Ruben, you don't realize it yet...but you have sank Create Skateboards. It's done. Finito.
Tonight, I'm putting the finishing touches on the first strongly-worded letter (incorporating what you have confirmed here -- that Jordin Martinez committed statutory rape on October 7, 2016) and I will send it out to the first entity on my list.
I will then use that letter as a cut-through for the letters directed to the additional entities on my list, tailor-making each to be as effective as possible.
It should serve to be a fitting 23rd birthday present for Jordin on Friday, though I'm not sure it's something he'll be celebrating.
I imagine Jordin will unceremoniously kick you of the Manateam like he did Jordan Norwood for acting like a "weirdo."
Destroy & Rebuild