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Novak or Mikey Taylor
« on: January 17, 2021, 07:36:54 PM »

Brandon Novak


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Pick one of these dudes
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2021, 07:41:41 PM »

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2021, 07:43:33 PM »
lol at novak holding that sign outside a burner phone store

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2021, 07:46:21 PM »
Novak.  I don't like people who use their sobriety to fulfill their attention addiction.  Dude pretty much just switched addictions.

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2021, 07:59:17 PM »
I think Novak is dedicated to his sobriety and I appreciate the chilled out dude he has become.
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2021, 08:26:45 PM »
Horseface by a wide margin. Novak is evangelical for getting straight while Mr Ed is shilling for the 1% as though he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

Both are embarrassing but only Secretariat is a deluded disgrace who tries to claim that wealth disparity is an attitude problem.
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2021, 08:38:23 PM »
Horseface by a wide margin. Novak is evangelical for getting straight while Mr Ed is shilling for the 1% as though he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

Both are embarrassing but only Secretariat is a deluded disgrace who tries to claim that wealth disparity is an attitude problem.
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2021, 09:07:14 PM »
Def gonna go with my man, one and only, Fred Gall

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2021, 09:43:31 PM »
as lame as novak is we wouldn't even know about him if he wasn't riding what's left of bams fame into the ground

mikey takes this. he is your typical LA conman. drank so much of his own kool aid he actually believes the shit pouring from the asshole on his face

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2021, 10:58:52 PM »
Mikey Taylor is by far worse. with his horse face and horse antics and whatnot...... the dudes a fucking horse and his wife is guilty of beastiality

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2021, 12:04:02 AM »
I’m in recovery myself so I know tons of Novak types. I can handle them just fine.

Mikey is the dude that knows a little bit about something and thinks he’s an expert. But he’s trying to make a career of talking about making money like he knows some secret. Just make your money and fuck off if it’s so easy.

That tax break post was laughable. Honestly can’t tell if he’s a naive idiot or trying to convince us it’s true.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2021, 12:23:09 AM »
Mikey Taylor is by far worse. with his horse face and horse antics and whatnot...... the dudes a fucking horse and his wife is guilty of beastiality

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2021, 12:53:06 AM »
Imagine spending a day with Mike Taylor. There is almost nothing worse

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2021, 03:26:16 AM »
I’m gonna have to go with Mr. Ed on this one but this is like choosing between the gallows or the firing squad. Jah forbid I’m ever in the same square mile as either of these clowns.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2021, 03:31:56 AM »
If we’re talking about which one I’m more likely to gently feed a carrot to and be careful not to stand directly behind, gotta go with Mikey.
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2021, 03:40:00 AM »
Only thing that keeps NOVAK sober is attention he gets. He is high on that now.
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2021, 03:40:19 AM »
The only talks and advice Mikey Taylor should be qualified to give are on how to achieve success and a pro shoe in skateboarding while also being no-one's favourite skater ever. He never actually 'fit' on a board sponsor once...

Novak is whatever really, I bet him/his story has helped more people in worse situations than Mikey Taylor disguising his conman antics as 'financial help'.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2021, 03:53:35 AM »
Novak as annoying as he is ... He's a plus to society
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2021, 04:33:31 AM »
Mikey Taylor. Can't stand people who were born on third yet think that they hit a triple.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2021, 05:52:30 AM »
Novak is part of the mud universe. SLAP wack pack royalty.


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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2021, 06:30:27 AM »
haha damn novak really went to fucking Kensington under the El train to shoot that photo holding a sobriety chalkboard. that areas gotta have the most fentanyl per block on the eastcoast right now, its a real life zombieland down there.

thats just wild corny to me, standing in the most drug filled area of any city to take that photo while undoubtedly shrieking with his burnt tinfoil heroin voice about how everyone should "follow him to the light". he was outed on here in the Bam mudmania superthread about the program he works for. he makes like a grand for every person he can get into a bed in this supercult christian inpatient program (bam was claiming he got 5k but i dont believe that) which is how andy roy ended up in a pennsyslvania rehab for 24 hours after bams gathering of the jugs. then dipped the next day because thats how that goes, and novak gets paid regardless. helping people is cool but novak is the fucking worst.

mentioned it in the other unnecessary novak thread, but his claim that he was on birdhouse is so fucking fried. birdman definitely had no idea who he even was until he started using "i made it, i got the nod from Tony Hawk himself, I had it all. I had made it as a professional skateboarder and then i threw it all away for drugs" as front and back book blurbs. he dont know you fam.


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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2021, 06:35:27 AM »
Novak also throws out heavy 13th stepper vibes

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2021, 09:26:04 AM »
haha damn novak really went to fucking Kensington under the El train to shoot that photo holding a sobriety chalkboard. that areas gotta have the most fentanyl per block on the eastcoast right now, its a real life zombieland down there.

thats just wild corny to me, standing in the most drug filled area of any city to take that photo while undoubtedly shrieking with his burnt tinfoil heroin voice about how everyone should "follow him to the light". he was outed on here in the Bam mudmania superthread about the program he works for. he makes like a grand for every person he can get into a bed in this supercult christian inpatient program (bam was claiming he got 5k but i dont believe that) which is how andy roy ended up in a pennsyslvania rehab for 24 hours after bams gathering of the jugs. then dipped the next day because thats how that goes, and novak gets paid regardless. helping people is cool but novak is the fucking worst.

mentioned it in the other unnecessary novak thread, but his claim that he was on birdhouse is so fucking fried. birdman definitely had no idea who he even was until he started using "i made it, i got the nod from Tony Hawk himself, I had it all. I had made it as a professional skateboarder and then i threw it all away for drugs" as front and back book blurbs. he dont know you fam.


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That's nuts

Can you link the thread ?
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2021, 09:27:09 AM »
Fire them both into the sun.
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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2021, 09:29:49 AM »
In both of their formative years they were more or less sidekicks to people more talented than them, but at least Mikey was good enough at skating to actually keep up.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2021, 09:33:13 AM »
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haha damn novak really went to fucking Kensington under the El train to shoot that photo holding a sobriety chalkboard. that areas gotta have the most fentanyl per block on the eastcoast right now, its a real life zombieland down there.

thats just wild corny to me, standing in the most drug filled area of any city to take that photo while undoubtedly shrieking with his burnt tinfoil heroin voice about how everyone should "follow him to the light". he was outed on here in the Bam mudmania superthread about the program he works for. he makes like a grand for every person he can get into a bed in this supercult christian inpatient program (bam was claiming he got 5k but i dont believe that) which is how andy roy ended up in a pennsyslvania rehab for 24 hours after bams gathering of the jugs. then dipped the next day because thats how that goes, and novak gets paid regardless. helping people is cool but novak is the fucking worst.

mentioned it in the other unnecessary novak thread, but his claim that he was on birdhouse is so fucking fried. birdman definitely had no idea who he even was until he started using "i made it, i got the nod from Tony Hawk himself, I had it all. I had made it as a professional skateboarder and then i threw it all away for drugs" as front and back book blurbs. he dont know you fam.


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That's nuts

Can you link the thread ?

How does one get in on this scam? I could probably still sleep at night if the worst thing I did was get somebody to go to rehab.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2021, 10:22:50 AM »
Fuck gotta go with Mikey

I think Mikey actually believes his shit doesn’t stink.

While Brandon knows damn well his poop is stank nasty but he’s still walking around the party trying to get people to smell it.

Novak will disappear into another identity soon Mikey is gunna be a horse forever

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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2021, 11:03:37 AM »
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haha damn novak really went to fucking Kensington under the El train to shoot that photo holding a sobriety chalkboard. that areas gotta have the most fentanyl per block on the eastcoast right now, its a real life zombieland down there.

thats just wild corny to me, standing in the most drug filled area of any city to take that photo while undoubtedly shrieking with his burnt tinfoil heroin voice about how everyone should "follow him to the light". he was outed on here in the Bam mudmania superthread about the program he works for. he makes like a grand for every person he can get into a bed in this supercult christian inpatient program (bam was claiming he got 5k but i dont believe that) which is how andy roy ended up in a pennsyslvania rehab for 24 hours after bams gathering of the jugs. then dipped the next day because thats how that goes, and novak gets paid regardless. helping people is cool but novak is the fucking worst.

mentioned it in the other unnecessary novak thread, but his claim that he was on birdhouse is so fucking fried. birdman definitely had no idea who he even was until he started using "i made it, i got the nod from Tony Hawk himself, I had it all. I had made it as a professional skateboarder and then i threw it all away for drugs" as front and back book blurbs. he dont know you fam.


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That's nuts

Can you link the thread ?
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How does one get in on this scam? I could probably still sleep at night if the worst thing I did was get somebody to go to rehab.

It basically amounts to human trafficking. Rehab centers milk insurance and don’t treat the patient. It’s basically a pill mill but with humans they can make money from. When the center is done billing off the patient they toss them out and they are effectively a homeless drug addict usually in a state far from home.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/08/15/542630442/body-brokers-get-kickbacks-to-lure-people-with-addictions-to-bad-rehab

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2021, 11:31:28 AM »
Fuck gotta go with Mikey

I think Mikey actually believes his shit doesn’t stink.

While Brandon knows damn well his poop is stank nasty but he’s still walking around the party trying to get people to smell it.

Novak will disappear into another identity soon Mikey is gunna be a horse forever

This, although Mikey is annoying af too, just spewing shit other financial gurus already said elsewhere.

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Re: Novak or Mikey Taylor
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2021, 12:13:02 PM »
One is a recovering addict and one is an aspiring capitalist. I cant believe this is a debate...

I never hear anything from Novak so I'm chill but I go out of my way to NOT see anything from Mikey and yet he still pops up on my page.