Author Topic: JERRY HSU ON GRIMPLESTIX (Read 26882 times)

shark tits · « **Reply #60 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:41:44 PM »

Quote from: ungzilla on July 10, 2018, 12:38:42 PM

plural? i knew gerwer had a polydick

his nose counts as a second peni. my man is blessed. grimplestix up in these hoes, watch me cranky watch me roll.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #61 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:44:22 PM »

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plural? i knew gerwer had a polydick
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his nose counts as a second peni. my man is blessed. grimplestix up in these hoes, watch me cranky watch me roll.

She sucked my grimple til' I popped like a pimple

sododgy · « **Reply #62 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:45:47 PM »

Quote from: fs overkrook on July 10, 2018, 11:15:01 AM

Grimple sounds like a british slang term for penis. Can we expect penis shaped cruiser boards in the future?

It sounds like a breakout between the balls and ass.

A grundle pimple.

CRAILFISH TO REVERT · « **Reply #63 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:49:10 PM »

it's social commentary on the severely under represented money bump culture in modern skateboarding as a whole.

FS-OverKOOK · « **Reply #64 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:19:57 PM »

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^but welcome has weird names for their deck shapes so I think it’s a joke about them.
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Frank was also talking about magic and magicians a bunch
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I literally wouldn't know this if someone didn't point it out on one of the instagram clips, but I figure I'd share their findings.
It's a vision nightmare on the one side and a Hosoi hammerhead on the other. So it's named night hammer cause it's just copying both of them. Again, I didn't skate when these boards were popular. My first board was a shorty's Muska silhouette.

But this doesn't fit the narrative that they're mocking small companies...Where do I place my outrage now?

101slasher101 · « **Reply #65 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:30:36 PM »

Quote from: Bristol_Palin on July 10, 2018, 11:03:02 AM

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^but welcome has weird names for their deck shapes so I think it’s a joke about them.
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Frank was also talking about magic and magicians a bunch
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I literally wouldn't know this if someone didn't point it out on one of the instagram clips, but I figure I'd share their findings.
It's a Walker nightmare on the one side and a Hosoi hammerhead on the other. So it's named night hammer cause it's just copying both of them. Again, I didn't skate when these boards were popular. My first board was a shorty's Muska silhouette.

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #66 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:20:51 PM »

Frank rips the Night Hammer during the day...

chipped tail · « **Reply #67 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:33:50 PM »

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grimple has almost 50K followers already. if these fake brands actually take off they wont be fake brands anymore, which im sure DLX is hoping happens. I dont really wanna support any brand where the company owners are sitting at the office laughing about "people are actually buying this stuff"
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Then don't buy...anything

I most certainly wont. My local shop is only getting classic eagle antihero boards and no others from this drop so all the kids near me wont buy one either.

chipped tail · « **Reply #68 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:34:51 PM »

Quote from: fs overkrook on July 10, 2018, 11:15:01 AM

Grimple sounds like a british slang term for penis. Can we expect penis shaped cruiser boards in the future?

The future is now because my dick is shaped like the Nighthammer

jakeumms · « **Reply #69 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:42:50 PM »

Quote from: chipped tail on July 10, 2018, 02:34:51 PM

Quote from: fs overkrook on July 10, 2018, 11:15:01 AM
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Grimple sounds like a british slang term for penis. Can we expect penis shaped cruiser boards in the future?
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The future is now because my dick is shaped like the Nighthammer

Hammerhead on one side and nightmare on the other?

shouldn't · « **Reply #70 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:15:53 PM »

anybody see todd francis's story. 3 'dawg shit' boards already made. a russo, BA and a t mo. they still had the little antihero paper cut on the side though so maybe this is like their next catalog idea as a joke? they're taking it pretty far for just a joke though.

Sad Hippo · « **Reply #71 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:26:29 PM »

You guys are taking this waaaaaaaay too seriously.

puff daddy · « **Reply #72 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:27:47 PM »

Quote from: shouldn't on July 10, 2018, 03:15:53 PM

anybody see todd francis's story. 3 'dawg shit' boards already made. a russo, BA and a t mo. they still had the little antihero paper cut on the side though so maybe this is like their next catalog idea as a joke? they're taking it pretty far for just a joke though.

making instagram pages is taking it too far ?

Zurg · « **Reply #73 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:28:43 PM »

the dawg shit boards actually look pretty sick

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #74 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:32:35 PM »

Quote from: Zurg on July 10, 2018, 03:28:43 PM

the dawg shit boards actually look pretty sick

I just saw it. They do actually look cool. Love how BA is now the leather guy.

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #75 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:34:31 PM »

I'd be interested to see what the Jalopi boards look like, i think it's just Cardiel

Willie · « **Reply #76 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:44:38 PM »

That’s more Gerwer footage than I’ve seen in 3 years so I’m stoked on that.

shark tits · « **Reply #77 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:46:05 PM »

Quote from: Paco Supreme on July 10, 2018, 03:34:31 PM

I'd be interested to see what the Jalopi boards look like, i think it's just Cardiel

one wheel don't roll as good as the others

ballintoohard · « **Reply #78 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:50:35 PM »

is Dawg Shit a jab at FA?

GershonSweaty · « **Reply #79 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:52:32 PM »

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I'd be interested to see what the Jalopi boards look like, i think it's just Cardiel
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one wheel don't roll as good as the others

Jalopi is Cardiel, Grosso and Stranger. The graphics are like fifties cartoons I’m not one hundred percent who they are mocking but they have a roger vibe because it’s like a drawing with a slogan.

GershonSweaty · « **Reply #80 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:53:52 PM »

Quote from: ballintoohard on July 10, 2018, 03:50:35 PM

is Dawg Shit a jab at FA?

Felt like Darkstar to me.

FS-OverKOOK · « **Reply #81 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:21:51 PM »

Quote from: ballintoohard on July 10, 2018, 03:50:35 PM

is Dawg Shit a jab at FA?

maybe it's just creative people doing creative shit that like to mix things up from time to time? Not everything has to be a competition/confrontation. Sure, DLX is huge and have been around for a bunch of years but those companies were started by skaters and are still ran by skaters. Go to any of the DLX company pages and tell me how many of them you can buy shit from? or to get on their mailing to get a black friday discount code for their retail shop?

lampshade · « **Reply #82 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:26:43 PM »

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plural? i knew gerwer had a polydick
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his nose counts as a second peni. my man is blessed. grimplestix up in these hoes, watch me cranky watch me roll.

Like Humpty Hump said, "In the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear."

Burt Ward · « **Reply #83 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:33:53 PM »

I had a dream I was riding a Grimplestix Nighthammer last night. The insta ad campaign is working.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #84 on:** July 10, 2018, 05:22:12 PM »

I feel like you're all fucking with me. They're just Anti Hero graphics you goddamn idiots.

deluxxxe · « **Reply #85 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:40:51 PM »

https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/a79d9716bdbd559f8a016453acd25836/5B479EB9/t50.12441-16/36584404_672480789766255_6140844710544941780_n.mp4

frankie5000 · « **Reply #86 on:** February 12, 2019, 04:14:57 PM »

honey island · « **Reply #87 on:** February 12, 2019, 04:30:45 PM »

jerry hsu welcome to anti hero ad in the may thrasher with julian stranger handwriting scribble with a trick at la high.

now thats a jizz.

Willie · « **Reply #88 on:** February 12, 2019, 04:33:48 PM »

Can't we bring Shark Butthole back?

John Kreese · « **Reply #89 on:** February 12, 2019, 05:13:28 PM »

Shark Butthole never left if it's in your heart.

Author Topic: JERRY HSU ON GRIMPLESTIX (Read 26882 times)

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