1. yesterday i saw this big fat bastard w/ jeans, tucked in t-shirt, new balances... etc. his shirt said in huge, gut-enhancing font:
"i'm like an owl i don't give a HOOT"
but like, i would argue, that makes you unlike an owl. i should've confronted him but i did not.
2. i realized one of my close friends from home looks exactly like chris neiratko now that he shaved off his beard he has had forever and now i hate him.