Let's get some relief from the depressing shit in here and i'll focus on my only 3 good interactions on Tinder (i've been on there for quite some time, very picky, high standards though I probably shouldn't).
1. First time meeting a lady on Tinder I was lucky enough that she knew my favorite bar and was down to go on a weekday night and just get drinks. We chat, she ends up being about as cute as her pics but she was super odd. And that's ok. We end up getting nice and buzzed and she really wants to show off her car which was a small Mercedes of some sort. We hop in and she drives me home which is in the neighborhood. We talked about walking but it was raining and that was just another excuse to show me her cute car. We get to my place and she comes in, we make out, it was lackluster, she leaves. Never speak to her again. I'll give it a 6/10 for what i'd hope from a tinder date.
2. I should probably finish with this since it's the most entertaining but i'll keep it chronologically ordered.. This girl was smoking hot and had an even more attractive girl in almost all her photos. We match and she tells me she's from my hometown and she's visiting her girlfriend. They are only 20 and want to party. I happen to be going to a house party that night and after checking out the vibes there I decide to message them and invite. Everyone at the party kinda goes for it but the girls are being cool and stick around me. I pawn the other off on my friend, and we end up cabbing back to my house. This actually goes way too well back at the house and I wake up psyched that Tinder killed it for me. The next day, my friends at the party start apparently talking to the boys and figure out who these girls are. Apparently they go hard on Tinder. Too hard. Usually they want a threesome. I unfortunately had no idea about this. Bummed. But still a damn good rip. Doc says i'm clear too so this one, 9/10.
3. This was real recent, met this girl who just moved near my town & she works at a Vans store now so when we matched we kinda talked shop which was annoying but also kinda nice to instantly connect with someone random like that. She is super cute but I could tell I had the upper hand in this which is always a good feeling so I dictate the night and take her places I know my friends won't be in case it turns out she's not as pictured. We hit it off and she's trying to hold my hand by the end of the night walking home and what not. She ends up being a bit of a freak in the sheets which was nice and we wake up and play around some more. She drove over the night before so she takes off in her car that morning and texts me a few times thanking me for the night. I stayed silent on my end thinking "hey this tinder chick might actually be worthy of talking to so i'll be patient." She ends up texting me later about how she never does "that" and is mad at herself and can't imagine looking me in the eyes ever again. WTF? Girls are fucking weird, especially ones you meet on the internet. But all in all for time spent and not having to waste time afterward, this one gets a 10/10.