Mudafaka Troll Stoner if all of this is a joke
Noa a troll.
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op has no time anymore to slap confirmed
It would actually be funny if this was his last thread, only to reappear 18 years from now.
I thought i snuck a post in earlier, but I dont see it here now. Took a couple weeks paternity leave, and evidently i Slap while at work mostly. Also, I can not seem to pull myself away from my son.
My wife and I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who helped lighten the mood for us. Things got pretty sketchy, and checking Slap helped distract us a lot, and brought many laughs. We did get a very stern talking to by our Nurse Ratchet style nurse. About the sanctity of naming a child, bevils of technology, etc... etc.
Decided not to run with Fred Gall Stoner, but it was a lot closer than i thought it'd be. Right up until i was filling out the birth certificate.
Everyone is home, healthy, and very happy.
EDIT: I bought Fred's 61 guest board, right after delivery, to ease my consience.