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« Reply #2250 on: February 01, 2012, 12:32:53 AM »
"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.

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« Reply #2251 on: February 01, 2012, 08:24:43 AM »
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2252 on: February 01, 2012, 08:27:04 AM »
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I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks
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it does...if you're black.
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It's dangerous if you're not.

Not necessarily. It could also be considered helping a brother out.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2253 on: February 01, 2012, 12:02:03 PM »
You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.

"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.

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« Reply #2254 on: February 01, 2012, 12:24:41 PM »
my sponsor me pic for team handsome


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« Reply #2255 on: February 01, 2012, 12:34:21 PM »
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I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks
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it does...if you're black.
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It's dangerous if you're not.
I'm black. Imma  add a "shawty" at the end of the line for good luck.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2256 on: February 02, 2012, 01:00:58 AM »
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You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.
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"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.
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chivalry... it's dead  :'(  :'(  :'(
Nah, girls have just seen through that shit as desperate moves by desperate men. If a dude is genuinely nice, he'll start doing and continue to do nice stuff and not because he expects some shit in return or to keep up appearances. That shit will get you friendzoned quick nowadays.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2257 on: February 02, 2012, 05:49:51 AM »
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You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.
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"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.
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chivalry... it's dead?  :'(:'(:'(
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Nah, girls have just seen through that shit as desperate moves by desperate men. If a dude is genuinely nice, he'll start doing and continue to do nice stuff and not because he expects some shit in return or to keep up appearances. That shit will get you friendzoned quick nowadays.

If you are completely devoid of charm/an ability to express your interests more subtly than describing your penis entering her cloaca.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2258 on: February 02, 2012, 11:20:12 AM »
hey man, i don't fucks with cloacas. i'm not going to try inserting my penis into a orifice that's used for both urine and feces, and is only found on reptiles, birds, and amphibians. if your into bird fucking, that's alright, it's just not for me. you can fuck birds like your name was nikola tesla, but me, i'm just into flippin them



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« Reply #2259 on: February 02, 2012, 12:59:28 PM »
hey man, i don't fucks with cloacas. i'm not going to try inserting my penis into a orifice that's used for both urine and feces, and is only found on reptiles, birds, and amphibians. if your into bird fucking, that's alright, it's just not for me. you can fuck birds like your name was nikola tesla, but me, i'm just into flippin them



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hahah i see you nigga!



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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2260 on: February 02, 2012, 10:36:47 PM »
Nice Wikicomeback, but every hole is a goal.

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« Reply #2261 on: February 03, 2012, 09:30:59 AM »

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« Reply #2262 on: February 04, 2012, 10:32:18 PM »
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nothing to see here, just a lamp


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I didnt need to see your face anyways everything else pretty much sums it up... typiccal

i cant even lie SkateTroll, you're pretty good at what you do. i see you

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« Reply #2263 on: February 04, 2012, 11:13:23 PM »
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2264 on: February 05, 2012, 12:50:31 AM »
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Re: Post a picture of yourself
« Reply #2266 on: February 05, 2012, 01:05:57 PM »

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2267 on: February 06, 2012, 06:04:32 AM »
fucking LurkDaddy.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2268 on: February 06, 2012, 01:49:36 PM »
Congrats on the superbowl win, LocBrew!


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2269 on: February 06, 2012, 02:17:48 PM »
hahaha i was going to post that last night but decided not to
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« Reply #2270 on: February 06, 2012, 02:38:25 PM »
That's too fucking good.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
« Reply #2271 on: February 06, 2012, 03:51:21 PM »
Congrats on the superbowl win, LocBrew!



HAHA, too fucking good. It was pretty tough, but I'm glad we got the W. Never got David Baas before, Jim Wendler on the other hand, in the face, yeah:

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« Reply #2272 on: February 06, 2012, 04:05:58 PM »
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Congrats on the superbowl win, LocBrew!


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HAHA, too fucking good. It was pretty tough, but I'm glad we got the W. Never got David Baas before, Jim Wendler on the other hand, in the face, yeah:


Holy shit fuck. That guys shoulder muscles are bigger than my head

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« Reply #2273 on: February 06, 2012, 04:16:03 PM »
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Congrats on the superbowl win, LocBrew!


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HAHA, too fucking good. It was pretty tough, but I'm glad we got the W. Never got David Baas before, Jim Wendler on the other hand, in the face, yeah:


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Holy shit fuck. That guys shoulder muscles are bigger than my head

Yeah, he is like one of the best powerlifters in the world. He wrote a book and created a workout program called 5/3/1, the only reason I know that is one of my friends told me, ha.
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« Reply #2274 on: February 07, 2012, 09:28:11 PM »
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« Reply #2275 on: February 08, 2012, 12:52:45 AM »
whats with all the kooks posting pictures of themselves?

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« Reply #2276 on: February 08, 2012, 02:39:04 AM »
always figured it'd be hard to click on a link without reading it but go figure

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« Reply #2277 on: February 10, 2012, 08:06:09 AM »
bras in the room of the girl that I hooked up with on New Year's Day. perfect rack; perfect creep.

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« Reply #2278 on: February 10, 2012, 09:52:15 AM »
bras in the room of the girl that I hooked up with on New Year's Day. perfect rack; perfect creep.



if the last part of this statement is true, then I have a hard time believing the first.
You dandy ragu, you  ;)
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« Reply #2279 on: February 10, 2012, 10:35:17 AM »
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bras in the room of the girl that I hooked up with on New Year's Day. perfect rack; perfect creep.


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if the last part of this statement is true, then I have a hard time believing the first.
You dandy ragu, you  ;)

I was insinuating that I am the creep, 'cuffy baby.
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