you guys' methods of taking down victors sister (who i assume is named victoria) are totally unrealistic. saying "letta nigga get in dat" isn't gonna work in the real world. you gotta have confidence, but too much is just gonna drive her away. i suggest trying a coffee date, or maybe even take her out for ice cream if it's hot outside. it's corny and cliche, i know, but it works. so, once you're seated and your licking your one scoop while victoria's licking her two scoops (you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices), or your drinking your double double while she's sippin on her pumpkin spiced latte, start talking about sports or something that interests her; just to get the ball rolling. once she's speaking passionately about troy aikman's remarkable career qb rating, or emmitt smith's best drives, then mention that her turd brother has been talking about her bitchyness on the internet lately. she'll be stunned at the way in which you phrased it, but recover by saying something like, "which is totally dumb of him, cause, like, your not bitchy at all, in fact, you're quite the opposite." now you're in the clear. all you have to do now is suffer though 3 hours of her ranting about her dweeby brother (suffer, but also listen to these anecdotes cause they'll come in handy later) and she'll be willing to go to your fart infested basement apartment; she wont even question the stench or the lack of toilet paper or anything, since you're such a good listener and all. now you can take her down, but make sure you take nudes in the process. before she even leaves your wretched housing unit, go to slap, post the incident on the awkward sex stories thread (be sure to include every detail), post the nudes on one of the following threads: asses, boobs, or legs (depending on what victoria's physique is like), then start a thread titled "victor's misfortunes" or something like that where you can post all the stories that victoria ranted about (like, victor getting caught masturbating to suspect images, or how his turd friends go scrounging through victories panty drawer whenever they're over, etc...). if you complete your mission, good job buddy. you have taken one for the team and should be expecting plenty of gnars
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