I was at the skatepark on a weekend morning with my wife one time and she was learning how to skate a little bit. This guy was there, probably like 50, full pads and helmet, and he's riding around learning to skate too. Nothing against old guys learning how to skate and padding up but I'm sure you know the kind of guy I mean.
I start skating the bowl for a bit and he comes up and starts watching me and then I get out and he starts talking my ear off about how he just learnt to skate in Costa Rica or something and he took lessons down there and all this shit. One of those guys who talks at you, not with you. I go in to take another run and as soon as I'm out he's talking to me again except this time he's talking about women and saying how he needs to find new women because he's already slept with all of the chicks in whatever nearby town he was from. At this point I'm over it so I skate off and start avoiding being near him.
I go over and hang with my wife again who is going down this little bank and then trying to kickturn on a QP and she's starting to get it and she's stoked just doing her own thing. I go to take a quick run on something else and when I come back 5 mins later this dude is like skating around my wife trying to teach her how to skate. My wife can generally handle her own shit so I give her a look and she raises her eyebrows at me and then I go and take another run on something else. I come back and the dude is still like hovering around her and he's telling her to do some thing where you ride up a bank, then turn sideways and tap the front trucks twice and then ride back down and idk I guess he was saying it's meant to unlock some tricks or whatever. She's trying it a little bit and then I make eye contact with her again and she gives me another 'look' so I roll over to the guy and say 'hey man just let her skate, she doesn't need your advice. by the way that tapping shit is wack'.
Well the guy puts on this whole victim thing and idk how but my wife starts to feel sorry for him and she's like 'you should apologize to him, he was just being nice' and I'm like 'fuck that' so she's like 'youre being a skatepark bully' and storms off and actually takes the car and drives off. My wife has a bit of crazy in her so i was just like whatever and rolled with it. So now I'm at the skatepark with this fucken weirdo dude who probably just thinks he's caused a divorce between my wife and I and he's still rolling around doing his wack tapping shit. It's definitely hella awkward and then he leaves and my wife ends up calling me and she's like sorry I just felt sorry for the guy and I told her the shit he was saying about sleeping with women and she's like omg sorry I didn't realize you were just looking out for me yadda yadda yadda...
That's my awkward story. I still see that guy around on weekend mornings and he just avoids me, like he'll leave 5 mins after I get there