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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1680 on: June 17, 2019, 11:36:16 AM »
I just recently noticed that Borra signs all of his comments -sb even though you can clearly see his username anyway :o

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1681 on: June 17, 2019, 11:43:40 AM »
I'll fuckin
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sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1682 on: June 17, 2019, 11:47:53 AM »
Damn those are some swanky napkins what a lucky bastard.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1683 on: June 17, 2019, 01:33:52 PM »
Money or not, that #amexambassador is getting super corny braaaa
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1684 on: June 17, 2019, 01:39:38 PM »
Weck beefing with Neen over cooking salmon lol



That DM wasn't sent my Weck, but yeah, still funny.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1685 on: June 17, 2019, 04:20:02 PM »
Grown men fighting on social media about how to cook salmon

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I also saw him snake a kid with cancer once for some go fund me or some shit.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1686 on: June 19, 2019, 08:51:36 AM »
Grown men fighting on social media about how to cook salmon

arguing about how to cook seems like a pretty perfect thing for grown men to argue about on the internet to me.

for example, if i point out how bbq'n ribs with sauce is wack all these east coast dudes are gonna get triggered and then we can have a great debate about bbq.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1687 on: June 19, 2019, 08:54:22 AM »
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arguing about how to cook seems like a pretty perfect thing for grown men to argue about on the internet to me.

for example, if i point out how bbq'n ribs with sauce is wack all these east coast dudes are gonna get triggered and then we can have a great debate about bbq.

Sauce or no sauce I'm eating

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1688 on: June 19, 2019, 08:57:42 AM »
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Grown men fighting on social media about how to cook salmon
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arguing about how to cook seems like a pretty perfect thing for grown men to argue about on the internet to me.

for example, if i point out how bbq'n ribs with sauce is wack all these east coast dudes are gonna get triggered and then we can have a great debate about bbq.


What do you put on yours? I'm from Texas so I'm intrigued

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1689 on: June 19, 2019, 09:39:17 AM »
Smoke blunts not meats bro.

Jk I love all kinds of BBQ wet, dry, Memphis, Carolina, Texas whatever. I don't know about "west coast" BBQ. Thought y'all were too healthy for that shit.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1690 on: June 19, 2019, 10:01:23 AM »
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Grown men fighting on social media about how to cook salmon
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arguing about how to cook seems like a pretty perfect thing for grown men to argue about on the internet to me.

for example, if i point out how bbq'n ribs with sauce is wack all these east coast dudes are gonna get triggered and then we can have a great debate about bbq.

Aight, fuck it, I’m game.

Enlighten me to why you roll sauceless. Because right now? I’m on the east coast and triggered AF.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1691 on: June 19, 2019, 11:11:12 AM »
Got any good sauce recipes you'd like to share?

#vegan

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1692 on: June 19, 2019, 11:14:53 AM »
Got any good sauce recipes you'd like to share?

#vegan
Ketchup and mustard with a lot of black pepper

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1693 on: June 19, 2019, 11:37:52 AM »
I'll throw my non US 2 cents into the argument with Charlie Mills for bbq...was put onto that stuff by a transplanted Carolina co-worker while in Washington state. Dee-lish.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1694 on: June 19, 2019, 12:19:23 PM »
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Got any good sauce recipes you'd like to share?

#vegan
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Ketchup and mustard with a lot of black pepper
Ketchup, maple syrup, tiny bit of Dijon, salt, pepper, garlic powder, liquid smoke, Worcestershire.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1695 on: June 19, 2019, 12:19:46 PM »
I cant stand getting sauce on my hands. Weird I know.
Always salt n pepp on my ribs and wings.
NO SAUCE BRO!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1696 on: June 19, 2019, 01:55:40 PM »
“If you ain't got sauce you lost. Then again, you can get lost in the sauce.” Sir Gucci
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1697 on: June 20, 2019, 05:26:56 PM »
Koston posted an Insta story earlier of himself on a sailboat, off the coast of Italy, with 2 Hollywood actors. Chris and Danny Masterson, from Malcom in the Middle and That 70’s Show, and an actor named Ben Shulman. All three are deeply entrenched in Scientology, having grown up in the “church”. Frost-man officially flow for L.Ron?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1698 on: June 20, 2019, 06:23:52 PM »
Danny "Kooked out of Hollywood with Multiple Open Rape Investigations" Masterson? Yes he is a toxic orange Scilon. Frosty c'mon, dog.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1699 on: June 20, 2019, 06:47:15 PM »
Koston posted an Insta story earlier of himself on a sailboat, off the coast of Italy, with 2 Hollywood actors. Chris and Danny Masterson, from Malcom in the Middle and That 70’s Show, and an actor named Ben Shulman. All three are deeply entrenched in Scientology, having grown up in the “church”. Frost-man officially flow for L.Ron?


Remive and bearaches BOTH secret propaganda tools for Scientology confirmed.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1700 on: June 20, 2019, 07:46:17 PM »
Danny "Kooked out of Hollywood with Multiple Open Rape Investigations" Masterson? Yes he is a toxic orange Scilon. Frosty c'mon, dog.

Yeah, I was going to say didn’t that guy get accused of some shit a little while back?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1701 on: June 20, 2019, 07:51:21 PM »
surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1702 on: June 20, 2019, 08:01:13 PM »
surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html
don't forget Grecs! But yeah, it looked like Koston and Grecs dipped while Berra stayed firmly attached to scientology's theta nipple

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1703 on: June 20, 2019, 08:21:31 PM »
Greco’s stint in Scientology was just a passing phase, in a life comprised entirely of passing phases.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1704 on: June 20, 2019, 08:26:07 PM »
Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1705 on: June 20, 2019, 09:47:26 PM »
Koston posted an Insta story earlier of himself on a sailboat, off the coast of Italy, with 2 Hollywood actors. Chris and Danny Masterson, from Malcom in the Middle and That 70’s Show, and an actor named Ben Shulman. All three are deeply entrenched in Scientology, having grown up in the “church”. Frost-man officially flow for L.Ron?

Haha Francis from Malcolm in the Middle is a Scientologist? Crazy times
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« Reply #1706 on: June 20, 2019, 10:51:04 PM »
Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.
Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1707 on: June 20, 2019, 11:06:41 PM »
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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.
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Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1708 on: June 21, 2019, 12:45:52 AM »
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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.
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Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..
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He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

You got the same crew of underage chicks following you too?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1709 on: June 21, 2019, 01:10:42 AM »
surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

damn i looked up some of my friends on that site. crazy stuff.