363 on: January 06, 2014, 04:37:34 AM »
not a bad one, but akward... sure:

When I was around 19, I was playing in a bunch of bands. When I look back, all of the those bands sucked balls... but I guess some people actually liked it. One of those people was a punk girl. She had crazy hair going on, and she dressed in a really weird way. She added me on myspace (yes it's been a while) and just started to post hearts on every photo. And every show we used to play, she was there.

One night we were playing another show, and of course she was there again. I was setting up my amp and she was staring at me again. She dressed kinda weird but there was no denying that she was fucking hot. Underneath that weird makeup and clothes was a beautiful girl.

The promotor gives us our cue, we go on stage and we start playing. The girl comes up front and starts staring at me again. She moves right into front of me, stares into my eyes and starts lipping "fuck me" while she opens the buttons of her shirt.

I felt super akward and didn't really know how to react. I wasn't really experienced with girls back then. I was psyched and scared at the same time. So I look into the crowd and started rocking out, trying to be cool. When I tried looking at her again... she was gone.

After the show I felt pretty bad, but I didn't see her around anymore. Maybe I had hurt her feelings? Would I ever see her again?

The dudes start drinking and me and the singer were loading our shit into the van. We were almost done when the singer's phone rang, and he walked away to talk to his girlfriend.

So... I was alone putting the gear in the van, when I suddenly feel a tap on my shoulder.

I look behind me and it was the punk girl, and instead of finally saying something to me, she immediately started kissing me while she rubs my pants. Like I said, she was hot as fuck so I went along with it. I was standing there, keys in hand and locked the van.

She pulls me behind an old building, unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick. At this point we still haven't said a single thing to eachother... She had a pierced tongue and she gave me an amazing blowjob. She really put some work into it and she really didn't back down when people were passing us by. She was moaning and going for it like a champ. She started jacking me off and I blew my load in her mouth. And the only thing she said to me all night was "More... Please, I want more..."

I said I couldn't, she zipped me up, gave me a kiss turned away and just left. And I was like "What the fuck did just happen?". I felt violated and awesome at the same time.

After that, every time we played a show, she was there and we always ended up having amazing sex after the shows. We also started to date after a while and she was actually really smart and cool. Man... she was without any doubt the horniest girl I've EVER dated, she'd ask for the kinkiest and weirdest stuff but it was always amazing. Kind of a nympho so of course I wasn't the only dude handling her business. So we broke up.

It's been years since I've seen her in real life, but sometimes she just sends me a bunch of nudes out of the blue...

Awesome chick.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1364 on: January 06, 2014, 04:46:03 AM »
not a bad one, but akward... sure:

When I was around 19, I was playing in a bunch of bands. When I look back, all of the those bands sucked balls... but I guess some people actually liked it. One of those people was a punk girl. She had crazy hair going on, and she dressed in a really weird way. She added me on myspace (yes it's been a while) and just started to post hearts on every photo. And every show we used to play, she was there.

One night we were playing another show, and of course she was there again. I was setting up my amp and she was staring at me again. She dressed kinda weird but there was no denying that she was fucking hot. Underneath that weird makeup and clothes was a beautiful girl.

The promotor gives us our cue, we go on stage and we start playing. The girl comes up front and starts staring at me again. She moves right into front of me, stares into my eyes and starts lipping "fuck me" while she opens the buttons of her shirt.

I felt super akward and didn't really know how to react. I wasn't really experienced with girls back then. I was psyched and scared at the same time. So I look into the crowd and started rocking out, trying to be cool. When I tried looking at her again... she was gone.

After the show I felt pretty bad, but I didn't see her around anymore. Maybe I had hurt her feelings? Would I ever see her again?

The dudes start drinking and me and the singer were loading our shit into the van. We were almost done when the singer's phone rang, and he walked away to talk to his girlfriend.

So... I was alone putting the gear in the van, when I suddenly feel a tap on my shoulder.

I look behind me and it was the punk girl, and instead of finally saying something to me, she immediately started kissing me while she rubs my pants. Like I said, she was hot as fuck so I went along with it. I was standing there, keys in hand and locked the van.

She pulls me behind an old building, unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick. At this point we still haven't said a single thing to eachother... She had a pierced tongue and she gave me an amazing blowjob. She really put some work into it and she really didn't back down when people were passing us by. She was moaning and going for it like a champ. She started jacking me off and I blew my load in her mouth. And the only thing she said to me all night was "More... Please, I want more..."

I said I couldn't, she zipped me up, gave me a kiss turned away and just left. And I was like "What the fuck did just happen?". I felt violated and awesome at the same time.

After that, every time we played a show, she was there and we always ended up having amazing sex after the shows. We also started to date after a while and she was actually really smart and cool. Man... she was without any doubt the horniest girl I've EVER dated, she'd ask for the kinkiest and weirdest stuff but it was always amazing. Kind of a nympho so of course I wasn't the only dude handling her business. So we broke up.

It's been years since I've seen her in real life, but sometimes she just sends me a bunch of nudes out of the blue...

Awesome chick.
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1365 on: January 06, 2014, 10:54:50 AM »
she was 100% sexually abused as a child
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1366 on: January 06, 2014, 11:23:17 AM »
she was 100% sexually abused as a child
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1367 on: January 06, 2014, 02:49:10 PM »
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not a bad one, but akward... sure:

When I was around 19, I was playing in a bunch of bands. When I look back, all of the those bands sucked balls... but I guess some people actually liked it. One of those people was a punk girl. She had crazy hair going on, and she dressed in a really weird way. She added me on myspace (yes it's been a while) and just started to post hearts on every photo. And every show we used to play, she was there.

One night we were playing another show, and of course she was there again. I was setting up my amp and she was staring at me again. She dressed kinda weird but there was no denying that she was fucking hot. Underneath that weird makeup and clothes was a beautiful girl.

The promotor gives us our cue, we go on stage and we start playing. The girl comes up front and starts staring at me again. She moves right into front of me, stares into my eyes and starts lipping "fuck me" while she opens the buttons of her shirt.

I felt super akward and didn't really know how to react. I wasn't really experienced with girls back then. I was psyched and scared at the same time. So I look into the crowd and started rocking out, trying to be cool. When I tried looking at her again... she was gone.

After the show I felt pretty bad, but I didn't see her around anymore. Maybe I had hurt her feelings? Would I ever see her again?

The dudes start drinking and me and the singer were loading our shit into the van. We were almost done when the singer's phone rang, and he walked away to talk to his girlfriend.

So... I was alone putting the gear in the van, when I suddenly feel a tap on my shoulder.

I look behind me and it was the punk girl, and instead of finally saying something to me, she immediately started kissing me while she rubs my pants. Like I said, she was hot as fuck so I went along with it. I was standing there, keys in hand and locked the van.

She pulls me behind an old building, unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick. At this point we still haven't said a single thing to eachother... She had a pierced tongue and she gave me an amazing blowjob. She really put some work into it and she really didn't back down when people were passing us by. She was moaning and going for it like a champ. She started jacking me off and I blew my load in her mouth. And the only thing she said to me all night was "More... Please, I want more..."

I said I couldn't, she zipped me up, gave me a kiss turned away and just left. And I was like "What the fuck did just happen?". I felt violated and awesome at the same time.

After that, every time we played a show, she was there and we always ended up having amazing sex after the shows. We also started to date after a while and she was actually really smart and cool. Man... she was without any doubt the horniest girl I've EVER dated, she'd ask for the kinkiest and weirdest stuff but it was always amazing. Kind of a nympho so of course I wasn't the only dude handling her business. So we broke up.

It's been years since I've seen her in real life, but sometimes she just sends me a bunch of nudes out of the blue...

Awesome chick.
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1368 on: January 06, 2014, 03:42:26 PM »
post them nudies

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1369 on: January 06, 2014, 05:58:29 PM »
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The last sex I have with anyone I've dated is always  very bad somehow.
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I feel like once you get the feeling it could be the last time you have sex with that person it's immediately unsatisfying. 

That happens..

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1370 on: January 07, 2014, 06:10:18 AM »
i was fucking this girl a while ago and while i was doing her doggy she was starting to finger herself in the ass. I didnt fuck her in the ass tho'.

1. has this happened to any of you?
2. should i have fucked her in the ass?
3. should i have made this broad do the dishes? (mind i was fucking her in the kitchen with her head almost in the sink)
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1371 on: January 07, 2014, 11:30:09 AM »
i was fucking this girl a while ago and while i was doing her doggy she was starting to finger herself in the ass. I didnt fuck her in the ass tho'.

1. has this happened to any of you?
2. should i have fucked her in the ass?
3. should i have made this broad do the dishes? (mind i was fucking her in the kitchen with her head almost in the sink)
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1372 on: January 07, 2014, 12:58:42 PM »
2 and 3 are the correct answers.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1373 on: January 19, 2014, 06:15:49 AM »
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ive been with many vaginas and even explored the asshole and have never ever found anything aside from a string. gnarly, yes, but enough of a warning sign to avoid anything below the clit. chicks are pretty clean usually...you sure it was shit? did it taste like shit?

and along with the tasting like shit subject, you guys ever wonder if maybe it doesnt taste like it smells? sometimes food smells weird and tastes great. never eaten shit, so i guess ill never know.
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It's not that bad.

Have any of you ever had sex with a girl while she was asleep? She was my girlfriend so it's alright, but one day i woke up with a boner and decided to just go for it. I hope i'm not alone in doing this.
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Your not alone, I've done it a few times.

Sleeping over with a former big breasted Spanish cougar I used to bone. (She was 43 and I was 23 back then)  She used to smoke the fattest joints and drink alize before we fucked.  One night in between sessions(about 2 30ish)  She was laying on the side. She kept directing me to her pussy instead of her ass in a soft voice.(she hated it in her ass like most women do without the lube) i THOUGHT SHE WAS AWAKE She was moaning silently. She had a fat ass and it felt good when i was pumping her. I busted a fat nut inside of her.  Then fucked her again in the same position(Spoon) (the fat ass felt too nice bra ;) Then A few seconds later she started grabbing my cock to put me back inside of her. Suddenly she said "wait...somethings wrong I feel really wet" and went to the bathroom to clean up. So I guess she was alseep while I was fucking her, (Or semi passed out high and talking to me in that state) and woke up to my cum dripping out of her pussy.... Oh yea and she was on the pill and that was 2 years ago so no worries
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1374 on: January 19, 2014, 02:29:08 PM »
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I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1375 on: January 19, 2014, 04:57:18 PM »
Eating ass is what separates the boys from the men..  What yall know about some butt fun?

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1376 on: January 19, 2014, 05:00:54 PM »
Eating ass is what separates the boys from the men..  What yall know about some butt fun?

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1377 on: February 13, 2014, 05:27:07 AM »
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not a bad one, but akward... sure:

When I was around 19, I was playing in a bunch of bands. When I look back, all of the those bands sucked balls... but I guess some people actually liked it. One of those people was a punk girl. She had crazy hair going on, and she dressed in a really weird way. She added me on myspace (yes it's been a while) and just started to post hearts on every photo. And every show we used to play, she was there.

One night we were playing another show, and of course she was there again. I was setting up my amp and she was staring at me again. She dressed kinda weird but there was no denying that she was fucking hot. Underneath that weird makeup and clothes was a beautiful girl.

The promotor gives us our cue, we go on stage and we start playing. The girl comes up front and starts staring at me again. She moves right into front of me, stares into my eyes and starts lipping "fuck me" while she opens the buttons of her shirt.

I felt super akward and didn't really know how to react. I wasn't really experienced with girls back then. I was psyched and scared at the same time. So I look into the crowd and started rocking out, trying to be cool. When I tried looking at her again... she was gone.

After the show I felt pretty bad, but I didn't see her around anymore. Maybe I had hurt her feelings? Would I ever see her again?

The dudes start drinking and me and the singer were loading our shit into the van. We were almost done when the singer's phone rang, and he walked away to talk to his girlfriend.

So... I was alone putting the gear in the van, when I suddenly feel a tap on my shoulder.

I look behind me and it was the punk girl, and instead of finally saying something to me, she immediately started kissing me while she rubs my pants. Like I said, she was hot as fuck so I went along with it. I was standing there, keys in hand and locked the van.

She pulls me behind an old building, unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick. At this point we still haven't said a single thing to eachother... She had a pierced tongue and she gave me an amazing blowjob. She really put some work into it and she really didn't back down when people were passing us by. She was moaning and going for it like a champ. She started jacking me off and I blew my load in her mouth. And the only thing she said to me all night was "More... Please, I want more..."

I said I couldn't, she zipped me up, gave me a kiss turned away and just left. And I was like "What the fuck did just happen?". I felt violated and awesome at the same time.

After that, every time we played a show, she was there and we always ended up having amazing sex after the shows. We also started to date after a while and she was actually really smart and cool. Man... she was without any doubt the horniest girl I've EVER dated, she'd ask for the kinkiest and weirdest stuff but it was always amazing. Kind of a nympho so of course I wasn't the only dude handling her business. So we broke up.

It's been years since I've seen her in real life, but sometimes she just sends me a bunch of nudes out of the blue...

Awesome chick.
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Post the nudes. Crop her face out if you feel it's necessary.
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Really though.. how bout them Nudes??

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1378 on: February 13, 2014, 05:30:52 AM »
i was jerking it fantasizing about fucking some kid i met at a skatepark. making out with my pillow and everything. then randomly everything got really awkward cuz i couldn't think about him anymore and was forced to think about my mother for no reason at all. i guess it turns out that kid has a roxicet problem or some shit anyways and i would not fuck him cuz i don't want herpes.

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Re: Awkward Sexual Experiences
« Reply #1379 on: February 13, 2014, 06:07:09 AM »
i was fucking this girl a while ago and while i was doing her doggy she was starting to finger herself in the ass. I didnt fuck her in the ass tho'.

1. has this happened to any of you?
2. should i have fucked her in the ass?
3. should i have made this broad do the dishes? (mind i was fucking her in the kitchen with her head almost in the sink)
Yes, yes and definitely yes. Women are better at multi tasking.