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tinder
« on: February 14, 2014, 04:22:56 PM »
i know theres some good stories out there.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 04:34:07 PM »
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 05:41:21 PM »
this thread has amazing potential. I've never used tinder myself but a few of my friends have it and that shit is just a fuck fest.
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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Re: tinder
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 05:42:43 PM »
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are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 06:12:44 PM »
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recently
Jorts
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Re: tinder
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 06:40:17 PM »
it works. 1st t no warm up took a chick home.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 06:41:21 PM »
I want a smartphone just for this

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Re: tinder
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 08:22:52 PM »
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recently
It was an Okcupid thread, and it was hilarious

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Re: tinder
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 08:40:15 PM »
I hate everyone.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 08:54:43 PM »
Tindr sucks. I've been on a few Tindr dates and they were all pretty bogus. When you meet up with someone off of it essentially the only thing you potentially know about them is how they look. In my experience plenty of girls want to message a lot before they meet up asking all the questions that would be answered on OKC and I'm not looking for a Tindr pen pal, personally. Of the 5 Tindr dates I went on 3 of the girls either sucked or didn't really look like there pictures and the other 2 were down but way too drunk for me from the get go.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 09:22:00 PM »
I got a bunch of fucks and two blowjobs out of tindr, havent been on there in a while.
I got one story basically the girl was super keen texting me i needed to come over and fuck her . it was late about 1am i was tired and not that keen but i thought fuck it and headed over. In about a half hour her mood must have changed drastically when i got there she was acting  bitchy, But whatever we headed to her bedroom get into bed and she says she doesnt  wanna do anything she just wants to snuggle,  i was thinking wtf we dont snuggleQ you know what this is about i dont know you well enough to snuggle we just fuck and then i leave. So i got pissed off i just spent 20 bucks on a cab to get to this bitch who told me to come to fuck. So i tryed my best to get a little action and she ended up giving me a half assed hand job that lasted 20 seconds before telling me her hand hurts. That was enough for me i got the fuck up raided her fridge ,found nothing so i went and took a leak on the bathroom floor and hocked up a couple of loogies. God damn waste of my time.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 09:23:56 PM »
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 09:43:28 PM »
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 11:48:23 PM »
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2014, 04:29:35 AM »
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.

Hahaha.

Got some action from it aswell. stopped doing it and now I've started all over. It's like pok?mon, catch em and train em.

Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2014, 06:17:36 AM »
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2014, 08:11:54 AM »
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2014, 10:28:02 PM »
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked

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Re: tinder
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2014, 10:34:13 PM »
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.
Where should I send it? It's really more of a nuisance than anything anyway. How am I going to piss though?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2014, 10:57:49 PM »
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

when she sent those text messages she signed a contract, you don't break contracts, son. especially at 2am in the morning.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2014, 11:00:14 PM »
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I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
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same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked

you guys just need to send a dick pic

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Re: tinder
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2014, 12:43:39 AM »
But your dick can't look that different than all the others she's seen? You've got to make yourself stand out and put it next to this:


I feel like a dick pic that wasn't asked for is sort of the female equivalent to sending a sonogram.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2014, 01:08:44 AM »
met my current girlfriend on tinder, we been together almost 6 months now

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Re: tinder
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2014, 06:48:00 PM »
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I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
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same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked
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you guys just need to send a dick pic

wats ur email?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2014, 06:49:35 PM »
As a married man, fuck yall.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2014, 06:58:39 PM »
raiding the fridge is by far the best part of any internet hook up.

i have a buddy whos like 40 and finally divorced and hes banging the kinkiest girls on tinder. he travels around the US for work and said that SF is the best place for it. im basically wifed up but if i wasnt you can guarantee my creepy ass would be on there, probably getting drunk and trying to hook up with my ex's. it sounds like slutty girls and regular guys. sex for sex. then you end up getting one who is just a fucking liar and wants a cuddler/boyfriend, and you realize its no different than the bar. women suck.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2014, 08:20:19 PM »
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz

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Re: tinder
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2014, 08:29:51 PM »
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM »
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2014, 09:12:57 PM »
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

What were her tits like though?