man, i was on the freeway the other day and a fucking rogue longboarder fucking raced past me. the speed limit was 65, and i was going about 70 so them sons-of-bitches had to be in 4th gear or something. anyways, the cop saw these reckless human porsches and fucking cheezed it. i don't know man, i thought he was gonna get away, but then he realized he can't go up curbs or dodge car scraps and ate shit man. the human porsche was gonna need some body work. he got charged with a d.u.i.