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Re: Asses
« Reply #2790 on: February 07, 2019, 07:48:53 PM »
Can you ask her for permission to post more?

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« Reply #2791 on: February 07, 2019, 07:55:48 PM »
"permission to post, maam?"

"permission granted, soldier"

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« Reply #2792 on: February 08, 2019, 05:54:59 PM »
Submit permit application

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« Reply #2793 on: February 08, 2019, 06:08:24 PM »
Submit permit application

Don’t forget two forms of ID

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« Reply #2794 on: February 09, 2019, 01:20:34 AM »
we will cover the admin fees for you

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« Reply #2795 on: February 09, 2019, 10:10:08 AM »
"permission to post, maam?"

"permission granted, soldier"
Even more funny because her name is actually Jamie.
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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« Reply #2796 on: February 09, 2019, 11:05:15 AM »
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"permission to post, maam?"

"permission granted, soldier"
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Even more funny because her name is actually Jamie.

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« Reply #2797 on: February 10, 2019, 12:17:02 PM »


Shalom

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« Reply #2798 on: February 10, 2019, 02:21:56 PM »
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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« Reply #2799 on: February 16, 2019, 10:58:48 AM »
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
 Note: Clark Hassler died on the way back to his home planet.

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« Reply #2800 on: February 16, 2019, 11:03:22 AM »
This deserved a post all to itself
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
 Note: Clark Hassler died on the way back to his home planet.

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« Reply #2801 on: February 16, 2019, 06:56:59 PM »
"These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

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« Reply #2802 on: February 17, 2019, 02:37:41 PM »


If i had a say in how i will die.... it’s death by being smothered by this thing.
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if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2803 on: February 17, 2019, 03:30:13 PM »
Discuss

We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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« Reply #2804 on: February 18, 2019, 03:57:35 AM »
Too chubby. A big ass is not a nice ass when its just fat

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« Reply #2805 on: February 18, 2019, 07:39:07 AM »
Can you ask her for permission to post more?

 

 And done...with a new tatt added.

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« Reply #2806 on: February 18, 2019, 03:40:13 PM »
Shalom

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2807 on: February 18, 2019, 04:58:40 PM »
Too chubby. A big ass is not a nice ass when its just fat


Lol, scooter girl is too chubby for you? That ain't even a big ass.

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« Reply #2808 on: February 20, 2019, 08:13:01 AM »
Too chubby. A big ass is not a nice ass when its just fat


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« Reply #2809 on: February 28, 2019, 04:52:51 PM »
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Can you ask her for permission to post more?
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 And done...with a new tatt added.

If I pulled a chick's pants down and saw a "Daddy" tat in old english font on her ass, I'd guiltily relish the deprived sudden pulse of "hell yeah" to my groin.

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« Reply #2810 on: March 23, 2019, 02:31:07 AM »

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« Reply #2811 on: April 18, 2019, 11:31:18 AM »
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #2812 on: May 18, 2019, 08:26:40 AM »



at what point does thicc become too thicc?
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« Reply #2813 on: May 18, 2019, 11:18:09 AM »
that asian girl looks like the bottoms of her feet are perpetually

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« Reply #2814 on: May 24, 2019, 01:29:11 PM »
at what point does thicc become too thicc?

in booty beholder of the eye is the*


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them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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« Reply #2815 on: May 31, 2019, 04:47:53 AM »



at what point does thicc become too thicc?

The chick in the pic below lives in my city. Can confirm she’s pretty hot irl

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« Reply #2816 on: May 31, 2019, 10:42:08 AM »
at what point does thicc become too thicc?
Somewhere around here

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« Reply #2817 on: May 31, 2019, 12:12:26 PM »
Big butts are not nice at all. But sure, if you like fat, literally, then whatever floats your boat.
The girl in this photo is on the verge of too thick from fat. However, had she had some muscle, it would be fine to be that thicc.

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« Reply #2818 on: May 31, 2019, 04:24:19 PM »
Big butts are not nice at all. But sure, if you like fat, literally, then whatever floats your boat.
The girl in this photo is on the verge of too thick from fat. However, had she had some muscle, it would be fine to be that thicc.


I reject your hypothesis, and I offer instead: Thicc is as thicc does.

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« Reply #2819 on: May 31, 2019, 04:33:45 PM »
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Big butts are not nice at all. But sure, if you like fat, literally, then whatever floats your boat.
The girl in this photo is on the verge of too thick from fat. However, had she had some muscle, it would be fine to be that thicc.


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I reject your hypothesis, and I offer instead: Thicc is as thicc does.
thems is juicy pancakes, like when you add a little extra batter, bet them cheecks feel nice and giggly. yoooo, thats the difference beetween thicc and fat, if it got giggle is thicc, if it feel like two 40 year old man stomachs thats fat. but i still hit whatever so..