Ok so get this my bestie, the girl I am going to the Big Easy with, just bought me a whole new set of satin bedsheets. Can you fucking believe that? She stays over sometimes and is always telling me how her satin sheets are the best in the whole world. So in passing I said Oh I should get myself some. My sheets are just OK. and what do you know she comes over today and has this whole fucking set of satin sheets she went out and bought me. They were like a hundred bucks too. What an incredible girl. I would go straight for her. I really would.