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Re: tinder
« Reply #2700 on: January 21, 2023, 01:28:48 PM »
Dude, if you go the Grindr route, you gotta show up to the date in Last Resort ABs.


I'd also do the Adidas break away pants. A little showmanship goes a long way
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2701 on: March 01, 2023, 07:52:30 AM »
Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2702 on: March 01, 2023, 12:24:37 PM »
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2703 on: March 01, 2023, 01:02:10 PM »
tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.

like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.

i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2704 on: March 01, 2023, 10:01:39 PM »
Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho


This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2705 on: March 02, 2023, 12:07:09 AM »
Never tried it and never will going to die virgin
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2706 on: March 02, 2023, 03:10:43 AM »
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Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho
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This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.

You got lucky, the one chick I met off tinder without a pic showing her teeth years ago had summer teeth.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2707 on: March 02, 2023, 08:56:59 AM »
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Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho
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This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.
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You got lucky, the one chick I met off tinder without a pic showing her teeth years ago had summer teeth.
Some over here some over there.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2708 on: March 03, 2023, 12:21:42 PM »
So not being a creep pays off!!!

A few months back I was on Bart and there were 2 girls next to me. They started talking about a skate spot my friends made (not t.I.) and it’s a place that’s very dear to me. I was DRUNK and got excited and chimed in about it too cause I get excited about that place. I would do the same if it were guys ?It’s Bart and these girls are by themselves so I make it quick and shut up and ask no names or “we should skate” blah blah and put my headphones in.


Fast forward I have a date with someone on tinder. She’s close with her cousin so she shows her a pic of me and such. Well turns out her cousin is one of the girls on Bart. Tells her the story and her cousin hyped me up. And all worries of meeting me were dropped. and we hit it off even more. Small world.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2709 on: March 03, 2023, 01:55:46 PM »
Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2710 on: March 03, 2023, 03:14:35 PM »
tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.

like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.

i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it

That’s sick as fuck
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« Reply #2711 on: March 03, 2023, 03:17:00 PM »
Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?

Unfortunately yea I pretty much only have luck with tinder when I upgrade. I think the algorithm has me locked in to a point I don't get matches unless I'm premium.   Hinge is much better on my side getting consistent matches

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2712 on: March 03, 2023, 03:44:29 PM »
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Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?
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Unfortunately yea I pretty much only have luck with tinder when I upgrade. I think the algorithm has me locked in to a point I don't get matches unless I'm premium.   Hinge is much better on my side getting consistent matches

Thanks I'll check out Hinge and maybe spring for that upgrade sometime. Tinder seems like such a void of scam accounts and people just advertising their social media although I've met some interesting girls on it in the past.

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tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.

like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.

i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it
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That’s sick as fuck

I matched with dirtbag priya once, she was super pregnant and on some BS advertising her insta which was try to get people to sign up for her porno page

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2713 on: March 03, 2023, 04:10:26 PM »
I’ve been married for 13 years but I bet if I was a younger single dude I would have tindered my ding dong of

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2714 on: March 03, 2023, 04:18:49 PM »
I’ve been married for 13 years but I bet if I was a younger single dude I would have tindered my ding dong of


Some of us mutants at table 9 will never find true love and get married , so tinder is all we have …

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2715 on: May 17, 2023, 11:46:15 AM »
Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2716 on: May 17, 2023, 04:48:52 PM »
Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D

don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2717 on: May 18, 2023, 01:21:03 AM »
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Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?

lmao they dont even want to date us poors anymore what an amazing period to be alive

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« Reply #2718 on: May 18, 2023, 01:24:01 AM »
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Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?
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lmao they dont even want to date us poors anymore what an amazing period to be alive

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2719 on: May 18, 2023, 01:32:45 AM »
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Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?

Yeah you do. I have no idea how I got approved to be honest. Must be all the switch 3’s I’ve been posting on my Instagram lately 😄

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2720 on: May 18, 2023, 07:35:14 AM »
I hate all of these apps. I've gotten laid from them but who gives a shit, its basically just jerking off with a stranger. I was on the apps heavy for like 3 months met a lot of cool people just couldn't give a shit about any of them at all. I just want to feel loved and love another person again you know.

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« Reply #2721 on: May 19, 2023, 10:33:26 AM »
I hate all of these apps. I've gotten laid from them but who gives a shit, its basically just jerking off with a stranger. I was on the apps heavy for like 3 months met a lot of cool people just couldn't give a shit about any of them at all. I just want to feel loved and love another person again you know.

 Hope you find that special someone

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2722 on: May 21, 2023, 09:32:36 PM »
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2723 on: May 21, 2023, 10:27:05 PM »
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast

nah

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2724 on: May 21, 2023, 10:39:25 PM »
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast

Congrats on your 1000th post. Too bad it’s dripping of misogyny. Welcome to PAL status. Now fuck off with that shit, please.
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