How do the slap pals get into girls pants

[foureyedjim]

haha oh god look at them

[Tufty]

Make em laugh and pretend that u have unusual interests like cooking.  A friend told a girl once that he is training dolphins at the aquarium and she bought it.

[GAY]

Ask 'em if they'd like a blowjob.

[poopmonkey]

- Be funny

- Poke their titties/asses at parties

- Pretend to be an asshole

- Act more confident than you really are

this routine has worked for me multiple times:

me: "Hey, can i ask you something?"
her: "yeah sure"
me: "what's your name?"
her: "<INSERT NAME>"
me: "well <INSERT NAME>, you are one beautiful girl"

she will blush, and i will tell her i'm going to make out with her now while i'm already closing in. ITS A BINGO!

This routine will also get your girls' numbers if you do it in normal situations (not at parties). At the supermarket or on the street for example. Just replace the "i;m gonna make out with you" with "let's do something fun together, what's your number?"

[sleepypancakes]

Ask 'em if they'd like a blowjob.

[brycickle]

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Ask 'em if they'd like a blowjob.

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If they say yes, then tell them they have a lot of work ahead of them.

[foureyedjim]

keep em around by loving to tolerating eating pussy.

That's all you can ask a man to do...

[otis shredding]

tell her about your slap account and what your rep is and tell her about current skate gossip and you've basically already done the hard part of seducing her

[L33Tg33k]

tell her about your slap account and what your rep is and tell her about current skate gossip and you've basically already done the hard part of seducing her

So there is hope after all. I'll have bitches swallowing my kids and pegging me in no time. Thanks, Otis!

[chockfullofthat]

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tell her about your slap account and what your rep is and tell her about current skate gossip and you've basically already done the hard part of seducing her

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So there is hope after all. I'll have bitches swallowing my kids and pegging me in no time. Thanks, Otis!

Why can't you lose you virginity anyway?  Have you tried fucking a drunken beast or considered purchasing yourself a hooker?  Can't you learn anything from Rawb and his plenty of fish adventures?

[ontheswarm]

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tell her about your slap account and what your rep is and tell her about current skate gossip and you've basically already done the hard part of seducing her

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So there is hope after all. I'll have bitches swallowing my kids and pegging me in no time. Thanks, Otis!

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Why can't you lose you virginity anyway?  Have you tried fucking a drunken beast or considered purchasing yourself a hooker?  Can't you learn anything from Rawb and his plenty of fish adventures?

Out in Cali all my room mates were about plenty of fish. A couple of them smashed some bomb looking girls. One met this girl who was loaded and just wanted to pay for everything.

[Monty Burns]

looking though this thread its safe to assume its a miracle any of you got laid ever

[Dontfearthereefer]

Getting laid is easy when you are captain of team handsome



nah my stragety is to get fucking polluted, go outside for a smoke and spot a hottie smoking and go....hey....you're..smoking.

10 times outta 9 it works

but it works best when you are so drunk you can't even stand

[Tracer]

looking though this thread its safe to assume its a miracle any of you got laid ever

This shit flys when the girls look like this

Plus as males we have the statistical advantage 55% of the world are femals

[Strike A Pose]

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keep em around by loving to tolerating eating pussy.

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That's all you can ask a man to do...

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seriously?!?! you don't like it?

Im super into it. probably not the best move, but its usually the first thing i go for. I really fucking love doing it.

Jim is obviously a virgin!

+What kind of straight man merely "tolerates" pussy?


hhahaha, thats some faggot shit!

[Rumpleforeskin]

I don't particularly wear girl's pants, but my friend James wears women's yoga pants a lot.. I don't think there's a special way or anything to put them on, I'll have to ask him. I'll get back to you on it though!

[Ccannon]

Yo whenever I need a good slurpin I gently ask the girl to dinner, like Applebees or Chiles. I then
proceed to recite my poetry, as we laugh, eat, and drink good Cola,  genuinely enjoying each others company.

[L33Tg33k]

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tell her about your slap account and what your rep is and tell her about current skate gossip and you've basically already done the hard part of seducing her

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So there is hope after all. I'll have bitches swallowing my kids and pegging me in no time. Thanks, Otis!

[close]

Why can't you lose you virginity anyway?� Have you tried fucking a drunken beast or considered purchasing yourself a hooker?� Can't you learn anything from Rawb and his plenty of fish adventures?

Deep-seated lifelong self-esteem, depression, and social anxiety issues. Grew up being bullied and having no friends. I don't know any women and feel like I have nothing to offer if I ever met any. Y'know, the normal stuff. Don't have the money for a hooker. Besides, I don't think I could get it up for a working girl. Those dating sites are pretty depressing. It's not that much of a hindrance, but it's fucked how many women will say they don't want any black guys. Got no real excuse as to not being on one of those sites besides being a pussy.

[foureyedjim]

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keep em around by loving to tolerating eating pussy.

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That's all you can ask a man to do...

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seriously?!?! you don't like it?

Im super into it. probably not the best move, but its usually the first thing i go for. I really fucking love doing it.

[close]

Jim is obviously a virgin!

+What kind of straight man merely "tolerates" pussy?


hhahaha, thats some faggot shit!

I tell girls I'm a virgin.
They feel bad for me then they sleep with me
 

coolspot, given the choice of eating/not eating pussy, I'd definitely go for it, but it's mostly for her pleasure, I'm sure you understand haha.  It's ok the first few minutes then I'm just over the smell and the wet face.

[Strike A Pose]

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keep em around by loving to tolerating eating pussy.

[close]

That's all you can ask a man to do...

[close]

seriously?!?! you don't like it?

Im super into it. probably not the best move, but its usually the first thing i go for. I really fucking love doing it.

[close]

Jim is obviously a virgin!

+What kind of straight man merely "tolerates" pussy?


hhahaha, thats some faggot shit!

[close]

I tell girls I'm a virgin.
They feel bad for me then they sleep with me
 

coolspot, given the choice of eating/not eating pussy, I'd definitely go for it, but it's mostly for her pleasure, I'm sure you understand haha.  It's ok the first few minutes then I'm just over the smell and the wet face.

lmao!

Defensive measures!!

You aren't foolin' anyone!

[Will Easley]

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keep em around by loving to tolerating eating pussy.

[close]

That's all you can ask a man to do...

[close]

seriously?!?! you don't like it?

Im super into it. probably not the best move, but its usually the first thing i go for. I really fucking love doing it.

[close]

Jim is obviously a virgin!

+What kind of straight man merely "tolerates" pussy?


hhahaha, thats some faggot shit!

[close]

I tell girls I'm a virgin.
They feel bad for me then they sleep with me
 

coolspot, given the choice of eating/not eating pussy, I'd definitely go for it, but it's mostly for her pleasure, I'm sure you understand haha.  It's ok the first few minutes then I'm just over the smell and the wet face.

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lmao!

Defensive measures!!

You aren't foolin' anyone!

Hahahahaha word. The "I tell girls ima Virgin so they feel bad & wanna sleep with me" line was what gave you away. Any decent woman wouldn't fuck a guy she "feels bad for". Like forreal you lame as hell for even tryna say that lmao. As far as eating pussy, it can either be really enjoyable or unpleasant depending on said pussy. all ima say is just make sure you don't dive right in & assume her shit is pristine just cuz she cute

[foureyedjim]

I'm surprised you believed my stupid joke guys...

But whatever you want to believe man, if it really makes you feel better to think I'm a virgin 

[Strike A Pose]

I'm surprised you believed my stupid joke guys...

But whatever you want to believe man, if it really makes you feel better to think I'm a virgin 

You may not literally be a virgin, but you are on some suspect shit, for real!


+I know for a fact that you aren't pulling any quality booty!

No wonder you are beginning to doubt your own sexuality, you don't even know what good pussy is!

Growing tired of the smelly and ugly bitches..haha ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hahahahaaa!

And this is the fuckboy who is always jumping on my posts?!!!!!!!!!

Just stop it, dude.

[ThaYungGawd]

most of the time i tell the bitch to come over to the crib to see my supreme collection
and i lay the pipe

[foureyedjim]

hahah jesus Strike a Pose...can you make your superiority complex any more obvious?

But if you indeed pull quality booty 24/7, that's good for you man

[commie]

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tell her about your slap account and what your rep is and tell her about current skate gossip and you've basically already done the hard part of seducing her

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So there is hope after all. I'll have bitches swallowing my kids and pegging me in no time. Thanks, Otis!

[close]

Why can't you lose you virginity anyway?� Have you tried fucking a drunken beast or considered purchasing yourself a hooker?� Can't you learn anything from Rawb and his plenty of fish adventures?

[close]

Deep-seated lifelong self-esteem, depression, and social anxiety issues. Grew up being bullied and having no friends. I don't know any women and feel like I have nothing to offer if I ever met any. Y'know, the normal stuff. Don't have the money for a hooker. Besides, I don't think I could get it up for a working girl. Those dating sites are pretty depressing. It's not that much of a hindrance, but it's fucked how many women will say they don't want any black guys. Got no real excuse as to not being on one of those sites besides being a pussy.

Try it out. It's not hard to find a someone on there. You'll probably get messages from random girls without having to do anything. The girls that message the dudes are generally less attractive and more desperate. It's the hot ones that you have to work for, and those ones usually get a shit ton of messages from dudes.

[Strike A Pose]

hahah jesus Strike a Pose...can you make your superiority complex any more obvious?

But if you indeed pull quality booty 24/7, that's good for you man

Is it a complex if I am truly superior?

Something to think about.

[Will Easley]

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hahah jesus Strike a Pose...can you make your superiority complex any more obvious?

But if you indeed pull quality booty 24/7, that's good for you man

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Is it a complex if I am truly superior?

Something to think about.

[ROCKxADIO420]

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hahah jesus Strike a Pose...can you make your superiority complex any more obvious?

But if you indeed pull quality booty 24/7, that's good for you man

[close]

Is it a complex if I am truly superior?

Something to think about.

hahah thats fucking rad

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I take them on my boat in the middle of the Ocean, where they can make rash decisions based on fear.

Oh, but if it is a tip thing, don't hide your opinions or be afraid to disagree with their opinions. If they say they think a band is awesome don't try to act like you kinda like a couple of their songs, tell her they fucking suck.

If all else fails, hit them in the head with a club, stuff them in a sack, and take them back to your cave.