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Sloppy Krooks

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2700 on: May 21, 2023, 10:39:25 PM »
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast

Congrats on your 1000th post. Too bad it’s dripping of misogyny. Welcome to PAL status. Now fuck off with that shit, please.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2701 on: March 02, 2026, 07:43:12 AM »
First time using it, spent 1 year there after getting out of a 5 year long relationship.

The first half of that year was searching. The second half I spent with a skinny blonde teacher, mom of one.
We were both busy with work so it was like a friends with benefits type of thing.

She had never watched Matrix, so we did a marathon in bed. First movie done, then she sucked me for 1 hour straight. We only knew how much time passed because Matrix 2 was at the halfway mark.

She really enjoyed giving bjs, I mean, I can barely call that a blowjob, felt more like dick worshiping, with a lot of focus and kissing. One time right after I finished I tried saying something and she shushed me and said she wanted to “enjoy the moment.” Like, what.

We got tested for stds and went raw for a while. But then there were hints about wanting something more serious. I’m still fixing my life, so I just can’t right now. Then we slowly stopped talking. I already miss her.
ive done acting too. I do stunt work. I do lightsaber fighting and choreography technique. I even build props too. even lightsabers.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2702 on: March 02, 2026, 11:33:16 AM »
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2703 on: March 02, 2026, 12:43:59 PM »
My first tinder experience I partied and humped all weekend on Marthas Vineyard with a beautiful woman from Ohio on vacation. She also surprised me with VIP tickets to a Beck concert on island. When we got in line, I had my board with me and security said I had to leave it at the gate unless I did a kickflip for them..I did a tre and they loved it and so did she. We became friends and still talk all the time.. Fantastic experience to get over a fresh divorce 🙂