Things You Pondered Today

[JB]

Is it normal to be stung in the throat by a bee, in november, in scotland and still feel a little bit sorry for the bee?

i got stung over the summer and my first thought was "fuck you, sharktits."

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  Did a million chicks rip off cat powers vocal style or is it just me?  Or was someone do it before her.  Am I on crazy pills?

[Monkey_Mcpott]

Are people from NY really as territorial as Puleo??

[ungzilla]

i'm from ny and if you ever post in my thread again i will cut you

[ChuckRamone]

  Did a million chicks rip off cat powers vocal style or is it just me?  Or was someone do it before her.  Am I on crazy pills?

no. it’s true. I’ve been noticing this for years and whenever I hear the resemblance I can’t help but like the person’s music a little less.

[ChuckRamone]

Are people from NY really as territorial as Puleo??

Yes. It takes 10 years for someone to become a New Yorker ... to other transplants. To a native New Yorker, you only count as one if you were born and raised there.

[20matar]

Today I thought about how weird it is how the age difference of a parent and child gets smaller and smaller the older they get.  So eventually if they live long enough, it’s just two fucking old people hanging out. 

https://local.theonion.com/old-mans-son-also-old-man-1823955548

[childhood]

What do you think the most rewarding volunteer work would be?

[nopes]

What do you think the most rewarding volunteer work would be?

being a big brother / sister

[ungzilla]

petting abandoned chinchillas

[feedmeseymour]

im curious about the opposite

What do you think the most least rewarding volunteer work would be?

probably posting on slap

[straight]

what the fucks a tum yeto

[7 year old]

They didn't have a name and the phone number spelt out Tum Yeto on the dial pad

[brycickle]

It's just Otey Mut spelled backward.

[burn_to_live]

Today I thought about how weird it is how the age difference of a parent and child gets smaller and smaller the older they get.  So eventually if they live long enough, it’s just two fucking old people hanging out.

Why do we live to die?

[SneakySecrets]

I bought “fancy trail mix” at the gas station today.  What makes some trail mix fancier than other trail mix?

How does fancy ketchup differ from ketchup?

What the fuck is catsup?

Is there such a thing as fancy catsup?

So many questions....

[Blue Fescue]

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Today I thought about how weird it is how the age difference of a parent and child gets smaller and smaller the older they get.  So eventually if they live long enough, it’s just two fucking old people hanging out.

[close]

Why do we live to die?

Just remember what DMX said in the movie Belly. "We born to die, until then get money"

[Allen.]

I bought “fancy trail mix” at the gas station today.  What makes some trail mix fancier than other trail mix?

How does fancy ketchup differ from ketchup?

What the fuck is catsup?

Is there such a thing as fancy catsup?

So many questions....

[ChuckRamone]

ketchup and catsup are different romanized spellings of a chinese word because ketchup is supposedly based on a chinese sauce but I’m pretty sure it’s just an american food at this point.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/people-and-culture/food/the-plate/2014/04/21/how-was-ketchup-invented/

[SneakySecrets]

ketchup and catsup are different romanized spellings of a chinese word because ketchup is supposedly based on a chinese sauce but I’m pretty sure it’s just an american food at this point.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/people-and-culture/food/the-plate/2014/04/21/how-was-ketchup-invented/

Hm, didn’t expect anyone to actually answer that. 

[cosmicgypsies]

my post count got yeeted i take it some thread got deleted somewhere 

[RCB3]

Is the Phelper trying to base his new mustache look after the Lorax?

[FROTHY]

How the fuck did it take me so long to realize "backside air" is a great name for a fart?

[nopes]

my post count got yeeted i take it some thread got deleted somewhere 

woah i lost like 200 posts! must have been multiple threads. someone delete the 10/10 threads again?

[Mystical Leader]

"I follow Black People on instagram"

[Pigeon]

I really don’t like supporting conspiracy, “theorists,” but I really like Theories of Atlantis shit. While I find a lot of it to be comedic, some people take that shit too seriously. Some drunk guy stopped me outside a bar to talk to me about the New World Order because I had that Terps board with the frog or some shit on it. Then, he kept looking at me from weird angles like Larry David after asking me if I was a lizard person. I don’t know if it was a troll, but it was fucking weird.

[bigbootyboyz]

I really don’t like supporting conspiracy, “theorists,” but I really like Theories of Atlantis shit. While I find a lot of it to be comedic, some people take that shit too seriously. Some drunk guy stopped me outside a bar to talk to me about the New World Order because I had that Terps board with the frog or some shit on it. Then, he kept looking at me from weird angles like Larry David after asking me if I was a lizard person. I don’t know if it was a troll, but it was fucking weird.

He probably just thought you knew about the shit. I like that graphic. Inb4 memes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogdoad_(Egyptian)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
 

[childhood]

Josh Kasper skating to The Offspring was possibly the most perfect song/skater match ever.

[SodaJerk]

What is the biggest size Heelys available?

[givecigstosurfgroms]

Is the Phelper trying to base his new mustache look after the Lorax?

 looking like shee-it.  especially schaff(?) in the middle.  -get off the shit boyz.