lame instagram posts by pros

[fongool]

surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

don't forget Grecs! But yeah, it looked like Koston and Grecs dipped while Berra stayed firmly attached to scientology's theta nipple

[Soft Boiled]

Greco’s stint in Scientology was just a passing phase, in a life comprised entirely of passing phases.

[GeorgeCostanza]

Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

[Owen]

Koston posted an Insta story earlier of himself on a sailboat, off the coast of Italy, with 2 Hollywood actors. Chris and Danny Masterson, from Malcom in the Middle and That 70’s Show, and an actor named Ben Shulman. All three are deeply entrenched in Scientology, having grown up in the “church”. Frost-man officially flow for L.Ron?

Haha Francis from Malcolm in the Middle is a Scientologist? Crazy times

[Ayanami]

Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

[shrockitis]

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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

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Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

[Owen]

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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

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Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

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He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

You got the same crew of underage chicks following you too?

[WeirdBeach]

surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

damn i looked up some of my friends on that site. crazy stuff.

[euro tm]

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surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

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damn i looked up some of my friends on that site. crazy stuff.

jason lee's. multiple marriage courses.

https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jason-lee.html

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Greco’s stint in Scientology was just a passing phase, in a life comprised entirely of passing phases.

well of course it was, but could you actually imagine Jim and all his madness walking into one of those places?
Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

[Síota]

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Got any good sauce recipes you'd like to share?

#vegan

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Ketchup and mustard with a lot of black pepper

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Ketchup, maple syrup, tiny bit of Dijon, salt, pepper, garlic powder, liquid smoke, Worcestershire.

As above but I use honey instead of maple syrup, and add some soya sauce. The odd time I make it spicy with a random hot sauce or fresh chilli's.

[heckler]

I’m here for more Dane Burman gossip, thanks. He had a post making fun of cherry when it first came out and I said something along the lines of “bold words from a dude whose board and shoe sponsors are on the brink of death” and he got really defensive and commented that I didn’t know what I was talking about.

[Dad you're embarrassing me]

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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

[close]

Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

[close]

He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

I’m not on instagram, but I’ve met Dane a couple of times through mutual friends. It sounds like his social media presence is a pretty accurate reflection of how he comes across in person. Never got the creep vibes, but then again I’m not a 16 year old girl.

[Paul Cicero]

I’m here for more Dane Burman gossip, thanks. He had a post making fun of cherry when it first came out and I said something along the lines of “bold words from a dude whose board and shoe sponsors are on the brink of death” and he got really defensive and commented that I didn’t know what I was talking about.

Link?

[heckler]

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I’m here for more Dane Burman gossip, thanks. He had a post making fun of cherry when it first came out and I said something along the lines of “bold words from a dude whose board and shoe sponsors are on the brink of death” and he got really defensive and commented that I didn’t know what I was talking about.

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Link?

Sorry, but I’m not slogging through five years of Dane Burman to find that one.

[GeorgeCostanza]

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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

[close]

Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

[close]

He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

[close]

I’m not on instagram, but I’ve met Dane a couple of times through mutual friends. It sounds like his social media presence is a pretty accurate reflection of how he comes across in person. Never got the creep vibes, but then again I’m not a 16 year old girl.

When i've met him he's either on his phone or complaining or both

[Giza Butler]

surprisingly, Koston only has 2 Scientology courses(in 2005) under his belt: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html


unsurprisingly, Berra has tons: https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html

   SUPER POWER™ RUNDOWN

[Body Double]

I have friends who have been harassed by Dane via DM multiple times. Real creepy pest vibes. I get the impression a lot of people in back home in Sydney don't like him either.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw1aRr5Bg3F/?igshid=rx079hjw2rrs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxW1E7glNWb/

[slobplant]

I have friends who have been harassed by Dane via DM multiple times. Real creepy pest vibes. I get the impression a lot of people in back home in Sydney don't like him either.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw1aRr5Bg3F/?igshid=rx079hjw2rrs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxW1E7glNWb/

My girlfriends one friend who goes to Penn State told her like 2 weeks ago that some weird skateboarder dude with "a lot of followers" was spam messaging her how beautiful she was and all this other strange shit. Sending her insta posts to her dms with weird emojis. I laughed so hard when I had my girl ask her for the name when she got home and told me about it.

[pizzafliptofakie]

Dane got the ol’ unfollow from me a long time ago. I stumbled upon his Twitter one day and he seemed equally weird and horny there too.

[Sleazy]

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Grown men fighting on social media about how to cook salmon

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arguing about how to cook seems like a pretty perfect thing for grown men to argue about on the internet to me.

for example, if i point out how bbq'n ribs with sauce is wack all these east coast dudes are gonna get triggered and then we can have a great debate about bbq.

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Aight, fuck it, I’m game.

Enlighten me to why you roll sauceless. Because right now? I’m on the east coast and triggered AF.

aaron fraklin is pretty much austin bbq royalty

him explaining how to cook beef ribs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVu_XwLrew



i network in the start up community and i've got a group of people from san diego that come to town from time to time and the are obsessed with austin beef ribs. they cost about 30 a rib but to me they are way better than steak house steaks so it's really not that bad considering those are 40+ usually.

[honey island]

feel like we could start a thread on dane burman -

https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424

[SHIREFLIP]

Dane Burman apparently bullied Josiah Gatlyn off Zero, as well.

[heckler]

That's fine, we've managed quite well without Josiah Gatlyn.

[Ocelot]

Aussies are so funny

They either are unreal shitposters or spend every waking moment tweeting about trump

[Buck Russell]

Got any good sauce recipes you'd like to share?

#vegan

[Ms. Tamzarian]

bro...



also lollll

That's fine, we've managed quite well without Josiah Gatlyn.

[shrockitis]

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Does anyone else just find dane burman's whole instagram presence super lame? It seems like he kind of marketed himself early on as this tough skinned/funny asshole, but now that his career is not that successful he just seems bitter, unable to take jokes, and loves self promo. Giving shit to everyone is funny up until the point where you're doing sponsored posts for hair regrowth brands and are unable to take a joke about it.  I guess he might still be cool to 15 year old south american stair hucking kids though.

[close]

Dude is seriously super lame. I made one comment asking if everything is cool with Forrest and him, and he blocked me. I had a screenshot of him even talking mad amounts of shit to me before he did it. Still don’t understand what I did wrong, and it eats at me everyday..

[close]

He regularly messages underage girls as well. I called him a paedophile in response to a comment he made on some girls instagram and he dm'd me having a go about being called out. I put the messages on my story for a laugh because he was so desperate to justify being a seedy fuck and had at least 5 girls reply saying that he's constantly messaging them, keeping in mind that these girls were like 16-17 at the time. He fucking sucks and should be locked up

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You got the same crew of underage chicks following you too?

I'm not even 20 yet mate I was the same age as these girls when he messaged them

[ballintoohard]

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Greco’s stint in Scientology was just a passing phase, in a life comprised entirely of passing phases.

[close]

well of course it was, but could you actually imagine Jim and all his madness walking into one of those places?
Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

Scientology is often marketed as addiction treatment/prevention to celebrities.  A shit ton of them do a few courses here and there, but never fully commit.