real confessions

[posguy]

Was very inspired by reading all of your posts. I want to help everyone with problems on here

- I don't really have any friends outside of the people I skate with, maybe a couple people (my girlfriend hates it)
- When I don't skate cause of an injury or weather I get depressed and moody
- I fan out over Rodney Mullen and RDS
- Sometimes I wish I was a normal person that watched mtv, played football in high school and had a whole bunch of friends
- I can only do a few tricks and can't skate switch or nollie very well (I can't tre flip)
- I love manuals
- I'm stuck in the 90s
- I'm currently in a relationship that if it ends might end me
- I stole a lot from my family when I was growing up, nothing big like cars or stuff, mainly just money
- I'm a compulsive liar about the stupidest stuff
- I can't drop in, tried it once and decided it wasn't for me. That aside I do fantasize about having a nice mellow mini ramp in my backyard when I have a house
- I was obsessed with this girl in middle school and unintentionally stalked her. I would skate down her road partly cause it was her road and it was nicely paved opposed to the road I walked down, so I went down her road for two reasons. Thinking back I hope I didn't scare her.
- I can't skate parks, they intimidate me and the smoothness of the ground fucks with my concentration
- I get psyched when people land their tricks that I've seen them trying for a bit even though the trick might not be that impressive, it probably comes off as condescending but I know the feeling of never being able to land a trick (it took 3 years to learn kickflips, I skated alone at shitty spots) so when someone lands their trick I always clap or something

-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.

Hear ya on that one. I was in a fight within a couple months of moving to Portland and didn't quite freeze but really only defended myself from getting seriously hurt before they ran off. I think of committing violent acts though.

I'm gay. No really, I have had a partner for over 10 years.

Anybody with half a brain who has been on the boards from the early days should have been able to figure it out by the way I ridiculed people for resorting to calling people "fags" as a put-down. It should have especially been evident when I ripped into Beans for saying he didn't see a problem with killing gays.

I am out to my friends and family and they are supportive. I guess I am pretty much out completely now...

...just don't expect me to start using hair gel and dress any differently.

Good for you man! Just keep being happy and yourself and the naysayers will be even more pissed off haha

the appleyard thread made me remember this....he 'yeah'd me in the summer when I landed something and I felt good inside...

I think anyone would be psyched if Appleyard gave them a 'yeah' at a skatepark.

That's all for now, probably more to come later. Thanks for proving that we're not all assholes all the time

[Prince Nelson]

I was at Bath And Body Works with my girlfriend yesterday and one of the guys there was flirting with me. He made some sort of remark to me about one of their candles smelling like Hugh Jackman. I didn't really mind. Is this appropriate for this thread?

[nice_guy_2]

I was at Bath And Body Works with my girlfriend yesterday and one of the guys there was flirting with me. He made some sort of remark to me about one of their candles smelling like Hugh Jackman. I didn't really mind. Is this appropriate for this thread?

that was more of a brag then a confession

[paraquat]

How people go from talking to fucking is crazy to me. I feel like there are so many steps that I'm missing.

I don't know either.

[perverted super otaku!]

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How people go from talking to fucking is crazy to me. I feel like there are so many steps that I'm missing.

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I don't know either.

Basically if you can make her laugh and feel comfortable, her body language becomes more familiar, she touches you, sits close, if your lucky she'll stare right at you, avoid the temptation to break what may feel like awkward excessive eye contact, then you kiss her lips, but not to gung-ho, more like "whats up? is this about to go down", another brief eye contact then crazed make-out commences and shit just snowballs from there

[360 frip]

alright alright all talk of hot bears, hpv, and rimjobs aside, how fucking cool of an expression is godspeed?

I thought you were going to ask if he took the apartment or not.

[Willie]

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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

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did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

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I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

I was in a friend's wedding and he said "what's your shoe size? We're gonna wear Vans for the wedding!"

Initially, this did not seem so bad as I was getting a free pair of shoes but when the Zappos box shows up I open it to find Purple Chukkas. The worst color, the worst shoe Vans makes.

After the ceremony I took them off and put on leather dress shoes so I didn't look like a tool.
Haven't worn the Chukkas since.

[shark tits]

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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

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did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

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I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

[close]

I was in a friend's wedding and he said "what's your shoe size? We're gonna wear Vans for the wedding!"

Initially, this did not seem so bad as I was getting a free pair of shoes but when the Zappos box shows up I open it to find Purple Chukkas. The worst color, the worst shoe Vans makes.

After the ceremony I took them off and put on leather dress shoes so I didn't look like a tool.
Haven't worn the Chukkas since.

chukkas still exist? i usedta dig them in high school. they were kiind of old world, like you could wear them in the woods w/ a quiver of arrows on your back or skate the city. chukkas belonged everywhere and compared to how 'branded' and corporate logo everything is nowadays i double like them. haven't seen a pair in 20=ish yrs.

[Jim and Dan]

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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

[close]

did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

[close]

I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

[close]

I was in a friend's wedding and he said "what's your shoe size? We're gonna wear Vans for the wedding!"

Initially, this did not seem so bad as I was getting a free pair of shoes but when the Zappos box shows up I open it to find Purple Chukkas. The worst color, the worst shoe Vans makes.

After the ceremony I took them off and put on leather dress shoes so I didn't look like a tool.
Haven't worn the Chukkas since.

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chukkas still exist? i usedta dig them in high school. they were kiind of old world, like you could wear them in the woods w/ a quiver of arrows on your back or skate the city. chukkas belonged everywhere and compared to how 'branded' and corporate logo everything is nowadays i double like them. haven't seen a pair in 20=ish yrs.

The quiver of arrows example had me dying, made me think of like Robin Hood/Elf type booties.



I used to get Chukkas from the former Vans outlet in Wrentham like 10 years ago on the cheap.

I honestly wouldn't mind if somebody sent me a Zappos box with Purple Chukkas in them [I'll skip the whole wedding part however].
     |-> (At least they weren't Chukka Lows (queue "Ebola Noise" or Lorde)).

I'm pretty ashamed I bought a pair of Vans from the "Vans Store" at Providence Place, I must confess to this terrible experience.
     |-> It was like being with that shitty family member who you have to hang out for 15 minutes & maybe have a brodego bonding moment.
           |-> In my defense though, Civil does not carry shoes most shoes in my size [I have 16th C. concubine feet].

[perverted super otaku!]

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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

[close]

did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

[close]

I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

[close]

I was in a friend's wedding and he said "what's your shoe size? We're gonna wear Vans for the wedding!"

Initially, this did not seem so bad as I was getting a free pair of shoes but when the Zappos box shows up I open it to find Purple Chukkas. The worst color, the worst shoe Vans makes.

After the ceremony I took them off and put on leather dress shoes so I didn't look like a tool.
Haven't worn the Chukkas since.

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chukkas still exist? i usedta dig them in high school. they were kiind of old world, like you could wear them in the woods w/ a quiver of arrows on your back or skate the city. chukkas belonged everywhere and compared to how 'branded' and corporate logo everything is nowadays i double like them. haven't seen a pair in 20=ish yrs.

[close]

The quiver of arrows example had me dying, made me think of like Robin Hood/Elf type booties.



I used to get Chukkas from the former Vans outlet in Wrentham like 10 years ago on the cheap.

I honestly wouldn't mind if somebody sent me a Zappos box with Purple Chukkas in them [I'll skip the whole wedding part however].
     |-> (At least they weren't Chukka Lows (queue "Ebola Noise" or Lorde)).

I'm pretty ashamed I bought a pair of Vans from the "Vans Store" at Providence Place, I must confess to this terrible experience.
     |-> It was like being with that shitty family member who you have to hang out for 15 minutes & maybe have a brodego bonding moment.
           |-> In my defense though, Civil does not carry shoes most shoes in my size [I have 16th C. concubine feet].

Empress Dowager, Confirmed

[shark tits]

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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

[close]

did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

[close]

I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

[close]

I was in a friend's wedding and he said "what's your shoe size? We're gonna wear Vans for the wedding!"

Initially, this did not seem so bad as I was getting a free pair of shoes but when the Zappos box shows up I open it to find Purple Chukkas. The worst color, the worst shoe Vans makes.

After the ceremony I took them off and put on leather dress shoes so I didn't look like a tool.
Haven't worn the Chukkas since.

[close]

chukkas still exist? i usedta dig them in high school. they were kiind of old world, like you could wear them in the woods w/ a quiver of arrows on your back or skate the city. chukkas belonged everywhere and compared to how 'branded' and corporate logo everything is nowadays i double like them. haven't seen a pair in 20=ish yrs.

[close]

The quiver of arrows example had me dying, made me think of like Robin Hood/Elf type booties.



I used to get Chukkas from the former Vans outlet in Wrentham like 10 years ago on the cheap.

I honestly wouldn't mind if somebody sent me a Zappos box with Purple Chukkas in them [I'll skip the whole wedding part however].
� � �|-> (At least they weren't Chukka Lows (queue "Ebola Noise" or Lorde)).

I'm pretty ashamed I bought a pair of Vans from the "Vans Store" at Providence Place, I must confess to this terrible experience.
� � �|-> It was like being with that shitty family member who you have to hang out for 15 minutes & maybe have a brodego bonding moment.
� � � � � �|-> In my defense though, Civil does not carry shoes most shoes in my size [I have 16th C. concubine feet].

heh, i've got all that copper out 'private idaho's' dumpster if you wanna rock giraffe neck to go w/ your concubine feet. old world body modification!
those elven shoes were dope, that's what i had in mind too. mick dodge shreds mount rainier in chukkas. he whittles his own wheels and wooden trucks.
i'd skip the wedding too but it would've been nice to be invited.

[perverted super otaku!]

Realized today that this girl who's tumblr I used to wank to regularly, goes to my school and ive sat by/beside her multiple jus waitin for my next class or what evs but didnt put it together until today. After further creeping Im fairly certain she hookin, bit vexed, was thinkin bout maybe complimenting her style, and tryna fandangle that into a beer/joint sesh, but now im thinkin it might not be so hype. 

[Jim and Dan]

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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

[close]

did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

[close]

I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

[close]

I was in a friend's wedding and he said "what's your shoe size? We're gonna wear Vans for the wedding!"

Initially, this did not seem so bad as I was getting a free pair of shoes but when the Zappos box shows up I open it to find Purple Chukkas. The worst color, the worst shoe Vans makes.

After the ceremony I took them off and put on leather dress shoes so I didn't look like a tool.
Haven't worn the Chukkas since.

[close]

chukkas still exist? i usedta dig them in high school. they were kiind of old world, like you could wear them in the woods w/ a quiver of arrows on your back or skate the city. chukkas belonged everywhere and compared to how 'branded' and corporate logo everything is nowadays i double like them. haven't seen a pair in 20=ish yrs.

[close]

The quiver of arrows example had me dying, made me think of like Robin Hood/Elf type booties.



I used to get Chukkas from the former Vans outlet in Wrentham like 10 years ago on the cheap.

I honestly wouldn't mind if somebody sent me a Zappos box with Purple Chukkas in them [I'll skip the whole wedding part however].
     |-> (At least they weren't Chukka Lows (queue "Ebola Noise" or Lorde)).

I'm pretty ashamed I bought a pair of Vans from the "Vans Store" at Providence Place, I must confess to this terrible experience.
     |-> It was like being with that shitty family member who you have to hang out for 15 minutes & maybe have a brodego bonding moment.
           |-> In my defense though, Civil does not carry shoes most shoes in my size [I have 16th C. concubine feet].

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Empress Dowager, Confirmed

Epiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic attempt, however the Empress Dowager "ruled" in the late 19th/early 20th century & vehemently opposed foot binding.
     |-> Was always more of a Qianlong fan myself . . .     

I had to do it for the LULZ but I do appreciate the historical reference, she was a good ol' girl that Cixi . . .

The Mick Dodge scenario sounds amazing as well.

And I want to clarify something P.S.O., were you masturbating to clothed woman on Tumblr that you knew/know now?

[perverted super otaku!]

I thought Empress Dowager was a title more general, I know there was one more Empress Dowager that wasn't Cixi, but I guess 16th is before the Qing anyway.

And nah, more the reverse of what you said wanked to her naked tumblr, seen In real life multiple times, just realized it was the same girl today

[nice_guy_2]

my confession is that im very interested and entertained by all of you

[Jim and Dan]

I thought Empress Dowager was a title more general, I know there was one more Empress Dowager that wasn't Cixi, but I guess 16th is before the Qing anyway.

And nah, more the reverse of what you said wanked to her naked tumblr, seen In real life multiple times, just realized it was the same girl today

LOLOLOLOL good shit mate you know your history, but I just went all Oscar Nunez in the thread. [I would throw you a gnar for that one]

I remember reading the comment section on this porn video & this dude realized he knew the chick he was beating it to. [PA area?]

[I guess that would have been better if it was like his co-worker or friends mom or dad or some shit but take what you can get]

[perverted super otaku!]

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I thought Empress Dowager was a title more general, I know there was one more Empress Dowager that wasn't Cixi, but I guess 16th is before the Qing anyway.

And nah, more the reverse of what you said wanked to her naked tumblr, seen In real life multiple times, just realized it was the same girl today

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LOLOLOLOL good shit mate you know your history, but I just went all Oscar Nunez in the thread. [I would throw you a gnar for that one]

I remember reading the comment section on this porn video & this dude realized he knew the chick he was beating it to. [PA area?]

[I guess that would have been better if it was like his co-worker or friends mom or dad or some shit but take what you can get]

Haha cheers. On a related note, I once watched a video of a friends mom fucking her ass with a massive black dildo, she had sent the video to another friend of mine and he showed me, we were all friends lol

[KING TUT]

I jerked off while driving along a highway today. I fear i will see myself on the news in the coming days, i tried to be pretty discrete about it, but ya never know.

[shit_for_brains]

I jerked off while driving along a highway today. I fear i will see myself on the news in the coming days, i tried to be pretty discrete about it, but ya never know.

I tried to jerk off while driving once but I worry too much about road safety to have a good time.

Otaku what's that tumblr where's the fucking link

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How people go from talking to fucking is crazy to me. I feel like there are so many steps that I'm missing.

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I don't know either.

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Basically if you can make her laugh and feel comfortable, her body language becomes more familiar, she touches you, sits close, if your lucky she'll stare right at you, avoid the temptation to break what may feel like awkward excessive eye contact, then you kiss her lips, but not to gung-ho, more like "whats up? is this about to go down", another brief eye contact then crazed make-out commences and shit just snowballs from there

you should write erotica professionally

[perverted super otaku!]

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I jerked off while driving along a highway today. I fear i will see myself on the news in the coming days, i tried to be pretty discrete about it, but ya never know.

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I tried to jerk off while driving once but I worry too much about road safety to have a good time.

Otaku what's that tumblr where's the fucking link

Not there anymore, either she deleted it or it got deleted, shit was tight though

[tobey]

I jerked off while driving along a highway today. I fear i will see myself on the news in the coming days, i tried to be pretty discrete about it, but ya never know.

i jerked off in traffic before, i was just in the mood and plus i have a small dick so no one noticed

[abudabi]

my confession is that i love tobey

[choke mayne]

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I jerked off while driving along a highway today. I fear i will see myself on the news in the coming days, i tried to be pretty discrete about it, but ya never know.

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I tried to jerk off while driving once but I worry too much about road safety to have a good time.

Otaku what's that tumblr where's the fucking link

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Not there anymore, either she deleted it or it got deleted, shit was tight though

i ate sushi with chopsticks while driving the other day

[dillanharp]

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I jerked off while driving along a highway today. I fear i will see myself on the news in the coming days, i tried to be pretty discrete about it, but ya never know.

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I tried to jerk off while driving once but I worry too much about road safety to have a good time.

Otaku what's that tumblr where's the fucking link

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Not there anymore, either she deleted it or it got deleted, shit was tight though

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i ate sushi with chopsticks while driving the other day

Full on wasabi in soy sauce and everything?

[Rumpleforeskin]

ex set me a very racy photo and its make me very uncomfortable so I'm going to go to the bar, get drunk, and watch Videodrome. Stay tuned.

[ROCKxADIO420]

ill trade you a link to transworlds "outliers:

[paraquat]

ex set me a very racy photo and its make me very uncomfortable so I'm going to go to the bar, get drunk, and watch Videodrome. Stay tuned.

[Rumpleforeskin]

ill trade you a link to transworlds "outliers:

Sorry my dude already found a link  

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ex set me a very racy photo and its make me very uncomfortable so I'm going to go to the bar, get drunk, and watch Videodrome. Stay tuned.

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haha more like old flesh amiright

[KING TUT]

ex set me a very racy photo and its make me very uncomfortable so I'm going to go to the bar, get drunk, and watch Videodrome. Stay tuned.

i don't believe she did. perhaps posting the picture could persuade me otherwise.