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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #150 on: August 07, 2020, 09:44:05 PM »
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
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Flow and nothing more. Damn man you really hate that kid don’t you.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #151 on: August 07, 2020, 09:54:02 PM »
You guys are so mean

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #152 on: August 07, 2020, 09:54:52 PM »
t funk is the worst

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #153 on: August 07, 2020, 10:25:46 PM »

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #154 on: August 08, 2020, 03:30:56 AM »
I loved Transworld Substance Tfunk
not that much into Safety Hands Tfunk

he's still ripping though

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #155 on: August 08, 2020, 07:17:21 AM »
Look it's one thing to not like his style or his attitude but how are you guys gonna sit here and act like he doesn't rip on a skateboard? Seriously?

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #156 on: August 08, 2020, 08:53:50 AM »
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
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You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
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I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.

It's not his fault he's a ginger

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #157 on: August 08, 2020, 09:37:06 AM »
Man, I just know I’m gonna collect a a bunch of hate for this, but fuck it... I’m going on record as saying I really enjoy T-Funk’s skating, and I actually LIKE the safety hands. I think it looks funny to me & damn it, I like funny looking.
Plus, hands or no hands, the gnar factor is undeniable.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #158 on: August 08, 2020, 09:58:09 AM »
I also enjoy his skating
There was an interview with TK, when he was a plumber. He got asked if he gets recognized on the job and his response was "No. Plumbin in disguise." Everyone on SLAP thought he said "put him in the sky"

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #159 on: August 08, 2020, 10:04:15 AM »
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
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You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
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I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
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Kids fucking love him, too.
Because they think he’s 12.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #160 on: August 08, 2020, 12:28:31 PM »
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
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You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
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I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.

The bigger shame is that back knee collapsing inward and arms over the head every time he does anything more than ollie off a curb. Makes his footage pretty not fun to watch, for as wild as it is.

But sure, give him money to skateboard I guess.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #161 on: August 08, 2020, 02:45:24 PM »
yeah see this guy gets it

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #162 on: August 08, 2020, 03:00:38 PM »
i enjoy his skating and his style. safety hands are sick

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #163 on: August 08, 2020, 03:09:06 PM »
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t funk is the worst best mmmmmmm meh i mean take it or leave it sure why not hey theres plenty of pie for everyone so give him a fork and tell him to have a couple bites but watch out its hot!
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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #164 on: August 08, 2020, 04:26:07 PM »
I also enjoy his skating

He did a cool fs wall ride at the dime glory challenge in 2018 but I havent followed his footage enough to pass judgement. They also extended the gap to 18 feet and ishod did that frontside so meh

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #165 on: August 08, 2020, 10:35:40 PM »
i like when he does a ollie going downhill fast and slaps his tail down i tried it once and slipped the hell on my ass so i guess i'm on the hate train for this one

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #166 on: August 08, 2020, 10:51:10 PM »
This cat effing rips safety hands and all I'm a fan punchable face and all.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #167 on: August 10, 2020, 08:22:32 AM »
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
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You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
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I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
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The bigger shame is that back knee collapsing inward and arms over the head every time he does anything more than ollie off a curb. Makes his footage pretty not fun to watch, for as wild as it is.

But sure, give him money to skateboard I guess.

so, to sum it up;

legends hate him (steamer)

TM's hate him (as mentioned multiple times)

he has bad style (see above points)


but sure, he totally fits in the vans van.


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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #168 on: August 10, 2020, 08:24:48 AM »
T-Funk peaked in 2017

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #169 on: August 10, 2020, 08:44:40 AM »
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #170 on: August 10, 2020, 08:59:01 AM »
funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #171 on: August 10, 2020, 10:45:19 AM »
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what does t funk actually add to a team? i can't imagine a kids like, hell yeah, t funks wearing skate highs, imma buy some skate highs. he deserves flow and nothing more.
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You are out of your mind. Have you actually watched how good his skating is?
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I get why people are quick to throw him in a river with no disregard to smothering the boy in suntan lotion and mayonnaise - but his skateboarding is indeed fucking crazy and he’s definitely earned a spot wherever he goes. He also pumps out more footage than a lot of people on the teams he’s on. It’s just a shame he has no soul and will burn in hell for eternity.
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The bigger shame is that back knee collapsing inward and arms over the head every time he does anything more than ollie off a curb. Makes his footage pretty not fun to watch, for as wild as it is.

But sure, give him money to skateboard I guess.
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so, to sum it up;

legends hate him (steamer)

TM's hate him (as mentioned multiple times)

he has bad style (see above points)


but sure, he totally fits in the vans van.

Baker passed on Nick Merlino for being too fucking annoying but took T-Funk so he can't be that bad

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #172 on: August 10, 2020, 10:59:18 AM »
As talented as T Funk is I would be impressed by him walking up those steps. Would be like Frodo walking up Mordor

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #173 on: August 10, 2020, 11:49:12 AM »
In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #174 on: August 10, 2020, 11:50:00 AM »
In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.
So, he's going to have one of the most popular skateshoes of all-time with his next sponsor?

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #175 on: August 10, 2020, 12:12:15 PM »
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In my opinion he’s the next Adrian Lopez.
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So, he's going to have one of the most popular skateshoes of all-time with his next sponsor?

Be patient....

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #176 on: August 10, 2020, 12:31:30 PM »
funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though


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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #177 on: August 10, 2020, 12:43:18 PM »
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funkhouser do be a pretty boss last name though
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LOL

Hate this kid because his name sucks, his nick name sucks, and apparently his attitude sucks.

That's the thing about skating in 2020.... doesn't really matter how good you are because there's 428429 other kids just as good, if not better. That's the interesting thing about being pro these days. Ben Kadow, who is way better than I ever was, shouldn't be a pro, but he's got style. Conversely you got a guy like T FuNk who is much better than Kadow, but I'd rather watch Ben.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #178 on: August 10, 2020, 12:57:13 PM »
Man, I just know I’m gonna collect a a bunch of hate for this, but fuck it... I’m going on record as saying I really enjoy T-Funk’s skating, and I actually LIKE the safety hands. I think it looks funny to me & damn it, I like funny looking.
Plus, hands or no hands, the gnar factor is undeniable.
People that hate on that and the knees bending are simply against having fun while skateboarding, for them you have to be as still as antwuan doing your tricks or otherwise you're a kook.

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Re: T-Funk of DC
« Reply #179 on: August 10, 2020, 01:11:21 PM »
I like T-Funk's skating. I like his trick/spot selection. Decent gnar level (without totally marrying himself to that lane). Style isn't outstanding, but doesn't bother me. Kits are trendy, but not to a terrible degree. The Kader/T-Funk shared part was one of my favourites in Baker 4. I'm too old to idolize a 20 year old, but if I were 14, I'd probably go out of my way to buy his board/shoes/whatever.

I can't speak to the 'he's an asshole' rumors, but if he's not much more of an asshole than the average boy in his teens or early 20's with any kind of money or notoriety, I do not care.

He might not get a pro model on the bigger brands, but he definitely deserves to get paid by a shoe sponsor. His DC pro model just looked like a Converse All Star in footage, so I guess Cons could be a fit. Vans seems most likely, especially with the Baker connections, and with them now just wanting 896 skaters on the team for whatever reason. He's not my favourite or anything, but I truly don't get how some of you hate this guy so much.