Skaters are Zuul, the Gatekeeper.
Unless you are the Keymaster, Vinz Clortho, we have nothing to discuss.
Basically, if you’re not actively awakening/summoning Volguus Zildrohar, known to humans as Gozer the Destructor, than we have nothing further to discuss.
Kindly return to pushing around the parking lot with your two friends.
Or, you could just swallow your unfounded fears & go skate with the big kids. Pretty sure you’ll find them a welcoming group once you stop bitching & start skating.