Jersey Shore

[eight oh eight]

didn't she hook up with the other mike that one time?

the punch ordeal is pretty fucked given the backstory behind it.  makes you wonder who's worse: guidos or fratboys.

[frisco]

after watching that episode i dont see how you couldnt say frat boys are worse, that punch was for absolutely nothing, she called him ugly thats it for him stealing there shots. fuck why am i talking about this. this mother fucking show, fuck this show

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

didn't she hook up with the other mike that one time?

the punch ordeal is pretty fucked given the backstory behind it.  makes you wonder who's worse: guidos or fratboys.

It was epic hearing Vinnie talk down about fratboys. Its amazing, like even these sleazy (no offense to the poster) motherfuckers know that frat boys are scumfucks.
I wish they showed the fratboy getting his ass kicked. You can hear him say "I just got punched in the face," which to me means somebody punched him in the face.

On a sidenote, I am visiting family in Chicago right now and watched the newest episode with my dad. All he kept repeating the whole time was "These are real people?" and "This is on regular tv?"


I want to see the Jwoww fight.

[Smurph]

Damn, episode four still isn't up on megavideo.

[jeremyrandall]

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didn't she hook up with the other mike that one time?

the punch ordeal is pretty fucked given the backstory behind it.  makes you wonder who's worse: guidos or fratboys.

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It was epic hearing Vinnie talk down about fratboys. Its amazing, like even these sleazy (no offense to the poster) motherfuckers know that frat boys are scumfucks.
I wish they showed the fratboy getting his ass kicked. You can hear him say "I just got punched in the face," which to me means somebody punched him in the face.

On a sidenote, I am visiting family in Chicago right now and watched the newest episode with my dad. All he kept repeating the whole time was "These are real people?" and "This is on regular tv?"


I want to see the Jwoww fight.

It is pretty unbelievable.  I'd always seen pictures of these "Guido's". 

But living in Western Canada, I've never seen a full on Guido in real life.  I wasn't actually convinced they really existed till I saw Pauly in action.


AHAHAHAHA...amazing!  I found this while looking for a picture of this fucker.  http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/12/paul-pauly-d-delvecchio-from-mtvs-jersey-shore-is-ready-to-pose-for-playgirl/

[Donkey Lips]

holy shit that cat is 27? man some of these fuckers are just gonna rave til the grave. i think grandpa situation said he was 28 on the first episode and my roommate died of laughter.

i think that fratshit got punched a few times by jwoww on his way out. he looked completely SHOOK when he was trying to leave around the cameraman. i heard that dude is in like a witness protection program for relocated teachers. it'll be fun to hear about this dude going out and getting his jaw broken for years to come.

[Sleazy]

saw it for the first time and it was amazing

not sure if this got posted yet

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

holy shit that cat is 27? man some of these fuckers are just gonna rave til the grave. i think grandpa situation said he was 28 on the first episode and my roommate died of laughter.

i think that fratshit got punched a few times by jwoww on his way out. he looked completely SHOOK when he was trying to leave around the cameraman. i heard that dude is in like a witness protection program for relocated teachers. it'll be fun to hear about this dude going out and getting his jaw broken for years to come.

I don't think they have a "witness protection program for relocated teachers" unless you are talking about unemployment. Criminal record = banned from teaching.

[sven thorkel]

okay, we gotta get some details straight. pauly d is 29, the situation is 27. how funny is it that a 29 year old puts charcoal in a gas bbq?

ANOTHER WEEK AND THE SITUATION DOESN'T GET LAID!!!!
there should be a strikeout count. soon he's gonna be jumping on top of grenades, not even to save his squads asses either 

snooks mom shows about as much emotion as schwarzenegger. i bet shes pretty bummed at her daughter cause snooks must bring over guys all the time that just barf all over the house

quote of the episode?
When ronnie and the situation were heckling each in the barber shop and the situations come back was
"Yah right, Mike's the man....WHADDDUP!!!"   
vinny had to leave the room after that one

[Bobbito]

saw it for the first time and it was amazing

not sure if this got posted yet

I could honestly watch that gif for hours straight

[Bobbito]

I love it how lazy Angelina is and how defensive the bitch get's when they're about to fire her. Someone needs a reality check. Also, snickers and her pickles is fucking hilarious hahaha

[JunglePOP]

"mike would seriously fuck a gatorade bottle if it had a pulse" - ronnie

HAHAHA I love that the situation and Pauly D cant get laid.... they bring bar sluts home and try to get laid in the same room at the same time freshman dorm room style. When it finally happens and we will see a high five during the act.

the scenes for next weeks look great. More fights more, drunken idiocy....I cant get enough.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I love it how lazy Angelina is and how defensive the bitch get's when they're about to fire her. Someone needs a reality check. Also, snickers and her pickles is fucking hilarious hahaha

Yeah, that was insane. unbelievable inability to live in the real world.

[busey]

is it just me or did the dude who punched snookie get off pretty easily? i mean, no one attacked him he just got thrown out and then they started talking shit after

typical guido behavior. typical entertaining guido behavior i mean.

[jeremyrandall]

is it just me or did the dude who punched snookie get off pretty easily? i mean, no one attacked him he just got thrown out and then they started talking shit after

typical guido behavior. typical entertaining guido behavior i mean.

He might have that night...hard to tell.  But it sure came back and bit him in the ass HARD!!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL

[Mooley]

okay, we gotta get some details straight. pauly d is 29, the situation is 27. how funny is it that a 29 year old puts charcoal in a gas bbq?

ANOTHER WEEK AND THE SITUATION DOESN'T GET LAID!!!!
there should be a strikeout count. soon he's gonna be jumping on top of grenades, not even to save his squads asses either 

snooks mom shows about as much emotion as schwarzenegger. i bet shes pretty bummed at her daughter cause snooks must bring over guys all the time that just barf all over the house

quote of the episode?
When ronnie and the situation were heckling each in the barber shop and the situations come back was
"Yah right, Mike's the man....WHADDDUP!!!"   
vinny had to leave the room after that one

Feels like they're not giving Vinny enough screentime, he obviously wants to shittalk these people more. His arrival at the house was the best, but since then it's all turned into relationship nonsense. Hopefully the punch thing means there's less of Snooki's "I have zero confidence and just want to find a meathead to woo me" shit going on and a little more hilarity.

[brooklyn brawler]

top right corner = amazing




ps he put his phone number on his facebook page if anyone's interested.

[jeremyrandall]

top right corner = amazing




ps he put his phone number on his facebook page if anyone's interested.

He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!

[SFblah]

He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!

"The situation is that The Situation is having a bit of a dry spell situation." - The Situation

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

watched 2 hours of this show last night
easily the most entertaining show in years

[brycickle]

The drunken lout seen sucker-punching a "Jersey Shore" hottie

sending the 21-year-old beauty’s head reeling backward.

Does this reporter actually know what she looks like?

[The Situation]

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He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!

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"The situation is that The Situation is having a bit of a dry spell situation." - The Situation

ITS NOT A MATTER OF WHEN THE SITUATION IS GONNA BREAK HIS DRY SPELL, BECAUSE THE SITUATION NEVERY HAS DRY SPELLS!!!

[crest]

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is it just me or did the dude who punched snookie get off pretty easily? i mean, no one attacked him he just got thrown out and then they started talking shit after

typical guido behavior. typical entertaining guido behavior i mean.

[close]

He might have that night...hard to tell.  But it sure came back and bit him in the ass HARD!!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL

"Ferro was arrested on charges of assault and disorderly conduct shortly after 2 a.m. on Aug. 19"

[H8R part 4]

i'm going to make it my mission in life to use the phrase "the situation" as much as humanly possible.
its like bad car accident between a car full of guidos and a truck full of styling gel.



is there a way to make it so when someone types "the situation" this comes up everytime?   kind of like when people type p-a-r-a-d-o-x my penis shows up.   
 

[brooklyn brawler]

done and done

[brooklyn brawler]

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He wants to get laid SOOO BAD!!

[close]

"The is that The is having a bit of a dry spell ." - The

THE PICTURES FUCKING MOVE!!!

[H8R part 4]

oh fuck!  thanks for helping me out with my situation

[Jupiter]

situation

 

[Alan]

I'm trying not to cave in and watch the show but this whole situation gig is hard to ignore...

[jeremyrandall]

So if I just type in , everyone will see the ??

Post Edit:  Holy Shit that is AWESOME!!