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Title: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Save the dolphin flip on May 16, 2019, 02:55:52 PM
https://youtu.be/K_Ihg_FAr1A


They have a point about this forum being a toxic haven for trolling and shit posting in general. I agree and would love to see more productive convo here but at the same time, regarding steezus' being racist thread reaction, I mean what do you expect when you say something that comes off racist. He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 it's a good listen at the very least.


Anyways since I'm on slap, might as well speak in slap language

Eldrigdge is a male version of an air headed bimbo lol get Mike MO on   I prefer his corny south park voices


Am I doing it right slap?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Joclo on May 16, 2019, 03:02:56 PM
https://youtu.be/K_Ihg_FAr1A


They have a point about this forum being a toxic haven for trolling and shit posting in general. I agree and would love to see more productive convo here but at the same time, regarding steezus' being racist thread reaction, I mean what do you expect when you say something that comes off racist. He probsvly isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

Anyways, it's a good listen at the very least.


Anyways since I'm on slap, might as well speak in slap language

Eldrigdge is a male version of an air headed bimbo lol get Mike MO on   I prefer his corny south park voices


Am I doing it right slap?

Hows mike mo still play talking like he's from Lord of the rings? He aint a younger bull nomo
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Chim Richalds on May 16, 2019, 03:06:11 PM

Am I doing it right slap?

(https://preview.redd.it/eiycno1mmqc01.png?width=613&auto=webp&s=3febedeb96d28f7b99240293601088edfdaaa44e)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Artvandeskate on May 16, 2019, 03:12:36 PM
I feel like slap is such a necessary evil, these ridiculous opinions of ours need to be heard. Whether or not people want to take it seriously is up to them
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: ScudMantels on May 16, 2019, 03:17:38 PM
Mike mo is a pro skater who has never had a real job, he's entitled to doing his conky sock puppet childish voice. But I tell ya what, if he ever pulls up to my construction site talking like that he's gonna get smacked so hard in the back of the head with a 2x4.

And Steezus just has too much black power, 2 blac 2 strong.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Colt Cannon's Cargos on May 16, 2019, 03:31:37 PM
https://youtu.be/K_Ihg_FAr1A


They have a point about this forum being a toxic haven for trolling and shit posting in general. I agree and would love to see more productive convo here but at the same time, regarding steezus' being racist thread reaction, I mean what do you expect when you say something that comes off racist. He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 it's a good listen at the very least.


Anyways since I'm on slap, might as well speak in slap language

Eldrigdge is a male version of an air headed bimbo lol get Mike MO on   I prefer his corny south park voices


Am I doing it right slap?

Get out my face with this lame take

If you come to Slap for "productive convos" you should just focus your account now

I want to talk about TK putting people in the sky and make fun of Jason Jesse's forehead
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Kenny Powers on May 16, 2019, 03:32:40 PM
https://youtu.be/K_Ihg_FAr1A


They have a point about this forum being a toxic haven for trolling and shit posting in general. I agree and would love to see more productive convo here but at the same time, regarding steezus' being racist thread reaction, I mean what do you expect when you say something that comes off racist. He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 it's a good listen at the very least.


Anyways since I'm on slap, might as well speak in slap language

Eldrigdge is a male version of an air headed bimbo lol get Mike MO on   I prefer his corny south park voices


Am I doing it right slap?

Please don’t save the dolphin flip. Let it die.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Telly on May 16, 2019, 03:42:42 PM
I’m not going to listen but I had a six hour drive recently and listened to some of the last experience show.  The one in which they were jerking off to having almost 100k YouTube subs.  After three years.   So that’s how important they are
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: johnes on May 16, 2019, 03:43:59 PM
I love the nine club but this truly was the worst episode they have done.
Such boring.
That one caller talking shit on Gino and BA was just saying really dumb things his whole call lol.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: GAY on May 16, 2019, 04:18:14 PM
No ho, Mo.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Mongoloid on May 16, 2019, 04:21:24 PM
Who the fuck are you people?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: waltercronkite on May 16, 2019, 04:23:08 PM
Mike mo is a pro skater who has never had a real job, he's entitled to doing his conky sock puppet childish voice. But I tell ya what, if he ever pulls up to my construction site talking like that he's gonna get smacked so hard in the back of the head with a 2x4.

And Steezus just has too much black power, 2 blac 2 strong.

Did I miss something or does mike mo not own and operate a multi million dollar glasses company?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: georgethecat on May 16, 2019, 04:40:31 PM
Who the fuck are you people?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: full of jerks on May 16, 2019, 04:43:10 PM
the fact that no one posted a time stamp is proof that Slap posters are trash
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on May 16, 2019, 04:59:23 PM
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Mike mo is a pro skater who has never had a real job, he's entitled to doing his conky sock puppet childish voice. But I tell ya what, if he ever pulls up to my construction site talking like that he's gonna get smacked so hard in the back of the head with a 2x4.

And Steezus just has too much black power, 2 blac 2 strong.
[close]

Did I miss something or does mike mo not own and operate a multi million dollar glasses company?

You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Cool Ceith on May 16, 2019, 05:04:00 PM
@Monkey_McPott's call starts at 1:26:00 I think
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 16, 2019, 05:11:14 PM
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=104373.180 (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=104373.180)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: el chino on May 16, 2019, 05:14:01 PM
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https://youtu.be/K_Ihg_FAr1A


They have a point about this forum being a toxic haven for trolling and shit posting in general. I agree and would love to see more productive convo here but at the same time, regarding steezus' being racist thread reaction, I mean what do you expect when you say something that comes off racist. He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 it's a good listen at the very least.


Anyways since I'm on slap, might as well speak in slap language

Eldrigdge is a male version of an air headed bimbo lol get Mike MO on   I prefer his corny south park voices


Am I doing it right slap?
[close]

Please don’t save the dolphin flip. Let it die.
dont check the jordan mourning thread then
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: whorific on May 16, 2019, 05:20:11 PM
He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 Cutting any individual down based on their skin color and lumping people together based on skin color and disregarding the individual IS racist always and forever period. The whole this and that minority can't be racist because some straight white social justice warrior tranny took a class on underwater lesbian basket weaving does not mean words suddenly change meaning. But it's a free country and that's the point he's free to be racist just own that shit.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: brettpancake on May 16, 2019, 05:24:18 PM
@Monkey_McPott's call starts at 1:26:00 I think

Crob answered that question like such a diva. What's so bad about doing a slap pals questions? It's not like they have to answer every post that gets put up. "We have our own show" was such a cringey comment, acting like he's too good for SLAP. "It's just not our steez" such a fucking cop out. Any forum in the world is at least a little toxic it's not exclusively a SLAP thing.

Sorry in advanced for a jumbled rant. He asks the question at 1:32:00.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Style Police on May 16, 2019, 05:38:36 PM
The 9 club experience needs more prank callers.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: h00man on May 16, 2019, 05:40:15 PM
They are right about the influx of new posters...New posters are 92.34% trolls, and 100% the reason Nine Club and friends hate SLAP.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 16, 2019, 05:40:33 PM
Who the fuck are you people?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: VHS ERA on May 16, 2019, 05:42:01 PM
Wait why are we doing this thread again
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 16, 2019, 05:44:39 PM
Like I said in the other thread I didn’t think they were gonna include the slap talk in the episode since I started with “you can cut this”. Was only gonna ask them if they’d be down to do the slap pals questions then it turned into a full blown conversation with me painfully rambling on with no end. I do sound like an idiot after a while and I didn’t expect to take up 20 min of the episode (I’d hate me too). Hit up Eldridge after the show aired since I didn’t mean to bum him out so hard, we’re good. Also yes I do hope to eventually ease up to Roger and dig into him with everything I got  :-*

Also as stated above most of the trolls are new posters.

Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: slippy on May 16, 2019, 05:46:01 PM
If skating was ever a professional job of mine I'm sure I'd hate this board a whole lot more.  Even just as a casual user some of the trolling bums me out.  That being said some threads are super rad like that fella thinking about getting a phd in the whatever section.  I know it wont change but holy hell people shitposting the day after someone dies in their RIP thread is truly insane.  Internet or not that stuff is really fucked.  Nine club seems like a lot of work to make and i have watched a ton... for free.  I appreciate the work they're doing, must suck to have portions of your fanbase shit on you so hard
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 16, 2019, 05:55:47 PM
I feel really bad for Eldridge. He’s so sensitive.

I almost cried for el dee because he almost cried. Im kinda sensitive when it comes to crying.

I want people to be happy
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 16, 2019, 05:58:10 PM
Eldridge is super cool. Coolest pro I met that didn't have a reason to be cool to me.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 16, 2019, 06:05:18 PM
Eldridge is super cool. Coolest pro I met that didn't have a reason to be cool to me.

Yeah seems like a nice person
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Hevonen on May 16, 2019, 06:06:56 PM
I don't get the ''wouldn't say it to someones face'' argument. No shit most people have enough common decency not to say random negative comments to a random person's face, but they still say it behind their back. Message boards don't create hate, they just give you a chance to see what people really think which might burst your bubble if you lack the self-awareness.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Willie on May 16, 2019, 06:21:57 PM
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Who the fuck are you people?
[close]

https://youtu.be/7xeWqvSQVck
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Jerrys Kid on May 16, 2019, 06:24:44 PM
I don't get the ''wouldn't say it to someones face'' argument. No shit most people have enough common decency not to say random negative comments to a random person's face, but they still say it behind their back. Message boards don't create hate, they just give you a chance to see what people really think which might burst your bubble if you lack the self-awareness.

While I agree that there are some toxic opinions being shared and trolls, but I think there's room in the skate industry for some kind of discourse and criticism. If there was an actual newspaper which reported on some of the bullshit happening around the industry, I'm sure everyone would hate them as well. There isn't, so we're just fed a narrative that everyone is a legend, every part is sick, and no one is getting screwed over.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: brettpancake on May 16, 2019, 06:26:47 PM
Like I said in the other thread I didn’t think they were gonna include the slap talk in the episode since I started with “you can cut this”. Was only gonna ask them if they’d be down to do the slap pals questions then it turned into a full blown conversation with me painfully rambling on with no end. I do sound like an idiot after a while and I didn’t expect to take up 20 min of the episode (I’d hate me too). Hit up Eldridge after the show aired since I didn’t mean to bum him out so hard, we’re good. Also yes I do hope to eventually ease up to Roger and dig into him with everything I got  :-*

Also as stated above most of the trolls are new posters.

Props to you for actually asking questions that foster good conversation. I found Kelly and Steezus' responses to be a little childish but I bet Roger is secretly keen for SLAP pal questions.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on May 16, 2019, 06:55:07 PM
Shouts to monkey mcpott's diplomacy 
Plus your production value is perfect
Anyone who says less has Coby headphones
and a bootleg kindle
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: thenotoriousP.R.A.W.N on May 16, 2019, 07:14:18 PM
i am 100% a new poster ( i came to this shit late as we don't have anything like this in Australia ) and i fucking love the nine club....... i cant understand why people talk shit about it, its a fuckload more informative then that cringey ripride with that washed up heroin addict.

i listen to the nine club everyday to and from my drive home from work
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Pete on May 16, 2019, 07:57:44 PM
Wait was mcpott not trolling them into talking about how much they don’t like talking about slap? That’s what I thought happened

Free max b
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Crack Whore on May 16, 2019, 08:04:01 PM
Mike mo is a pro skater who has never had a real job, he's entitled to doing his conky sock puppet childish voice. But I tell ya what, if he ever pulls up to my construction site talking like that he's gonna get smacked so hard in the back of the head with a 2x4.

And Steezus just has too much black power, 2 blac 2 strong.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mEdgsg7_w
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: lolhater843 on May 16, 2019, 08:17:52 PM
i watch it sometimes when im really lonely at night and want to watch a skater i've admired since my youth talk about the good ol days and how washed they are..other than that fuck these goofs. shalom
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: waltercronkite on May 16, 2019, 08:20:16 PM
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Mike mo is a pro skater who has never had a real job, he's entitled to doing his conky sock puppet childish voice. But I tell ya what, if he ever pulls up to my construction site talking like that he's gonna get smacked so hard in the back of the head with a 2x4.

And Steezus just has too much black power, 2 blac 2 strong.
[close]

Did I miss something or does mike mo not own and operate a multi million dollar glasses company?
[close]

You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.

Am I though? That’s not that many pairs of prescription glasses to sell to break millions and they’ve become pretty popular.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 16, 2019, 08:46:08 PM
erry single one of your BW accounts have been terrible, stop.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: D10S on May 16, 2019, 08:54:06 PM
I don't get the ''wouldn't say it to someones face'' argument. No shit most people have enough common decency not to say random negative comments to a random person's face, but they still say it behind their back. Message boards don't create hate, they just give you a chance to see what people really think which might burst your bubble if you lack the self-awareness.

this.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Googan Christmas on May 16, 2019, 09:04:34 PM
Never got the nine club hate on here, but damn if slap trolls ain’t livin rent free in Roberts head.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: shannamal on May 16, 2019, 09:14:42 PM
i am 100% a new poster ( i came to this shit late as we don't have anything like this in Australia ) and i fucking love the nine club....... i cant understand why people talk shit about it, its a fuckload more informative then that cringey ripride with that washed up heroin addict.

i listen to the nine club everyday to and from my drive home from work

how have you STILL not learned to do sigs right?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: guest1 on May 16, 2019, 09:21:29 PM
Like I said in the other thread I didn’t think they were gonna include the slap talk in the episode since I started with “you can cut this”. Was only gonna ask them if they’d be down to do the slap pals questions then it turned into a full blown conversation with me painfully rambling on with no end. I do sound like an idiot after a while and I didn’t expect to take up 20 min of the episode (I’d hate me too). Hit up Eldridge after the show aired since I didn’t mean to bum him out so hard, we’re good. Also yes I do hope to eventually ease up to Roger and dig into him with everything I got  :-*

Also as stated above most of the trolls are new posters.

How do you have all these connects to people in the industry?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: reverbtank on May 16, 2019, 09:25:54 PM
Slap gets a bad rap.

I’ve been surprised, as a fairly new user having heard the reputation of Slap, at how progressive and helpful people are around here.

The Ben Raemer’s thread has a good discussion on mental illness and suicide. The Pal’s job thread has a lot of advice for people moving within or changing careers, lacking passion, feeling lost, etc... Just a couple examples of the positivity I see here.

Of course there’s trolling and unfiltered opinions, like anywhere on the internet with anonymity. I’m sure the YouTube comments section on Nine Club’s videos can be just as bad or worse.

A place like Slap serves a purpose of keeping a lot of skaters and the industry in check.

You want to see toxic? Go look at Thrasher Instagram comments, especially the ones on anything that has to do with women skateboarding.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: whorific on May 16, 2019, 09:36:35 PM
Slap gets a bad rap.

I’ve been surprised, as a fairly new user having heard the reputation of Slap, at how progressive and helpful people are around here.

The Ben Raemer’s thread has a good discussion on mental illness and suicide. The Pal’s job thread has a lot of advice for people moving within or changing careers, lacking passion, feeling lost, etc... Just a couple examples of the positivity I see here.

Of course there’s trolling and unfiltered opinions, like anywhere on the internet with anonymity. I’m sure the YouTube comments section on Nine Club’s videos can be just as bad or worse.

A place like Slap serves a purpose of keeping a lot of skaters and the industry in check.

You want to see toxic? Go look at Thrasher Instagram comments, especially the ones on anything that has to do with women skateboarding.

tru tru
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 16, 2019, 09:48:46 PM
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Like I said in the other thread I didn’t think they were gonna include the slap talk in the episode since I started with “you can cut this”. Was only gonna ask them if they’d be down to do the slap pals questions then it turned into a full blown conversation with me painfully rambling on with no end. I do sound like an idiot after a while and I didn’t expect to take up 20 min of the episode (I’d hate me too). Hit up Eldridge after the show aired since I didn’t mean to bum him out so hard, we’re good. Also yes I do hope to eventually ease up to Roger and dig into him with everything I got  :-*

Also as stated above most of the trolls are new posters.
[close]

How do you have all these connects to people in the industry?

Honey Island
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Ghost Face on May 16, 2019, 11:31:08 PM
I haven't watched an "experience" show but have watched about 80% of the 9club shows. Really enjoyed most of them.

Kelly adds some good hype and is generally really amped on the guys they have on. Obviously his video and 411 knowledge is good.

Roger has some great knowledge on the industry and being on trips and shoot which I like too. I just wish he'd speak up more, be a little more bold and drive the interview a bit.  He has some good comments that seem to be ignored and not answered by the guest sometimes.

It's Crob's show and I get Kelly and Rog might not want/be able to take charge of the interview but Crob needs to up his research going in. Most of what he says is either "get outta here" "this guy" " oh, i didn't know that" "oh really" etc and waits for the guest to says something he can then ask someone extra about.

He needs some "tell us about the time...." "you had an interview about...." "whats you take on ....." etc etc

But anyway, I hope they can see the constructive comments that Slap brings. If they can't see past the trolling, they need to get off the internet.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: ScudMantels on May 16, 2019, 11:43:43 PM
I just watched the Slap pals part of the show and when it was mentioned Steezus's face looked like he wanted Slap banned from skateboarding haha.
I didn't see that much wrong with the Steezus thread but I do believe he had a few drinks and needed to simmer down with his black pride shit.
 The Nine Club is all acting like they're above the law and cannot take any kind of criticism then will deflect and call anything thrown at them trolling.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: excitableboy on May 17, 2019, 12:31:49 AM
I bought the KA model from Glassy online a while back. The design is nice but unfortunately it’s a flimsy piece of plastic.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: cilantro on May 17, 2019, 12:31:59 AM
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Who the fuck are you people?
[close]
[close]

https://youtu.be/7xeWqvSQVck
https://youtu.be/z-mV7rGfzc4 (https://youtu.be/z-mV7rGfzc4)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: element4life on May 17, 2019, 12:43:55 AM
I'm fuckin regular
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: PuffinMuffin on May 17, 2019, 01:23:10 AM
its a fuckload more informative then that cringey ripride with that washed up heroin addict.

It's hard to tell because there's several big name washed up heroin addicts in skateboarding. But if you're talking about Grosso, then you're being unnecessarily testy and should retract your statement.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: element4life on May 17, 2019, 01:25:45 AM
pretty obvious that was referring to andy roy but i'll be sure to let grosso know he comes to mind when you read cringey washed up heroin addict
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Black Frycook on May 17, 2019, 01:47:39 AM
Imagine taking anything seriously on the internet
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: SodaJerk on May 17, 2019, 02:03:06 AM
Let’s all remember when these guys had Daryl Angel as a guest.

Why would you want validation from Chris Roberts? He’s a fucking dork and if he wants me to say it to his face he can DM me, I’ll charge him for it cameo style.

And Steezus coming off as holier than thou , I remember him having Instagram flame wars with a differently abled kid from his home city over comments about romantic comedies. So elevated you fucking industry haemorrhoid.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: hateboard on May 17, 2019, 02:59:24 AM
The nine club is great, but so is the hate on these forums. You need both for a healthy skate culture. Anonymous slap trolls posting industry truths despite how harsh they might sound is a great contribution to skateboarding. Its keeps it real and people involved accountable. It shows that there are consequences for being a kook, ego tripper or someone milking it. The one thing i worry about the 9club is that they may be starting to beleive the hype and compliments they hear.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: SodaJerk on May 17, 2019, 03:05:55 AM
The nine club is great, but so is the hate on these forums. You need both for a healthy skate culture. Anonymous slap trolls posting industry truths despite how harsh they might sound is a great contribution to skateboarding. Its keeps it real and people involved accountable. It shows that there are consequences for being a kook, ego tripper or someone milking it. The one thing i worry about the 9club is that they may be starting to beleive the hype and compliments they hear.
I think that’s already happening, Roberts saying “we’re in the lime light” , “we’ve got our own show” “we’re into high production value”.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: feedmeseymour on May 17, 2019, 04:05:32 AM
I think the big take away from that episode is that if we want to be men, we don’t take it to Instagram. We post pics of our faces for Kelly.


Also

Who the fuck are you people?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Suave on May 17, 2019, 04:09:01 AM
pretty obvious that was referring to andy roy but i'll be sure to let grosso know he comes to mind when you read cringey washed up heroin addict
eric j, brian seber, who on antihero wasn't a washed up heroin addict? respectfully cause ya'll rule but it seems like that's a prerequisite to get on the 1-8.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 17, 2019, 04:30:00 AM
Shamefully Low Appreciation for Podcasters
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: aliexpress on May 17, 2019, 06:52:29 AM
if you don't like trolls you can log off lol it's that easy
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: aliexpress on May 17, 2019, 06:53:17 AM
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Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: augustmoon on May 17, 2019, 07:05:46 AM
almost 20 years in, and Slap is still skateboarding's biggest scapegoat. 
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: soonbanned on May 17, 2019, 07:35:09 AM
You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 17, 2019, 07:41:25 AM
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You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
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They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.
Show me some paperwork on those 7-11 glasses
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: slippy on May 17, 2019, 08:45:44 AM
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You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
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They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.
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Show me some paperwork on those 7-11 glasses

$20M sounds really damn high...  I bet they have a good cash flow from their prescription line, I feel like that's gotta be where the money is at.  I can use my HSA account for that shit, half of which is from my employer.  Gives a lot of people reason to buy shit they wouldn't normally purchase.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Shifty Flip on May 17, 2019, 08:54:26 AM
The 9 club experience needs more prank callers.
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KFatFooey too you
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 17, 2019, 09:17:35 AM
The amount of trolling here is low compared to 2010-2011 when people realized how easily Koston could be triggered on social media. I think there are occasional instances of taking things too far, but for the most part its just normal shit talk. I hate when people act like Slap is 4chan or something.

To me the real question is whether we as consumers have the right to criticize skateboarders for non skateboarding things. My opinion is if Chris Roberts can make money from a skateboard deck with his cat on it, I can talk shit about his post-2004 productivity. On the flipside I met him in person back in 2009 and I thought he was pretty chill, so I would be a dick to only bring up the negative.


Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: johnes on May 17, 2019, 09:20:55 AM
They don’t understand that trolling is art.
That thread about steezus was an artistic expression and yeah 90% of the time, humans make bad art.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: know_your_role on May 17, 2019, 09:35:35 AM
4chan.org/asp/esg where all the fella's hang out
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Mongoloid on May 17, 2019, 10:20:30 AM
If you’re actively pissing of members of any given industry you’re doing ok in my book.

I think maybe the panties get bunched over the fact that SLAP is kind of a the collective arbiters of cool regarding skating, while not being the target demographic consumer.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: feedmeseymour on May 17, 2019, 10:37:39 AM
5 circles? haha Gaseous you know better than that!

(http://i64.tinypic.com/jb0mkz.jpg)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Nosferatu on May 17, 2019, 01:32:40 PM
The experience is so bad. A podcast about a shitty podcast. Still listen...

Edit: sanchenzo makes slap somehow look worse.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: l_bwoy on May 17, 2019, 01:59:22 PM
the regular nine club shows aren’t too bad if the guest is a good story teller, but crob has to be one of the worst interviewers i’ve ever heard. they do have cool guests from time to time and i find myself revisting old episodes if i’m caught up on all the other podcasts i listen to. steezus really does bug me on the experience though. like during monkey mcpott’s call, being too cool to discuss SLAP so he decided to divert his attention to his fucking cell phone, and then complaining & calling him a “lingerer” after they hung up??? very professional, very cool. i’ve got a major affinity for the bunt, so to hear him bash those boys fucking irks me too; especially after talking about and saying all the suspect she that he does, i.e. kegels, grey sweats and how girls appreciate them, “i could do a kickflip right now but i don’t want to fuck up my shoes”, all his wack ass sex-centric jokes he tries to edge in, “smash that like and subscribe” nonsense that has regrettably rubbed off on the rest of the hosts now too. dudes just a major cornball. i also agree that eldridge is the male equivalent of the general dumb blonde stereotype, but i do find myself laughing at his comments more often than not. 

shalom
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: geneparmesan on May 17, 2019, 02:29:06 PM
Crob is in a tough spot. We as skateboarders are trained to look for imperfections, and are part of a sport that generally calls out bullshit. So when someone acts like they're Howard Stern, but they don't have the goods to back that up, there's going to be shit talk. And because Crob isn't willing to start doing research, ask follow up questions, etc. so he could be on Stern's level, he's going to continue to get shit. So he can say it's all trolls or hate, but deep down part of him knows that it's true, which is why I would wager he reacted so negatively upon even hearing about slap. Who wants to be constantly reminded of that thing that you know you should do, but don't want to?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: heckler on May 17, 2019, 02:42:15 PM
Crob is in a tough spot. We as skateboarders are trained to look for imperfections, and are part of a sport that generally calls out bullshit. So when someone acts like they're Howard Stern, but they don't have the goods to back that up, there's going to be shit talk. And because Crob isn't willing to start doing research, ask follow up questions, etc. so he could be on Stern's level, he's going to continue to get shit. So he can say it's all trolls or hate, but deep down part of him knows that it's true, which is why I would wager he reacted so negatively upon even hearing about slap. Who wants to be constantly reminded of that thing that you know you should do, but don't want to?
I agree with everything you said except that C-Rob is in a tough spot. He's facing the same predicament everyone faces at one point or another in their careers: do I keep clocking in to do the bare minimum every day without taking advantage of the tools and opportunities at my disposal, or do I use my experience to hone and perfect what I'm doing and use criticism as a chance to excel? He's obviously chosen the former, and like pretty much everyone else who's chosen to milk it in their respective industries (especially skating), he's getting some well-deserved grief for it.

It also doesn't help that these dudes look at this as a technical endeavor, rather than a journalistic endeavor. I hear all the time about "production value" and how many cameras they use and all the time it takes to edit, but how many people here actually watch the show? Whenever I dive in, I know it's gonna be on my phone, and they could use all that editing time to, I don't know, maybe watch a few of their next guest's video parts, read an interview or something? It would take like, an hour of their time, and make the show much better.

So, in short: C-Rob, time to choose if you want to sink or swim. Bagley, you clearly know a lot, but working for Adio in the mid-2000s and taking some sequences of Joey Brezinski doesn't make you a gatekeeper for the culture. I actually don't have any beef with Kelly, and I haven't watched any of the experience episodes, so (thankfully) I don't have opinions on anyone else yet.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Merlin on May 17, 2019, 02:47:45 PM
Some episodes are great, so I watch till the end. Some episodes suck, so I turn them off. Easy concept.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: rusty knees on May 17, 2019, 03:21:39 PM
kinda funny to see how bummed they are on SLAP. you can tell theyve lurked and read a bunch. even if they say they dont come on here. gonna say though, monkey mcpot does some cool content but he kinda blew it there.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Suave on May 17, 2019, 08:08:46 PM
if Crob wants to be stern and not do research, all he has to do is ask inappropriate or uncomfortable questions.
'so leticia, have you ever had sex w/ a black man? was it big? i've got a tiny dick but a big sw flip manny'.
'so andy roy, i saw your golden shower deck. have you taken a brown shower? dirtbag p is hot, i'd have her pissing all over me. does she like her ass eaten? do you 2 have 3somes together? what's julien doing, jerking off in the corner w/ the camera?'

i haven't listened to stern since i was a kid but that's how i remember it. i love rog but he ain't no artie lang.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: friendly dave on May 17, 2019, 08:11:25 PM
They obviously have lurked Slap. Yes we talk shit sometimes, and some people are anonymous, but it's not like there isn't a 128 page "post a picture of yourself" thread.

*fuck it, i'm bringing that thread back.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: reptar_bar on May 17, 2019, 08:31:08 PM
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You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
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They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.

Ain't a fucking chance Glassy is selling $20mil of products a year. The average price is about $60 USD. That's 3.3 million pairs of glassy sunglasses a year. That would also mean someone is buying a pair of $60 glassy's every 10 seconds. Your out of your mind
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 17, 2019, 08:35:44 PM
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Ain't a fucking chance Glassy is selling $20mil of products a year.
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You're wrong.

You might wanna double check those financial statements from your accountant there Mike Mo.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: soonbanned on May 17, 2019, 08:39:45 PM
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You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
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They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.
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Ain't a fucking chance Glassy is selling $20mil of products a year. The average price is about $60 USD. That's 3.3 million pairs of glassy sunglasses a year. That would also mean someone is buying a pair of $60 glassy's every 10 seconds. Your out of your mind
You're right. It's less than a million a year. They do have a multi million dollar value. The prescription glasses are $90 minimum.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: soonbanned on May 17, 2019, 08:40:46 PM
I've been trolled extremely hard today and now i'm going to bed early
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Googan Christmas on May 17, 2019, 08:55:17 PM
Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Murge on May 17, 2019, 09:00:05 PM
Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.

Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 17, 2019, 09:02:32 PM
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Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
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Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men

I mean..... its 5 bucks.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: feedmeseymour on May 17, 2019, 09:04:11 PM
5 bucks is highway robbery. I paid 1 dollar.

https://youtu.be/dv5G7pTt7DY
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Googan Christmas on May 17, 2019, 09:05:13 PM
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Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
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Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men
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I mean..... its 5 bucks.

Ha we’re attacking the guy offering to pay, no wonder they love this place.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 17, 2019, 09:09:04 PM
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Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
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Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men
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I mean..... its 5 bucks.
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Ha we’re attacking the guy offering to pay, no wonder they love this place.

Ill pay, you guys choose the statement.
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Post by: Googan Christmas on May 17, 2019, 09:16:41 PM
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Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
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Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men
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I mean..... its 5 bucks.
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Ha we’re attacking the guy offering to pay, no wonder they love this place.
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Ill pay, you guys choose the statement.

Ha, just say like “what up nine club, sinner here on behalf of slap, and we know it can get a little ‘arf arf, ruff ruff’ on the boards from time to time, but we’re sorry, and we’re gonna be a little more considerate to peoples feelings (ed. Note this doesn’t need to be true we just have to say it) from now on”

End it with some dumb shalom bullshit and be done with it, beef over.
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 17, 2019, 09:25:40 PM
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Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
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Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men
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I mean..... its 5 bucks.
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Ha we’re attacking the guy offering to pay, no wonder they love this place.
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Ill pay, you guys choose the statement.
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Ha, just say like “what up nine club, sinner here on behalf of slap, and we know it can get a little ‘arf arf, ruff ruff’ on the boards from time to time, but we’re sorry, and we’re gonna be a little more considerate to peoples feelings (ed. Note this doesn’t need to be true we just have to say it) from now on”

End it with some dumb shalom bullshit and be done with it, beef over.

Done
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 17, 2019, 09:55:28 PM
my face is in an issue of Slap from 2008, it was a magazine bruh
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 17, 2019, 10:31:52 PM
Be pretty funny to mail the nine club a stack of Polaroids of our balls with Slap written on em'. But thats just me.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: gaunting on May 17, 2019, 10:39:56 PM
anyone who defends/gives a pass to those asshats at revive (Chris Roberts) doesn’t really have a leg to stand on as far as talking about what anyone else says. 😂
that being said, I do like crob and roger and I do like the show. kelly  is alright too, he’s grown on me. that laugh they keep playing back is gold. you can tell it gets to kelly  more every time he hears it. lol
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 17, 2019, 11:04:14 PM
they basically just asked 100 thousand viewers to join slap and talk shit. 

The 9 club doesn’t hate slap. Whoever did the numbers thread should check the board activity after that show went on. I bet there was a spike in new accounts
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: PABLOS SWANPOWERS LOBSTER on May 17, 2019, 11:26:07 PM
High production value? An ikea shelf and a one step beyond vhs? Give me a break.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: radcunt on May 17, 2019, 11:42:26 PM
Mike Mo seems like a lovely dude but he’s boring as heck with zero worldview. Just a shallow bro with nothing to say.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Crack Whore on May 18, 2019, 12:02:22 AM
they did have a shalom sticker displayed in the background until the brink pals questions if i remember correctly
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Post by: Tuna on May 18, 2019, 12:32:49 AM
In response to your Eldridge 3 flip noseblunt question Monkey

This one is really close at 28:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epWqVCdGz4o
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 18, 2019, 12:44:52 AM
In response to your Eldridge 3 flip noseblunt question Monkey

This one is really close at 28:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epWqVCdGz4o

Holy shit!!! I don’t remember that at all. Good find!!
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 18, 2019, 01:13:58 AM
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They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.
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Ain't a fucking chance Glassy is selling $20mil of products a year. The average price is about $60 USD. That's 3.3 million pairs of glassy sunglasses a year. That would also mean someone is buying a pair of $60 glassy's every 10 seconds. Your out of your mind
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You're right. It's less than a million a year. They do have a multi million dollar value. The prescription glasses are $90 minimum.

This isn’t my strong suit - but I’d think glassy doesn’t get the 60 bucks, the retailer does.   Glassy makes whatever they sell them to the retailer for.  Am I wrong about this? 
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You're tripping if you think Glassy is a multi million dollar company.
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They do about 20 million dollars a year. Another SLAP expert running his mouth.
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Ain't a fucking chance Glassy is selling $20mil of products a year. The average price is about $60 USD. That's 3.3 million pairs of glassy sunglasses a year. That would also mean someone is buying a pair of $60 glassy's every 10 seconds. Your out of your mind
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You're right. It's less than a million a year. They do have a multi million dollar value. The prescription glasses are $90 minimum.
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This isn’t my strong suit - but I’d think glassy doesn’t get the 60 bucks, the retailer does.   Glassy makes whatever they sell them to the retailer for.  Am I wrong about this?
Yeah i don't know much about this either, but retailer usually takes almost half, and also the average price on their sunglasses is more like about $35. But they also sell through their online store. But the cost of manufacturing sunglasses is almost non-existent so the profits are probably still pretty good. And looks like they're doing alright since they have employees and a warehouse. They would have to move like 150 pairs per day to get a million in sales which sounds a bit much but possible I guess?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Murge on May 18, 2019, 05:26:13 AM
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Can someone send the nine club an apology via sinners cameo.com page? We owe them that at least.
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Big spender over here. Your a king amongst men
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I mean..... its 5 bucks.

Yes. I was being sarcastic.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: CHONGO on May 18, 2019, 07:36:18 AM
they love slap
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: BigPants on May 18, 2019, 09:41:51 AM
Slap can be overwhelmingly negative, it's like 80% shitting on anything/everything and 20% discussing things in skateboarding. It's a bummer and it would be a way better forum if there was less of that.

It's also the only hub that I know of for people who are very knowledgeable about skateboarding. Plenty of skate nerds on here, I can't think of a single other place where I can find actual discussion skateboard history / current events.

Easy to hate on Slap, easy to defend it.

I wish the dudes on the 9 Club didn't take the shit talking so personally, it would be a way better look if they just laughed and brushed it off. It clearly gets to them a bit (except Rog maybe, I don't recall ever hearing him get worked up about it). However that's a pretty easy position for me to take considering that I don't have to deal with a fuckton of people on the internet hating on me. I also have been on skateboard messageboards for as long as I've been skating and I'm pretty used to trolls.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Chim Richalds on May 18, 2019, 09:56:26 AM
Slap can be overwhelmingly negative, it's like 80% shitting on anything/everything and 20% discussing things in skateboarding. It's a bummer and it would be a way better forum if there was less of that.

It's also the only hub that I know of for people who are very knowledgeable about skateboarding. Plenty of skate nerds on here, I can't think of a single other place where I can find actual discussion skateboard history / current events.

Easy to hate on Slap, easy to defend it.

I wish the dudes on the 9 Club didn't take the shit talking so personally, it would be a way better look if they just laughed and brushed it off. It clearly gets to them a bit (except Rog maybe, I don't recall ever hearing him get worked up about it). However that's a pretty easy position for me to take considering that I don't have to deal with a fuckton of people on the internet hating on me. I also have been on skateboard messageboards for as long as I've been skating and I'm pretty used to trolls.

Rog was the one who called Slap the worst place on Earth.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: no life on May 18, 2019, 04:56:50 PM
He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 Cutting any individual down based on their skin color and lumping people together based on skin color and disregarding the individual IS racist always and forever period. The whole this and that minority can't be racist because some straight white social justice warrior tranny took a class on underwater lesbian basket weaving does not mean words suddenly change meaning. But it's a free country and that's the point he's free to be racist just own that shit.
people dont just hate straight white people, they hate you because you say stupid shit like this
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Post by: corto on May 18, 2019, 05:09:17 PM
Crob is like an old gipsy woman: Nothing but a blank stare in his eyes until he hears the words "youtube monetization".
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on May 18, 2019, 06:15:56 PM
Hang on, are we not writing anything on our balls now?
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Post by: Francis Xavier on May 18, 2019, 06:16:36 PM
Hang on, are we not writing anything on our balls now?
Yes we are,mail it in
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: BigPants on May 18, 2019, 06:38:03 PM
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Slap can be overwhelmingly negative, it's like 80% shitting on anything/everything and 20% discussing things in skateboarding. It's a bummer and it would be a way better forum if there was less of that.

It's also the only hub that I know of for people who are very knowledgeable about skateboarding. Plenty of skate nerds on here, I can't think of a single other place where I can find actual discussion skateboard history / current events.

Easy to hate on Slap, easy to defend it.

I wish the dudes on the 9 Club didn't take the shit talking so personally, it would be a way better look if they just laughed and brushed it off. It clearly gets to them a bit (except Rog maybe, I don't recall ever hearing him get worked up about it). However that's a pretty easy position for me to take considering that I don't have to deal with a fuckton of people on the internet hating on me. I also have been on skateboard messageboards for as long as I've been skating and I'm pretty used to trolls.
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Rog was the one who called Slap the worst place on Earth.
Yeah but I feel like he was just talking shit, not like his feelings were hurt.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Save the dolphin flip on May 19, 2019, 07:16:08 PM
Mike Mo seems like a lovely dude but he’s boring as heck with zero worldview. Just a shallow bro with nothing to say.
gotta agree with this. He comes off very shallow, on some Amerikuh, fuck yeaaah tip
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 19, 2019, 10:01:42 PM
Actually roger said slap is the most negative place in skateboarding.

It made me giggle a little bit because skating is negative pretty much across the board.

The first time I ever got high was at Maximus. That shit was crazy negative. It also was the best shit ever.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: soonbanned on May 20, 2019, 07:54:44 AM
You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned. And now that ya'll are making a big deal out of Monkey staying on the line for an hour to make himself look extremely stupid, let's see how often you see or hear this forum mentioned from here on out. Chris has had enough.
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Post by: tedkootz on May 20, 2019, 07:58:59 AM
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https://youtu.be/K_Ihg_FAr1A


They have a point about this forum being a toxic haven for trolling and shit posting in general. I agree and would love to see more productive convo here but at the same time, regarding steezus' being racist thread reaction, I mean what do you expect when you say something that comes off racist. He probably isn't racist but he did say something that if you substitute it for any other ethnicity, it would get called out just as much.

 it's a good listen at the very least.


Anyways since I'm on slap, might as well speak in slap language

Eldrigdge is a male version of an air headed bimbo lol get Mike MO on   I prefer his corny south park voices


Am I doing it right slap?
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Get out my face with this lame take

If you come to Slap for "productive convos" you should just focus your account now

I want to talk about TK putting people in the sky and make fun of Jason Jesse's forehead

Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Bristol_Palin on May 20, 2019, 08:04:55 AM
I'd like to skate with Roger.
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Post by: lilboosie on May 20, 2019, 08:11:09 AM
Is stezzus Christ racist ?
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Post by: Trickflip on May 20, 2019, 09:10:36 AM
You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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Post by: morningcommute on May 20, 2019, 10:41:20 AM
Chris has had enough of people complimenting roger and reiterating their disdain for his own lack of of interest in skateboarding or skateboarders.

The buck stops here folks. We’ve gone too far this time. A line has been crossed.
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Post by: sharkin on May 20, 2019, 11:16:41 AM
If chris posted on slap he would have a screen grab of his most gnar'd post in his sig
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Post by: Glurmpz on May 20, 2019, 11:40:18 AM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?

I love this. Come back Budgie!
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Post by: soonbanned on May 20, 2019, 11:59:19 AM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?
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Post by: feedmeseymour on May 20, 2019, 12:03:46 PM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?

the fuck you mean "you people"?
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?
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the fuck you mean "you people"?
YOU, Monkey, Clay, Gay, Francis... you know, the 5 or 6 guys that talk the most and loudest so they think that makes them important.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Glurmpz on May 20, 2019, 12:22:27 PM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?

Regardless if Roger was Budgie, Roger is Budgie.

Shamrock.
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Post by: feedmeseymour on May 20, 2019, 12:22:37 PM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?
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the fuck you mean "you people"?
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YOU, Monkey, Clay, Gay, Francis... you know, the 5 or 6 guys that talk the most and loudest so they think that makes them important.

Strange coincidence, I like those pals. We cherokee.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 20, 2019, 12:25:21 PM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?
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the fuck you mean "you people"?
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YOU, Monkey, Clay, Gay, Francis... you know, the 5 or 6 guys that talk the most and loudest so they think that makes them important.
Steezus put the water bottle filled with vodka down playboy.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Trickflip on May 20, 2019, 01:15:21 PM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?
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the fuck you mean "you people"?
He's racist against Cherokees. Green light on soonbanned
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: lrg straw cap on May 20, 2019, 01:29:00 PM
Wasn’t there a point when Budgie was spamming a bunch of threads about Manchester cupsoles? I just can’t imagine that much effort and pettiness out of Rog.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: ShredLaw on May 20, 2019, 02:05:15 PM
Everything sucks. Unless it has a terrible business model, a cult following and is operating as an anomaly to capitalism...then its just "Rad"
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: element4life on May 20, 2019, 02:15:35 PM
who is soon banned
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Post by: Future Barney on May 20, 2019, 02:59:43 PM
to anyone calling steezus racist... get over yourself. sensitive ass white people. Ya'll cant handle the slightest bit of criticism. If your first reaction is to cry "he's racist" and you are white, you might want to check your priveledge. A black man talking about how white people suck is not racist. White people do suck. Get over it. Also, if you're white, you're probably racist in some way, or at the very least you've contributed and supported a racist system. Deal with it and move forward, and quit being such a coward.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: tronic on May 20, 2019, 03:14:11 PM
You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned. And now that ya'll are making a big deal out of Monkey staying on the line for an hour to make himself look extremely stupid, let's see how often you see or hear this forum mentioned from here on out. Chris has had enough.

Soonbanned is Chris Roberts.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: tronic on May 20, 2019, 03:21:49 PM
Actually roger said slap is the most negative place in skateboarding.

It made me giggle a little bit because skating is negative pretty much across the board.

The first time I ever got high was at Maximus. That shit was crazy negative. It also was the best shit ever.

Well said, Dustwardprez.   :)   
It is unfortunate that Roger is upriver now.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: h00man on May 20, 2019, 03:55:53 PM
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You have yourselves talked into thinking Roger would ever remotely fuck with this place. Not sure what you're listening to but he rolls his eyes and says how bad this place sucks every time it gets mentioned.
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Have you ever heard of the account Budgie Lasek?
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You mean the account you people have convinced yourself was Roger in spite of logic and context?
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the fuck you mean "you people"?
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YOU, Monkey, Clay, Gay, Francis... you know, the 5 or 6 guys that talk the most and loudest so they think that makes them important.

They're pretty important in my opinion
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: element4life on May 20, 2019, 03:57:49 PM
to anyone calling steezus racist... get over yourself. sensitive ass white people. Ya'll cant handle the slightest bit of criticism. If your first reaction is to cry "he's racist" and you are white, you might want to check your priveledge. A black man talking about how white people suck is not racist. White people do suck. Get over it. Also, if you're white, you're probably racist in some way, or at the very least you've contributed and supported a racist system. Deal with it and move forward, and quit being such a coward.

so if white people are inherently racist wouldn't they be pretty qualified to call out other racists?
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: CAPTAIN NOBODY on May 20, 2019, 04:01:07 PM
That Sanchenzo caller sounded like a fucking moron. Let the dudes talk.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: cockfightchamp on May 20, 2019, 04:16:11 PM
i think the nine inch may have been attempting to reverse troll, cause they could have just edited monkeys phonecall out right? (which by the way was an excellent ending to shit on thier little celebration, bravo) maybe they want their youtube army to attack us by them talkin shit on us.

soonbanned could even be a paypig for them, givin hunnid dollar donations like crob finna hit some anal orgasm cum in mouth goal, and he feels like hes invested in them and hes gotta protect daddy crob.

or he actually is chris or someone, if thats the case then post a dick fuccboi so i can tell which one you are. yes i would be able to tell from dick alone.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: element4life on May 20, 2019, 04:17:51 PM
kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Austen Seaholmes on May 20, 2019, 04:35:40 PM
to anyone calling steezus racist... get over yourself. sensitive ass white people. Ya'll cant handle the slightest bit of criticism. If your first reaction is to cry "he's racist" and you are white, you might want to check your priveledge. A black man talking about how white people suck is not racist. White people do suck. Get over it. Also, if you're white, you're probably racist in some way, or at the very least you've contributed and supported a racist system. Deal with it and move forward, and quit being such a coward.
when is talking shit for dgk being too white the same as talking about how white people suck? sucky people exist in all races. I'm sure the next line will be that black people cannot be racist or that white people cannot not be racist. If only the world was this black and white(pun intended).
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: cockfightchamp on May 20, 2019, 04:36:40 PM
kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
probly smells fucking horrible too
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Post by: lilboosie on May 20, 2019, 04:40:26 PM
Is steezus Christ racist ?
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Post by: element4life on May 20, 2019, 04:46:10 PM
love thy neighbor as thyself unless your neighbor is white
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 20, 2019, 04:55:54 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too

Super long head and super short shaft
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 20, 2019, 05:00:41 PM
Is steezus Christ racist ?

For sure. The next pro candle flavor is called kill whitey. It smells like flaming Bologna.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 20, 2019, 05:34:47 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
All foreskin
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Bony cawk on May 20, 2019, 06:02:27 PM
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 20, 2019, 07:31:55 PM
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.

I second that. Don’t kill your self.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Sammich on May 20, 2019, 07:36:16 PM
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I don't get the ''wouldn't say it to someones face'' argument. No shit most people have enough common decency not to say random negative comments to a random person's face, but they still say it behind their back. Message boards don't create hate, they just give you a chance to see what people really think which might burst your bubble if you lack the self-awareness.
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While I agree that there are some toxic opinions being shared and trolls, but I think there's room in the skate industry for some kind of discourse and criticism. If there was an actual newspaper which reported on some of the bullshit happening around the industry, I'm sure everyone would hate them as well. There isn't, so we're just fed a narrative that everyone is a legend, every part is sick, and no one is getting screwed over.

Checks and balances!
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 20, 2019, 07:45:43 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Ayanami on May 20, 2019, 08:08:35 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 20, 2019, 08:16:37 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
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idk dude seems pretty enticing.

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 20, 2019, 08:37:33 PM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: SodaJerk on May 21, 2019, 12:16:32 AM
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
Way to make the conversation all about you.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: moonordie on May 21, 2019, 12:44:50 AM
I love the 9 club exp combo, but I totally agree about Eldridge being a bimbo
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Bony cawk on May 21, 2019, 02:17:28 AM
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I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
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Way to make the conversation all about you.

Care to elaborate?
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It’s more of a monologue than a conversation

2 you think I want to talk YOU specifically, Id rather not.

3. Fuck off 
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Bony cawk on May 21, 2019, 02:21:23 AM
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I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
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Way to make the conversation all about you.
[close]

Care to elaborate?
 1.
It’s more of a monologue than a conversation

2 you think I want to talk YOU specifically, Id rather not.

3. Fuck off

I want use my 100th post to tell soda jerk try loggin off for a little while.  Might do you some good mr. jerk
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: element4life on May 21, 2019, 04:04:19 AM
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression 

Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.

ok
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: sharkin on May 21, 2019, 04:26:26 AM
Is steezus Christ racist ?
He may have been but the thread was deleted so he definitely isn’t now.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 21, 2019, 04:30:13 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: SodaJerk on May 21, 2019, 05:11:50 AM
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I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
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Way to make the conversation all about you.
[close]

Care to elaborate?
 1.
It’s more of a monologue than a conversation

2 you think I want to talk YOU specifically, Id rather not.

3. Fuck off
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I want use my 100th post to tell soda jerk try loggin off for a little while.  Might do you some good mr. jerk
(https://i.giphy.com/media/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 21, 2019, 08:27:00 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
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Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
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The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: feedmeseymour on May 21, 2019, 09:02:08 AM
YOU, Monkey, Clay, Gay, Francis... you know, the 5 or 6 guys that talk the most and loudest so they think that makes them important.

you guys are being way too loud with your typed words. soonbanned might get upset about kelly's penis head speculation.
(https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.tdT_xe--bfPEjqc_saEjZwAAAA&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 21, 2019, 09:11:20 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
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The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 21, 2019, 09:15:37 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
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Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
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idk dude seems pretty enticing.
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Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
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Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
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The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
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I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: feedmeseymour on May 21, 2019, 09:36:59 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
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The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVJ0Z9pW4AE931Z.jpg)
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Utopos on May 21, 2019, 09:58:52 AM
Shit like what this thread has devolved into is why people hate this place. I am all for talking shit but this is just stupid.
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Trickflip on May 21, 2019, 10:03:56 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
[close]
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
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They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
And they get to split one can of lacroix with it
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 21, 2019, 10:06:36 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
[close]
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
[close]
They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
[close]
And they get to split one can of lacroix with it

In honor of Wade D and Paul Trep and the underlying assumption we can’t handle French names, should we rename it LaCroy a la Spanly 
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Trickflip on May 21, 2019, 10:12:10 AM
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

(https://i.imgur.com/kP90ERj.jpg?1)
[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
[close]
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
[close]
They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
[close]
And they get to split one can of lacroix with it
[close]

In honor of Wade D and Paul Trep and the underlying assumption we can’t handle French names, should we rename it LaCroy a la Spanly
I'm down with LaCrocs, since they are basically the crocs of sodas
Title: Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
Post by: Cool Ceith on May 21, 2019, 10:37:46 AM
Shit like what this thread has devolved into is why people hate this place. I am all for talking shit but this is just stupid.
And the people who stay kinda love it.  ;)