tinder

[tobey]

I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

[ohhgreenworld]

I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

If shit goes downhill, just remember: She's in the wrong
haha
Goodluck bud

[wallieD]

I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

you're playing this game too much! better be wrapping it up my dude, because tinder is a cesspool

[pencil]

I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

where them deets?

[tobey]

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I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

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where them deets?

She bailed, guess she came to her senses.

But i went on a date tonight, didn't have fun at all. Maybe its because im not ready to go back to hooking up with random girls just for a night, or maybe she wasn't that attractive. She did suck my dick though and swallowed but she doesn't like cats and i have 4 cats, ill either use the excuse saying im not ready for dating again or that she doesn't like cats to not hang out with this girl again

[Paul Cicero]

Guys if you really want to impress a girl on tinder, do this. Say do you like Orange is the new black? 9 out of 10 times they will say yes, then you say you have a better show than that. Say its way more intense and its British, its called Wentworth.

Trust me it works

Wentworth is Australian.

[Paul Cicero]

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I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

[close]

where them deets?

[close]

She bailed, guess she came to her senses.

But i went on a date tonight, didn't have fun at all. Maybe its because im not ready to go back to hooking up with random girls just for a night, or maybe she wasn't that attractive. She did suck my dick though and swallowed but she doesn't like cats and i have 4 cats, ill either use the excuse saying im not ready for dating again or that she doesn't like cats to not hang out with this girl again

My man!

[pencil]

so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

[tobey]

so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....

[pencil]

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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

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My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....

that sucks man i know that feeling all too well

[tobey]

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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

[close]

My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....

[close]

that sucks man i know that feeling all too well

Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling

[pencil]

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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

[close]

My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....

[close]

that sucks man i know that feeling all too well

[close]

Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling

if i added you on insta would you hit me with some DMs on tinder game?

[tobey]

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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

[close]

My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....

[close]

that sucks man i know that feeling all too well

[close]

Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling

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if i added you on insta would you hit me with some DMs on tinder game?

hahah yeah its imintodudes

[sweat stains]

Good to see Tobey is still killin it. I was tindering way too hard the last 6 months and I deleted the app. I met up with a few girls and had some interesting moments but I quit while I was ahead.

[tobey]

Fuck a girl from POF app last weekend. She wasn't hot but also not ugly, she was just kind of average, but i did like that she was 5'11. Condom broke but she told me she took a plan b pill the next day, hope she actually did, FINGERS CROSSED.

Also new pick up line:



EDIT: too easy


DOUBLE EDIT: nevermind, feel free to hit that dude up

[essal]

your name is KEVIN? da fuq tobey

[sweat stains]

your name is KEVIN? da fuq tobey

Tobey givin out fake names, he don't trust deez hoes

[tobey]

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your name is KEVIN? da fuq tobey

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Tobey givin out fake names, he don't trust deez hoes

Kevin is on tinder, his cat tobey is the one that posts on slaps

edit: The fuck? you guys already using my line?

[ill_Murray]

That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey. 

[tobey]

That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey. 

Hasn't failed yet!!!

[ill_Murray]

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That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey. 

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Hasn't failed yet!!!

Fair enough, have a gnar

[Fenzadill]

Kevin is on tinder, his cat tobey is the one that posts on slaps

kevin we dont use SWIM here

[tobey]

Works....

[Noble Experiment]

Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?

[pencil]

you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough

[PAWL]

Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?

skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh

[Noble Experiment]

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Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?

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skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh

Nah, I wish. I've been planning on buying one soon actually. I miss riding my bike around town. I actually texted her after I posted this telling her that it'd take me a while to get there and she told me she didn't know how much longer she was going to be up because she was getting tired from the booze, so we decided to meet up in a few days when she doesn't have work.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough

Or can't afford a taxi?

[manute bol]

Just had a pretty bad break up after nearly 8 years. Got on OKCupid and promptly deleted that shit. Got on Tinder and matched with a girl I know. We both kind of played it off as a funny coincidence, but i'm thinking there's gotta be more to it.  We have many mutual friends and hangout at many of the same bars when I actually do go out. Should I ask her out on Tinder or just wait til I see her out?

[sleepypancakes]

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Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?

[close]

skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh

[close]

Nah, I wish. I've been planning on buying one soon actually. I miss riding my bike around town. I actually texted her after I posted this telling her that it'd take me a while to get there and she told me she didn't know how much longer she was going to be up because she was getting tired from the booze, so we decided to meet up in a few days when she doesn't have work.

Uber.