longboarding

[socalduballstar]

woah bros, no need to start a controversy over here. this is real chill
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[Blue Fescue]

Look up Chicago Longboards, Kebbek, Never Summer, Longboardlarry, Rayne, Landyachtz, Bustin, Earthwing, ColdWar, Honey, Loaded or any of the other companies out there.  Arbor's a great company but...90% of skaters out there don't know that there's more to longboarding than Arbor and Sector 9.  No offense meant dude, they're quality boards...just saying there's so much more out there.

Oh and yeah, I do ride a 36" deck in the bowl.

I don't know, I don't think that any of those are going to improve the performance of my dog pulling me down the street.

[Choad Muskrat]

lol

[MFS]

woah bros, no need to start a controversy over here. this is real chill
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oh god! whats next 311

[chalmchalms]

No pads, leather. gloves, stupid downhill boards...1080 hands down power slides.....100% Real Skateboarding.

[MFS]

fuck yeah, tent city. take that you bitch ass emoboarders

[I Longboard!]

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You guys have no idea how fun it is flying down a hill at 100km/h, knowing that if you crash, you die.

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or scratch up your plaid shorts and hollister polo...........

Hollister Polo?...Ew.

[Mooley]

Yeah dude! Fuck Hollister!
Billabong and element footwear, woo! Braaaaah pass the energy drinks! EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

[bbk]

No pads, leather. gloves, stupid downhill boards...1080 hands down power slides.....100% Real Skateboarding.

hey alex, what are you up to these days?

[damian]

man, i was on the freeway the other day and a fucking rogue longboarder fucking raced past me. the speed limit was 65, and i was going about 70 so them sons-of-bitches had to be in 4th gear or something. anyways, the cop saw these reckless human porsches and fucking cheezed it. i don't  know man, i thought he was gonna get away, but then he realized he can't go up curbs or dodge car scraps and ate shit man. the human porsche was gonna need some body work. he got charged with a d.u.i.

[velo]

5 pages deep? so who's better the football or baseball jocks?

[damian]

sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

[I Longboard!]

5 pages deep? Yeap, it's cause you fucktards can't figure out longboarding is another discipline of skateboarding!

[I Longboard!]

sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??

[damian]

sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

[MFS]

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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

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Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??

why are you here!

[chalmchalms]

stoked, I just discovered how to put someone on my "ignore" list....... takes care of that problem.

[I Longboard!]

sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

Hahahaha. Naturally, people don't wear skin tight pants either!

[I Longboard!]

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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

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Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??

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why are you here!

Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!

[I Longboard!]

this is hilarious, now the longboarders are lurking the slap forums

well they can't use the "we don't give a shit what you think' argument. Obviously you do.

Hahaha. Who woulda thunk eh? 

[Choad Muskrat]

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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

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Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??

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why are you here!

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Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!

nope, these forums are chill, your a kook, get used to it

[mikefork]

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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

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Hahahaha. Naturally, people don't wear skin tight pants either!

making fun of someone because of the tightness of their pants is just as bad as hating someone because of their religion, sex, age, or skin color you know right? some longboreding hippy you are

[I Longboard!]

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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

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Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??

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Riiiiiiggggggghhht. Hence the hating on longboarders...
why are you here!

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Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!

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nope, these forums are chill, your a kook, get used to it

[I Longboard!]

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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

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Hahahaha. Naturally, people don't wear skin tight pants either!

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making fun of someone because of the tightness of their pants is just as bad as hating someone because of their religion, sex, age, or skin color you know right? some longboreding hippy you are

Well, pssssht. Not my fault shortboarders wear skin tight pants.

PS: Your mod skills suck! 

[damian]

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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.

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Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??

[close]

why are you here!

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Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!

sfa
i ride on a longboard because my dick is loooong and stand proud and wide;  i don't appreciate my illustrious balls touching my thighs. my i think you got it backwords sfahaha. overcompensation? like the god fearing babyweiners in those giant pickup trucks.

[damian]

and i still don't get where all discipline gets involved. i'm too reckless to be a human porsche?

[mikefork]

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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

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Hahahaha. Naturally, people don't wear skin tight pants either!

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making fun of someone because of the tightness of their pants is just as bad as hating someone because of their religion, sex, age, or skin color you know right? some longboreding hippy you are

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Well, pssssht. Not my fault shortboarders wear skin tight pants.

PS: Your mod skills suck! 

sfhahahahahahaha. making fun of my mod skills? what the fuck do you think this is, kindergarten?
shahahaha. i never said anything about longboarding "sucking/being lame/whatever", in fact i have one of those dinosaur jr. workshop longboards. longboarders though are the worst though. you can't get over the fact that people on here don't respect you. if you came on here trying to be a normal reasonable person instead of a crybaby, things would be different. yet you have to go and make fun of us "shortboarders" and our "skin tight pants". that is stereotyping, just how some regulars stereotyped all longboarders as being kooks. the reason why you keep getting shit is because you keep asking for it
p.s- i don't know what i just said and i don't care if it makes sense or not. suck it

[MFS]

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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

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Hahahaha. Naturally, people don't wear skin tight pants either!

[close]

making fun of someone because of the tightness of their pants is just as bad as hating someone because of their religion, sex, age, or skin color you know right? some longboreding hippy you are

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Well, pssssht. Not my fault shortboarders wear skin tight pants.

PS: Your mod skills suck! 

you dun fucked up now! someone find out who this dipshit is and hack his shit!

[stinee]

I Longboard...what the hell did I say?  Stop freaking posting in here.  It's a waste of your time.  As I said, when you're still skating they're going to have dead end jobs and be getting fat in front of their TV's in their free time.  Give it up, I already tried being polite, even appologized for whatever negativity I left in my first few posts...they're just too cool for us.

[Knockout Ned]

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