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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Pine on August 01, 2020, 09:30:11 AM
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Not on the team page anymore.
https://dcshoes.com/skate/team/
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Uhoh.
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
Also in a recent interview, John Gardner said T-Funk was the hardest to deal with on the team. Maybe that had something to do with him leaving.
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Prob vans like everyone else
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I like his trick bag, but i don't like his wild hands
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
Also in a recent interview, John Gardner said T-Funk was the hardest to deal with on the team. Maybe that had something to do with him leaving.
He does look like the bully from A Christmas Story
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/lsZvihXXqcrqE/200.gif)
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Who would have thought being a loud mouth prick could get you kicked off. I’m sure There are 20 replacements lined up already
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(https://i.imgur.com/2xggHWX.jpg)
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His ugly ass shoes with terrible colorways didn’t help.
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if true then his shoe contract days are prob done. im assuming the whole industry knows that he's hard to work with. if austyn is too hard to work with to get a proper shoe sponsor then I'm sure t funk will have a hard time as well
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Dude had a really good part in baker 4. Wonder if he got dropped tho. Not unlike DC. Maybe they are phasing out their pro team
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I bet he was up in arms when they broke the news.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
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Cancelled
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I bet he was up in arms when they broke the news.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://content.quiksilver.com/www/2018.dcshoes.com/html/upload/dcshoes_skate/riders/__1504825657_7523_colin-mckay.jpg)
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If true i'd guess with Vans flow or NB, any of the other big brands would seem weird as hell. Maybe even NB is too weird.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://content.quiksilver.com/www/2018.dcshoes.com/html/upload/dcshoes_skate/riders/__1504825657_7523_colin-mckay.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
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maybe all baker riders will get on vans
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/haknXcB.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
DC needs to make scarves for Colin and gloves for T-Funk
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://content.quiksilver.com/www/2018.dcshoes.com/html/upload/dcshoes_skate/riders/__1504825657_7523_colin-mckay.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
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On Vans or #NB?
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T funks my fav skater and dc stands for dogshit company anyway. Dc has no hoes whatsoever
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maybe all baker riders will get on vans
And venture
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maybe all baker riders will get on vans
And venture
Just so you know thats a meth pipe, not a crack pipe.
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fuckin dork couldn’t get his pipes right
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I’m sure any floppy vulcs work for T funk.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/xBoZd9e.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
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imagine if 10/10 had that neck
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/haknXcB.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
DC needs to make scarves for Colin and gloves for T-Funk
I was hoping this would become a stying on you. Thanks for doing that. Almost didn't notice.
Also TFunk is the first thing I see when I follow the OPs link to the DC Team page
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/3gbzK2d.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
DC needs to make scarves for Colin and gloves for T-Funk
I was hoping this would become a stying on you. Thanks for doing that. Almost didn't notice.
Also TFunk is the first thing I see when I follow the OPs link to the DC Team page
I saw that, too. He's the thumbnail of the video on the team page
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What happened to Matt Miller though?! I know he does the real estate thing but also off DC? I'm getting old.
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What happened to Matt Miller though?! I know he does the real estate thing but also off DC? I'm getting old.
He's been of for a bit. I think he left on his own accord, or at least that's how it seemed
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/3gbzK2d.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
DC needs to make scarves for Colin and gloves for T-Funk
I was hoping this would become a stying on you. Thanks for doing that. Almost didn't notice.
Also TFunk is the first thing I see when I follow the OPs link to the DC Team page
I saw that, too. He's the thumbnail of the video on the team page
I see what you are doing and I am here for it. lol
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/hD8bTGK.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
DC needs to make scarves for Colin and gloves for T-Funk
I was hoping this would become a stying on you. Thanks for doing that. Almost didn't notice.
Also TFunk is the first thing I see when I follow the OPs link to the DC Team page
I saw that, too. He's the thumbnail of the video on the team page
I see what you are doing and I am here for it. lol
I'm just worried about where T-Funk is going to end up!
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maybe all baker riders will get on vans
And venture
Just so you know thats a meth pipe, not a crack pipe.
Just break the glass ball fill it with chore.
Every thing is a crack pipe. And everything slightly white in the carpet that melts could be a hit.
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(https://i.imgur.com/5so9pqQ.jpg)
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Now put him in the mosh pit.
I was hoping that the picture of him pushing on the flat his helmet would grow taller too
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Sounds like T-Funk became De-functed
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hope he is of professional skating, can't stand the Funk yuck
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He’s still on, he has a color way of a new shoe coming out the start of next year
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I like his trick bag, but i don't like his wild hands
Safety hands.
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Can someone turn colin mckay's long as neck into a crack pipe with his head as the bowl
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/xBoZd9e.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
funked T-Fuck’s mom
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Can someone turn colin mckay's long as neck into a crack pipe with his head as the bowl
Looking like a brontosaurus.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://i.imgur.com/JtqHdez.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
funked T-Fuck’s mom
Show some respect, please
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maybe all baker riders will get on vans
And venture
Just so you know thats a meth pipe, not a crack pipe.
Just break the glass ball fill it with chore.
Every thing is a crack pipe. And everything slightly white in the carpet that melts could be a hit.
See this guy gets it
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New pro for British Knights
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It would be funny if he went to Emerica.
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He’s still on, he has a color way of a new shoe coming out the start of next year
bold first post
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Wu-Tang: Protect ya neck
Colin McKay: *sweats profusely*
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if true then his shoe contract days are prob done. im assuming the whole industry knows that he's hard to work with. if austyn is too hard to work with to get a proper shoe sponsor then I'm sure t funk will have a hard time as well
Idk man i feel like t funk has some growing up to do. A couple years can make a big difference in terms of maturity
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Guys... stfu for a minute, and get it together. How can you even give a fuck about T-funk when you got Colin’s freakishly long neck starring you straight in the fucking face?
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Guys... stfu for a minute, and get it together. How can you even give a fuck about T-funk when you got Colin’s freakishly long neck starring you straight in the fucking face?
Sword swallowing is nothing to him .
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the tech
(https://i.etsystatic.com/18405839/r/il/e8d8ce/2235760731/il_1588xN.2235760731_fghz.jpg)
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Collin's would be nothing but diamond studded DC rings
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ6GALEqVckfjEK-rbgkEssgJqH90wDFq57aw&usqp=CAU)
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Guys... stfu for a minute, and get it together. How can you even give a fuck about T-funk when you got Colin’s freakishly long neck starring you straight in the fucking face?
The og glizzy gladiator
Sword swallowing is nothing to him .
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The kid looks like a ginger Ben Giley. I can't unsee it.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50179010008_f4276fdefc_b.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
funked T-Fuck’s mom
Show some respect, please
I agree, Colin Mc Kay is a legend and overall great dude. He shouldn't be reduced to his neck just because it's quite long and strong.
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(https://i.ibb.co/x8JpNPm/10way.jpg)
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://content.quiksilver.com/www/2018.dcshoes.com/html/upload/dcshoes_skate/riders/__1504825657_7523_colin-mckay.jpg)
(https://nofilmschool.com/sites/default/files/styles/facebook/public/rango-1200-1200-675-675-crop-000000.jpg?itok=2rM2ecZ3)
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(https://i.ibb.co/x8JpNPm/10way.jpg)
A true dickhead!
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
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If I only had Photoshop, we wouldn't make it past page three without a daddy long neck/ Colin shop.
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If I only had Photoshop, we wouldn't make it past page three without a daddy long neck/ Colin shop.
You can legally download it for free nowadays.
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
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His mom just got a big promotion at Dunder Mifflin so he doesn’t need DC anymore.
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wow that neck
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/o7jv6Rr5bIyoN3iHlDKBctEGFhVCA_VU2W9walgAFtmm0JcxM1CNvEw9lC_BXENNj6TyJqlDhtogyi0L2MTo7en8dLXocppNMJyJdeMMdKU)
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His mom just got a big promotion at Dunder Mifflin so he doesn’t need DC anymore.
This is made me giggle and i wish i could gnar you for it
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Bbbbbbbbrrrrrrr!!!! Is that fucking wide neck! He don’t want no smoke!
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50179010008_f4276fdefc_b.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
funked T-Fuck’s mom
Show some respect, please
I agree, Colin Mc Kay is a legend and overall great dude. He shouldn't be reduced to his neck just because it's quite long and strong.
This is not funny.
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50179010008_f4276fdefc_b.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
funked T-Fuck’s mom
Show some respect, please
I agree, Colin Mc Kay is a legend and overall great dude. He shouldn't be reduced to his neck just because it's quite long and strong.
This is not funny.
Guarantee james fardy has a long ass neck
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
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colin mckays neck is distractingly long
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50179010008_f4276fdefc_b.jpg)
Yoooooo, how is this even real?
How can we talk about anything else when we got this giraffe necked motherfucker gracing this page?
He is NOT a motherfucker
Maybe he fucked T-Funk's mom, and that's why he's of
funked T-Fuck’s mom
Show some respect, please
I agree, Colin Mc Kay is a legend and overall great dude. He shouldn't be reduced to his neck just because it's quite long and strong.
This is not funny.
Guarantee james fardy has a long ass neck
Stop, Please. This is so Gosh damn offensive. I’m asking you.
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Did they pull the kremer 2?
Doesn’t show up in the shoe line.
Too bad, that was their best looking shoe
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I bet he was up in arms when they broke the news.
Amazing.
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
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There, I had some free time this morning.
COLIN NECKAY
edit: please don't sue/kill me Danny Way
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/117122907_1497397497134918_7956137765367797042_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=-FtBv0nRZa4AX9O8OrW&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=9ba4280624f067a790d6aaf31994494e&oe=5F4D6154)
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There, I had some free time this morning.
COLIN NECKAY
edit: please don't sue/kill me Danny Way
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/117122907_1497397497134918_7956137765367797042_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=-FtBv0nRZa4AX9O8OrW&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=9ba4280624f067a790d6aaf31994494e&oe=5F4D6154)
Gnard. Better than I ever imagined.
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Alright you fucking dorks - While you were all obsessing over colon's neck as per classic slap (tangent threads so far off the og subject), I was wasting my life away on instagram and stumbled across this account.
https://instagram.com/enzokur?igshid=16vlypsrckvf8
His story is only up for three more hours but I took a screen shot, pretty sure tfunk is wearing slipons based on where the vans tag would be and the classic line around the sole.
Prove me wrong.
https://imgur.com/gallery/eDZPrMv
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Damn vans did just put out shoes like that. I dont think he will get fully on, probably just incentives and shit.
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Alright you fucking dorks - While you were all obsessing over colon's neck as per classic slap (tangent threads so far off the og subject), I was wasting my life away on instagram and stumbled across this account.
https://instagram.com/enzokur?igshid=16vlypsrckvf8
His story is only up for three more hours but I took a screen shot, pretty sure tfunk is wearing slipons based on where the vans tag would be and the classic line around the sole.
Prove me wrong.
https://imgur.com/gallery/eDZPrMv
It is vans pro slip on, the black stripe and toe bumper vulc wrap gave it away. Dam to think DC just gave him a shoe recently.
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(https://i.imgur.com/niWfIGo.jpg)
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McKay vs Provost for longest neck
Angel Ramirez vs Cab for shortest
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Alright you fucking dorks - While you were all obsessing over colon's neck as per classic slap (tangent threads so far off the og subject), I was wasting my life away on instagram and stumbled across this account.
https://instagram.com/enzokur?igshid=16vlypsrckvf8
His story is only up for three more hours but I took a screen shot, pretty sure tfunk is wearing slipons based on where the vans tag would be and the classic line around the sole.
Prove me wrong.
https://imgur.com/gallery/eDZPrMv
It is vans pro slip on, the black stripe and toe bumper vulc wrap gave it away. Dam to think DC just gave him a shoe recently.
(https://i.imgur.com/YDYBdef.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WjgXqEC.jpeg)
Someone said it was because of Chase Webb but offered no proof to back this up
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What happened to Matt Miller though?! I know he does the real estate thing but also off DC? I'm getting old.
Man, Matt Miller was so under appreciated in his prime
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What happened to Matt Miller though?! I know he does the real estate thing but also off DC? I'm getting old.
Man, Matt Miller was so under appreciated in his prime
That last part he put out was flawless.
Huge fan now. Dc is blowing it
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
That's not really talking shit on him. Sounds like a subtle hint for him to buck his ideas up. But if he's a dick then maybe he took it personally rather than as a piece of advice
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
That's not really talking shit on him. Sounds like a subtle hint for him to buck his ideas up. But if he's a dick then maybe he took it personally rather than as a piece of advice
I thought it read like he is one of those dudes who is just a constant pest to everyone around, but in a funny way so he's enjoyable to be around, but now and again he just needs a good kick in the arse to keep him in line.
Its not like he's been called out repeatedly on the bunt or anything.
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
That's not really talking shit on him. Sounds like a subtle hint for him to buck his ideas up. But if he's a dick then maybe he took it personally rather than as a piece of advice
I thought it read like he is one of those dudes who is just a constant pest to everyone around, but in a funny way so he's enjoyable to be around, but now and again he just needs a good kick in the arse to keep him in line.
Its not like he's been called out repeatedly on the bunt or anything.
*cough* Manchild *cough*
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
That's not really talking shit on him. Sounds like a subtle hint for him to buck his ideas up. But if he's a dick then maybe he took it personally rather than as a piece of advice
I thought it read like he is one of those dudes who is just a constant pest to everyone around, but in a funny way so he's enjoyable to be around, but now and again he just needs a good kick in the arse to keep him in line.
Its not like he's been called out repeatedly on the bunt or anything.
Elissa intimated he sucks in the Baker 4 article as well. In videos he’s looks and acts like a shitty 15 year old, but then you realize he’s like 20
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All she said was that her younger relative thought he was mean, and said that he has an anger in him.
I always found it a bit weird when you see him wrestling with Kader and Zach Allen...
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
Also in a recent interview, John Gardner said T-Funk was the hardest to deal with on the team. Maybe that had something to do with him leaving.
He does look like the bully from A Christmas Story
SCUT FARGUS !!!! spot on
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T-Funk is Dennis the Menace and The Problem Child personified... I wouldn't expect him to be anything less than terrible.
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
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Goblin McKay chomps pills like pac man.
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lol yes!
Edit: Watson's had me dying ten fold but you're both funny chaps. Oh and T-funk yuck!
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McKay vs Provost for longest neck
Angel Ramirez vs Cab for shortest
Fuck yeah! A complete and total “neck off”!
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I met T-Funk and a bunch of the other Independent team last summer and T-Funk stood out as the biggest douche. Honestly Pedro was literally the only guy on there who didn’t act like a pompous asshole.
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lol yes!
Edit: Watson's had me dying ten fold but you're both funny chaps. Oh and T-funk yuck!
one of the aliens who made the clone troopers in episode 2
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vans i bet
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Sounds like T-Funk became De-functed
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So what’s the retail move here? Every colorway of his shoe hit sale racks. Do they pay you to take them?
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Sounds like T-Funk became De-functed
De-funct would have been funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_S46UZUtHg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_S46UZUtHg)
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So what’s the retail move here? Every colorway of his shoe hit sale racks. Do they pay you to take them?
I don’t get the issue. It’s not like an Anthony Davis Pelicans jersey. Is it that hard to sell a shoe if the rider doesn’t ride for them (assuming there’s no contractual reason they cant)
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Sounds like T-Funk became De-functed
De-funct would have been funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_S46UZUtHg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_S46UZUtHg)
That video part was insanely good. Watching T-Funk push is sick. He pushes like a bat out of hell
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lol yes!
Edit: Watson's had me dying ten fold but you're both funny chaps. Oh and T-funk yuck!
one of the aliens who made the clone troopers in episode 2
fucking goomba looking mothafucka
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wouldn't surprise me the least if he got on vans
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
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Instead of getting on Vans, I wish someone would chuck T-Funk in the river
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
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So what’s the retail move here? Every colorway of his shoe hit sale racks. Do they pay you to take them?
I don’t get the issue. It’s not like an Anthony Davis Pelicans jersey. Is it that hard to sell a shoe if the rider doesn’t ride for them (assuming there’s no contractual reason they cant)
I don’t get it either. Like if Emerica was selling tons of Reynolds, just change the name and keep selling them. How many people are really buying skate shoes for the name?
Flip side of that is skaters are so into looking like other skaters it could fail miserably.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
That's not really talking shit on him. Sounds like a subtle hint for him to buck his ideas up. But if he's a dick then maybe he took it personally rather than as a piece of advice
I thought it read like he is one of those dudes who is just a constant pest to everyone around, but in a funny way so he's enjoyable to be around, but now and again he just needs a good kick in the arse to keep him in line.
Its not like he's been called out repeatedly on the bunt or anything.
Elissa intimated he sucks in the Baker 4 article as well. In videos he’s looks and acts like a shitty 15 year old, but then you realize he’s like 20
When you’re as old as me, the difference between 15 and 20 might as well be the difference between 64 and 65.
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Vans actually seems like a more appropriate spot for him then DC. I could see him following boss/kader over there.
unless there's some real ugly shit in his closet that we don't know about then i don't think there is any chance at being dropped.
Lol at people thinking he got dropped just for being a jerk/douche bag. Skate teams would be barren if they abided by those limits.
He and Tom Remillard are the only two that people seem to go out of their way to mention that they are horrid
In what way is he a turd?
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He probably quit when he saw his TM talking shit on him in Thrasher ?
what did the TM say?
Thrasher : On the flip side of that, is there anybody who is difficult to work with?
JG: I think the person who can be the most difficult is T-Funk. But not in a way that I don’t enjoy being around him. He challenges me in the best ways and teaches me to be more patient. He’s a really good dude and maybe just a bit misunderstood.
That's not really talking shit on him. Sounds like a subtle hint for him to buck his ideas up. But if he's a dick then maybe he took it personally rather than as a piece of advice
I thought it read like he is one of those dudes who is just a constant pest to everyone around, but in a funny way so he's enjoyable to be around, but now and again he just needs a good kick in the arse to keep him in line.
Its not like he's been called out repeatedly on the bunt or anything.
Elissa intimated he sucks in the Baker 4 article as well. In videos he’s looks and acts like a shitty 15 year old, but then you realize he’s like 20
When you’re as old as me, the difference between 15 and 20 might as well be the difference between 64 and 65.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
Austyn's not even 30 yet, I don't think
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Vans has way too big of a team. There's so many people trying to get on, it's getting ridiculous
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Vans going the nike route and just adding everyone on flow. Gross
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Although I tried to act flash on a previous page guessing he might be on Vans, I really hope he isn't. He does some cool things here and there but seems quite 'trend hoppy', don't get me wrong, he's alright to watch but doesn't seem all that authentic to me. I dunno, maybe I just feel like he never properly grew into his own style, just seems like an amalgemation of instagram kids channeled into one greasy baker dude.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
Did you have double knee surgery?
It doesn't look like it's effected Austyn at all. My guess is that his Former part will be a sponsor me tape for Vans.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Jerry is obviously done as a professional skateboarder, but they might pay him a little. The Sci-Fi x Vans collab was very popular.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
Did you have double knee surgery?
It doesn't look like it's effected Austyn at all. My guess is that his Former part will be a sponsor me tape for Vans.
That is what I am hoping for. The thing with Hsu & Gillette is they are timeless in terms of style and what they have done in skateboarding. Both are always working on other projects outside of skateboarding that garner interest. I will bet first one to admit I think Scifi Fantasy is bland and silly, but it sells and hits a market. Hsu could get on a film 45 seconds a people would lose their minds. Gillette; full part or a wild welcome clip.
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
Did you have double knee surgery?
It doesn't look like it's effected Austyn at all. My guess is that his Former part will be a sponsor me tape for Vans.
That is what I am hoping for. The thing with Hsu & Gillette is they are timeless in terms of style and what they have done in skateboarding. Both are always working on other projects outside of skateboarding that garner interest. I will bet first one to admit I think Scifi Fantasy is bland and silly, but it sells and hits a market. Hsu could get on a film 45 seconds a people would lose their minds. Gillette; full part or a wild welcome clip.
Can he just be on with out the need for calling out for a welcome clip or a full part?
I Am Furious There Was No Welcome To Vans Corey Glick Part.
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I heard that DC is going through some shit rn. No idea how credible that rumor is
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I heard that DC is going through some shit rn. No idea how credible that rumor is
DWays murder charge finally catching up to him
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
Also in a recent interview, John Gardner said T-Funk was the hardest to deal with on the team. Maybe that had something to do with him leaving.
lol
or his contract was up...
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
Did you have double knee surgery?
It doesn't look like it's effected Austyn at all. My guess is that his Former part will be a sponsor me tape for Vans.
That is what I am hoping for. The thing with Hsu & Gillette is they are timeless in terms of style and what they have done in skateboarding. Both are always working on other projects outside of skateboarding that garner interest. I will bet first one to admit I think Scifi Fantasy is bland and silly, but it sells and hits a market. Hsu could get on a film 45 seconds a people would lose their minds. Gillette; full part or a wild welcome clip.
Can he just be on with out the need for calling out for a welcome clip or a full part?
I Am Furious There Was No Welcome To Vans Corey Glick Part.
me too but i heard they’re working on something. corey deserves vans money
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
Also in a recent interview, John Gardner said T-Funk was the hardest to deal with on the team. Maybe that had something to do with him leaving.
lol
or his contract was up...
Yeah the difference with stevie and tfunk is they actively took him off because he was def on there...
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I’m always wary of website team lists, I think most companies neglect them since they don’t get as much traffic as they did pre social media. Stevie isn’t on the team page, but he still has a million colorways of two different variations of his shoe for sale on their store page. Also John Gardner is still on the team page even though he’s technically not in the team anymore since he was bumped to TM.
Also in a recent interview, John Gardner said T-Funk was the hardest to deal with on the team. Maybe that had something to do with him leaving.
lol
or his contract was up...
Yeah the difference with stevie and tfunk is they actively took him off because he was def on there...
stevies shoe is about legacy and sales, nothing to do with the traditional skate "team" construct
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Being on Vans would be sick and make more sense.
However, I wish they would officially put on Austyn & Jerry.
Realistically, how many more years do those two have compared to tfunk? I would also like to see them on but I don't think its happening.
austyns younger than i am so i hope he’s got another ten years or so in him. if not, that’s fuckin depressing.
Did you have double knee surgery?
It doesn't look like it's effected Austyn at all. My guess is that his Former part will be a sponsor me tape for Vans.
That is what I am hoping for. The thing with Hsu & Gillette is they are timeless in terms of style and what they have done in skateboarding. Both are always working on other projects outside of skateboarding that garner interest. I will bet first one to admit I think Scifi Fantasy is bland and silly, but it sells and hits a market. Hsu could get on a film 45 seconds a people would lose their minds. Gillette; full part or a wild welcome clip.
Can he just be on with out the need for calling out for a welcome clip or a full part?
I Am Furious There Was No Welcome To Vans Corey Glick Part.
me too but i heard they’re working on something. corey deserves vans money
I'm not actually furious or care that there isn't a welcome clip. Corey has been fully on Vans and getting paid from Vans for almost 2 years now.
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I'd just like to reiterate my wish for T-Funk to be thrown in a river and be done with him
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Moving forward, I'm going to have to make more of a concerted effort to avoid seeing any T-Funk media. Looking down at my shoes, which are often Vans, and being reminded of T-Funk would be absolutely tragic.
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
Flow and nothing more. Damn man you really hate that kid don’t you.
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
Flow and nothing more. Damn man you really hate that kid don’t you.
Those Sandlot vibes brah.
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You guys are so mean
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t funk is the worst
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t funk is the worst best!
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I loved Transworld Substance Tfunk
not that much into Safety Hands Tfunk
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Look it's one thing to not like his style or his attitude but how are you guys gonna sit here and act like he doesn't rip on a skateboard? Seriously?
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
It's not his fault he's a ginger
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Man, I just know I’m gonna collect a a bunch of hate for this, but fuck it... I’m going on record as saying I really enjoy T-Funk’s skating, and I actually LIKE the safety hands. I think it looks funny to me & damn it, I like funny looking.
Plus, hands or no hands, the gnar factor is undeniable.
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
Kids fucking love him, too.
Because they think he’s 12.
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
The bigger shame is that back knee collapsing inward and arms over the head every time he does anything more than ollie off a curb. Makes his footage pretty not fun to watch, for as wild as it is.
But sure, give him money to skateboard I guess.
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t funk is the worst best mmmmmmm meh i mean take it or leave it sure why not hey theres plenty of pie for everyone so give him a fork and tell him to have a couple bites but watch out its hot!
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I also enjoy his skating
He did a cool fs wall ride at the dime glory challenge in 2018 but I havent followed his footage enough to pass judgement. They also extended the gap to 18 feet and ishod did that frontside so meh
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i like when he does a ollie going downhill fast and slaps his tail down i tried it once and slipped the hell on my ass so i guess i'm on the hate train for this one
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
The bigger shame is that back knee collapsing inward and arms over the head every time he does anything more than ollie off a curb. Makes his footage pretty not fun to watch, for as wild as it is.
But sure, give him money to skateboard I guess.
so, to sum it up;
legends hate him (steamer)
TM's hate him (as mentioned multiple times)
he has bad style (see above points)
but sure, he totally fits in the vans van.
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T-Funk peaked in 2015
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
The bigger shame is that back knee collapsing inward and arms over the head every time he does anything more than ollie off a curb. Makes his footage pretty not fun to watch, for as wild as it is.
But sure, give him money to skateboard I guess.
so, to sum it up;
legends hate him (steamer)
TM's hate him (as mentioned multiple times)
he has bad style (see above points)
but sure, he totally fits in the vans van.
Baker passed on Nick Merlino for being too fucking annoying but took T-Funk so he can't be that bad
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As talented as T Funk is I would be impressed by him walking up those steps. Would be like Frodo walking up Mordor
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In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.
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In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.
So, he's going to have one of the most popular skateshoes of all-time with his next sponsor?
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In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.
So, he's going to have one of the most popular skateshoes of all-time with his next sponsor?
Be patient....
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
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Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
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Man, I just know I’m gonna collect a a bunch of hate for this, but fuck it... I’m going on record as saying I really enjoy T-Funk’s skating, and I actually LIKE the safety hands. I think it looks funny to me & damn it, I like funny looking.
Plus, hands or no hands, the gnar factor is undeniable.
People that hate on that and the knees bending are simply against having fun while skateboarding, for them you have to be as still as antwuan doing your tricks or otherwise you're a kook.
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I like T-Funk's skating. I like his trick/spot selection. Decent gnar level (without totally marrying himself to that lane). Style isn't outstanding, but doesn't bother me. Kits are trendy, but not to a terrible degree. The Kader/T-Funk shared part was one of my favourites in Baker 4. I'm too old to idolize a 20 year old, but if I were 14, I'd probably go out of my way to buy his board/shoes/whatever.
I can't speak to the 'he's an asshole' rumors, but if he's not much more of an asshole than the average boy in his teens or early 20's with any kind of money or notoriety, I do not care.
He might not get a pro model on the bigger brands, but he definitely deserves to get paid by a shoe sponsor. His DC pro model just looked like a Converse All Star in footage, so I guess Cons could be a fit. Vans seems most likely, especially with the Baker connections, and with them now just wanting 896 skaters on the team for whatever reason. He's not my favourite or anything, but I truly don't get how some of you hate this guy so much.
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In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.
So, he's going to have one of the most popular skateshoes of all-time with his next sponsor?
they’re the same height
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/curb-your-enthusiasm/images/1/1f/CYE_APRoyalOak.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110807210003)
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Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
How you guys gonna bash T-Funk's style and then say you like Kadow?
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
Too bad his name's not Patrick or Paul. P-funk >t-funk.
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Too bad his name's not Patrick or Paul. P-funk >t-funk.
Pristan
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I love to skate his hi shoe with footprint elites, so I really hope DC will continue make them with different name and plain black-white colourways.
Don't have that strong opinion about the guy, I guess he's into punk rock which is always cool for sure.
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I love to skate his hi shoe with footprint elites, so I really hope DC will continue make them with different name and plain black-white colourways.
Don't have that strong opinion about the guy, I guess he's into punk rock which is always cool for sure.
They're on sale on the DC site right now.
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I like T-Funk's skating. I like his trick/spot selection. Decent gnar level (without totally marrying himself to that lane). Style isn't outstanding, but doesn't bother me. Kits are trendy, but not to a terrible degree. The Kader/T-Funk shared part was one of my favourites in Baker 4. I'm too old to idolize a 20 year old, but if I were 14, I'd probably go out of my way to buy his board/shoes/whatever.
I can't speak to the 'he's an asshole' rumors, but if he's not much more of an asshole than the average boy in his teens or early 20's with any kind of money or notoriety, I do not care.
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(https://i.imgur.com/JtqHdez.jpg)
When did this thread get derailed about style and behavioral problems?
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/curb-your-enthusiasm/images/1/1f/CYE_APRoyalOak.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110807210003)
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Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
Kadow has horrible style, what are you talking about?
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
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no cap
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Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
Kadow has horrible style, what are you talking about?
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
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LOL
Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
Kadow has horrible style, what are you talking about?
Awful in my opinion, not to mention he seems like he's absolutely miserable to even be skating in all his footage and doesn't have the explosive, excitement factor that T-Funk has.
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/curb-your-enthusiasm/images/1/1f/CYE_APRoyalOak.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110807210003)
LOL
Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
Kadow has horrible style, what are you talking about?
Awful in my opinion, not to mention he seems like he's absolutely miserable to even be skating in all his footage and doesn't have the explosive, excitement factor that T-Funk has.
Both look extremely kooky. Both are relatively entertaining to watch. Both are probably absolute shitheads.
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/curb-your-enthusiasm/images/1/1f/CYE_APRoyalOak.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110807210003)
LOL
Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
Kadow has horrible style, what are you talking about?
Awful in my opinion, not to mention he seems like he's absolutely miserable to even be skating in all his footage and doesn't have the explosive, excitement factor that T-Funk has.
I mean... I'm saying Kadow shouldn't be a pro. But his intro in that early Hockey promo when you see his serial killer eyes was pretty awesome and different. With this surplus of talent these days it takes something more than just that to get some shine. And quite frankly, if you're a shithead you're replaceable.
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
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Little orphan T-Funkhouser
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There should be a curb episode where Larry gets offended by Funkhousers grandson T-Funk and they have a big yelling argument with crazy hand waving in the air. Then sonehow in the end, T-Funks safety hands save Larry from a falling box or something. The writers can iron out the rest.
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/curb-your-enthusiasm/images/1/1f/CYE_APRoyalOak.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110807210003)
LOL
Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.
That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.
Kadow has horrible style, what are you talking about?
Awful in my opinion, not to mention he seems like he's absolutely miserable to even be skating in all his footage and doesn't have the explosive, excitement factor that T-Funk has.
I mean... I'm saying Kadow shouldn't be a pro. But his intro in that early Hockey promo when you see his serial killer eyes was pretty awesome and different. With this surplus of talent these days it takes something more than just that to get some shine. And quite frankly, if you're a shithead you're replaceable.
...ok
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Only a matter of time until Cons or Vans picks him up
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Only a matter of time until Cons or Vans picks him up
Ironically, those are the 2 brands he's been pictured rocking these past couple weeks.
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Could see him on Stride Rite
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Could see him on Stride Rite
(https://i.imgur.com/AbOKS7U.gif)
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What shoe company did Scut Farkus ride for?
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I like T-Funk's skating. I like his trick/spot selection. Decent gnar level (without totally marrying himself to that lane). Style isn't outstanding, but doesn't bother me. Kits are trendy, but not to a terrible degree. The Kader/T-Funk shared part was one of my favourites in Baker 4. I'm too old to idolize a 20 year old, but if I were 14, I'd probably go out of my way to buy his board/shoes/whatever.
I can't speak to the 'he's an asshole' rumors, but if he's not much more of an asshole than the average boy in his teens or early 20's with any kind of money or notoriety, I do not care.
He might not get a pro model on the bigger brands, but he definitely deserves to get paid by a shoe sponsor. His DC pro model just looked like a Converse All Star in footage, so I guess Cons could be a fit. Vans seems most likely, especially with the Baker connections, and with them now just wanting 896 skaters on the team for whatever reason. He's not my favourite or anything, but I truly don't get how some of you hate this guy so much.