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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5340 on: November 30, 2018, 07:43:11 AM »
Pretty sure my dog ate a whole ribeye while I was sleeping.

that sucks, but i bet he was happy. we used to have this huge pug when i was a kid. he was 30lbs and would eat whatever was in front of him. we were on vacation and left him in the car while we went inside a restaurant and he ate a whole pound of beef jerky that my dad had just bought. like the good homemade expensive kind, not jacklinks bullshit. my dad was pissed and the dog just slept in the back of the car for the rest of the ride home.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5341 on: November 30, 2018, 05:53:11 PM »
Sent Theories some doodles - got told they weren’t feeling that specific work but that there’s an opening elsewhere (Dial Tone) and to just send shit in if I feel like it’d work for that brand in particular. Just having that correspondence is cool.

... but, I guess one part of that graphic that I mocked up for Theoires might be getting turned into a board graphic for a local brand.. crossing that off the bucket list.

This is amazing and please let us know if anything gets made so I can buy something!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5342 on: November 30, 2018, 05:55:20 PM »
I have to fly from dc to phx on Sunday. I’m stoked for the better weather but I’m not stoked on having to fly there for my mother’s surgery.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5343 on: December 01, 2018, 03:28:20 PM »
That mothafuckin expanding earth boi



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5344 on: December 01, 2018, 03:35:08 PM »
I have to fly from dc to phx on Sunday. I’m stoked for the better weather but I’m not stoked on having to fly there for my mother’s surgery.

it’s nice here dude .. like reeaaal nice .. hit me up if you want some spots
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5345 on: December 02, 2018, 04:31:30 AM »
painted for the first time in a few years, forgot how fucking wide those pink dots go big mistake trying to outline with one of those

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5346 on: December 02, 2018, 10:01:26 AM »
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I have to fly from dc to phx on Sunday. I’m stoked for the better weather but I’m not stoked on having to fly there for my mother’s surgery.
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it’s nice here dude .. like reeaaal nice .. hit me up if you want some spots

i may do that but between working and taking care of my mom i might only be able to get out to the goodyear and peoria parks. im stoked to go buy a complete from cowtown though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5347 on: December 02, 2018, 01:43:07 PM »
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I have to fly from dc to phx on Sunday. I’m stoked for the better weather but I’m not stoked on having to fly there for my mother’s surgery.
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it’s nice here dude .. like reeaaal nice .. hit me up if you want some spots
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i may do that but between working and taking care of my mom i might only be able to get out to the goodyear and peoria parks. im stoked to go buy a complete from cowtown though.

oh i don’t really fuck with the west side .. the only spot i can recommend is this one at 2:18 but you’ll need to bring your balls with you
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5348 on: December 03, 2018, 08:20:28 PM »
going back to chicago

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5349 on: December 03, 2018, 09:53:23 PM »
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I have to fly from dc to phx on Sunday. I’m stoked for the better weather but I’m not stoked on having to fly there for my mother’s surgery.
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it’s nice here dude .. like reeaaal nice .. hit me up if you want some spots
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i may do that but between working and taking care of my mom i might only be able to get out to the goodyear and peoria parks. im stoked to go buy a complete from cowtown though.
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oh i don’t really fuck with the west side .. the only spot i can recommend is this one at 2:18 but you’ll need to bring your balls with you


yeah i aint fucking with that. i went to the northern cowtown while my mom was in surgery and was surprised to see a park right next to it so that was an unexpected bonus. i didnt think i would get any skating in today.

not stoked that i spent over twice as much as i was expecting.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5350 on: December 04, 2018, 01:46:58 AM »
going back to chicago
Again? Or just for a bit?

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5351 on: December 04, 2018, 10:45:37 AM »
for a bit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5352 on: December 05, 2018, 09:03:21 AM »
i bought new trucks :/

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5353 on: December 06, 2018, 10:38:45 AM »
painted for the first time in a few years, forgot how fucking wide those pink dots go big mistake trying to outline with one of those

Hell yeah. I liked those and the orange dots a lot. I heard blue dots were supposed to be the widest. You ever fuck around with making your own inks?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5354 on: December 07, 2018, 12:46:11 PM »
Just got a dollar raise, stoked for that but not stoked I’m still underpaid for everything I do at work. I guess that’s the struggle of everyone with a job.

It just sucks fighting to get more money without looking desperate or full of yourself.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5355 on: December 10, 2018, 06:23:55 PM »
Stoked that I can do Chinese ollies with the shopping carts at work but not stoked that I can't wallie with them

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5356 on: December 12, 2018, 01:15:35 AM »
Stoked to find a hardly used kirchart alien workshop board on Craigslist for 20$.

Starting to get not stoked when the seller mentioned his board looks just like the one in his ad.

Fully not stoked when the actual board is just some Walmart pos with an AWS sticker.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5357 on: December 12, 2018, 03:32:17 AM »
tfw ur mtb implodes on itself and is a complete write off yet you somehow manage to part it out and sell it for more than you paid ???

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5358 on: December 12, 2018, 09:42:55 AM »
stoked: person in front of me at the strabucks drive thru paid for me

not: telling starbucks girl “no i don’t want to pay for that guy ive never met behind me”
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5359 on: December 12, 2018, 09:58:26 AM »
stoked: person in front of me at the strabucks drive thru paid for me

not: telling starbucks girl “no i don’t want to pay for that guy ive never met behind me”

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5360 on: December 12, 2018, 10:10:17 AM »
they should be grateful you stopped some corny feel good holiday story from going viral, now they don't have to talk to some cheerful good morning america type fucker
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5361 on: December 16, 2018, 09:01:17 PM »
Stoked to find a hardly used kirchart alien workshop board on Craigslist for 20$.

Starting to get not stoked when the seller mentioned his board looks just like the one in his ad.

Fully not stoked when the actual board is just some Walmart pos with an AWS sticker.


This could qualify for the things that make you chuckle on a certain day thread
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5362 on: December 16, 2018, 10:54:59 PM »
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Stoked to find a hardly used kirchart alien workshop board on Craigslist for 20$.

Starting to get not stoked when the seller mentioned his board looks just like the one in his ad.

Fully not stoked when the actual board is just some Walmart pos with an AWS sticker.
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This could qualify for the things that make you chuckle on a certain day thread

It was kinda funny when they caught an attitude when I told them I’d pass. Like I wasted their time asking for the real pic.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5363 on: December 18, 2018, 10:40:28 AM »
Figured out that me and liquor don't mix. Used to drink a handle and a half and ~45 beers a week and I was a total piece of shit asshole while drunk, and spent my days in a state of crazy anxiety until my first drink. Now I drink three natty daddy's a night, which isn't great, but the anxiety isn't so bad and is vastly cheaper. I'm not an asshole while drinking either, and don't black out, waking up worrying about what I said.

So it's better but not ideal. I don't have health insurance so I can't really seek help that way at the moment, but getting rid of liquor has been very good for me. Baby steps.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5364 on: December 20, 2018, 09:19:15 AM »
Went skating for the first time in three months and got closer to learning a trick.

But it was only for 30 minutes in a crowded, indoor skatepark where helmets are mandatory, and because it was crowded I indirectly got into a guy's way and he took a hard slam. It's pretty much the only indoor park during the long winter. That whole environment just makes me not want to skate.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5365 on: December 20, 2018, 04:10:11 PM »
Stoked: Christmas off and paid. One of two days we are closed a year (the other is Thanksgiving). I would normally be bummed because it falls on one of my normal days off and I am missing out on a shorter work week, however we get paid for it regardless so it’s like an extra day in the pay period and that’s critical since I was sick and had to take some time off after I burned all my paid leave on vay cay.

Not stoked: The old lady (ex actually) is acting up right on schedule right before Christmas so plans are up in the air and at this point most likely shot. She rather “prove a point” than simmer down and enjoy the Holiday and have a nice peaceful, civil day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5366 on: December 20, 2018, 09:26:33 PM »
+ last day of work for the year
- my work is fucking me over on my pay again
+/- I think I need a new job...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5367 on: December 22, 2018, 09:06:40 PM »
Did the deed - vasectomy is over. Stoked The waiting was 10x worse than the procedure. Not stoked the waiting made me so anxious I got sick and the week before I had planned on skating my ass off but couldn’t, now I have to wait 2-3 weeks before I can really get down on my board again

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5368 on: December 22, 2018, 09:19:59 PM »
#vasectomygains

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5369 on: December 23, 2018, 04:20:21 PM »
#vasectomygains

Hopefully all this seman I’m absorbing will make me a better skater