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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1770 on: June 25, 2019, 08:49:11 PM »
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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.
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Is your uncle gost tho?

i bet he can do hamstand

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« Reply #1771 on: June 25, 2019, 09:10:16 PM »
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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.
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i bet he can do hamstand

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« Reply #1772 on: June 25, 2019, 09:21:22 PM »
That vent city podcast is the worst. A bunch of crunchy California people trying too hard to be progressive and woke. Jordan's post came from a good place, no need to put him on blast with that "you're a white cis-male" shit. I like Ryan Lay but I wish he just chilled out and focused on skateboarding. I wasn't aware gays didn't feel safe skating normal parks. Shouldn't they be trying to just be a part of skateboarding without creating these exclusive communities? I have a hard time believing skateboarders give a shit about other skaters sexual orientation these days. And when Kristen Ebeling has semen poured all over her head she knows she must be dead.

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« Reply #1773 on: June 25, 2019, 09:43:02 PM »
That vent city podcast is the worst. A bunch of crunchy California people trying too hard to be progressive and woke. Jordan's post came from a good place, no need to put him on blast with that "you're a white cis-male" shit. I like Ryan Lay but I wish he just chilled out and focused on skateboarding. I wasn't aware gays didn't feel safe skating normal parks. Shouldn't they be trying to just be a part of skateboarding without creating these exclusive communities? I have a hard time believing skateboarders give a shit about other skaters sexual orientation these days. And when Kristen Ebeling has semen poured all over her head she knows she must be dead.

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« Reply #1774 on: June 25, 2019, 10:02:42 PM »
They all live in California and eat granola bro. Ryan Lay reads Gordon Wood and he's all like how do you like them apples and all that Gordon Wood Business. He's the PC principle of Instagram.

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« Reply #1775 on: June 25, 2019, 10:12:16 PM »
They all live in California and eat granola bro. Ryan Lay reads Gordon Wood and he's all like how do you like them apples and all that Gordon Wood Business. He's the PC principle of Instagram.

Granola, bro?! Nooooooooo

Didn't know all those aforementioned cities are in California. Live and learn.

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« Reply #1776 on: June 25, 2019, 10:40:34 PM »




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« Reply #1777 on: June 25, 2019, 11:34:31 PM »


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WHich one of these guys smekks the worst? cant imagine either of them being fresh

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« Reply #1778 on: June 25, 2019, 11:37:00 PM »
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WHich one of these guys smekks the worst? cant imagine either of them being fresh

I can smekk it from here.

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« Reply #1779 on: June 25, 2019, 11:40:25 PM »
They all live in California and eat granola bro. Ryan Lay reads Gordon Wood and he's all like how do you like them apples and all that Gordon Wood Business. He's the PC principle of Instagram.

none of them live in california

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« Reply #1780 on: June 26, 2019, 01:07:32 AM »
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feel like we could start a thread on dane burman -

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I'm pretty down for a dane thread, I'm really not surprised he sends unsolicited dick pics around
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whats up with whole dick pic thing anyways? I just do not understand it.. has anone ever succesfully hooked up due to an unsolicited peen snap?

I was thinking its maybe a youn guns game, a naughty adrenaline rush or whatever and maybe im just too old to get it, then i realised Dane is a few years older than me and that made me dislike him more
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guys think it's ok and girls would like it because they'd be stoked to get unsolicited picks from women
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it's a power thing
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Along with the standard power dynamics, they also have the power to photoshop their wiener.
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Can you imagine spending hours with the pen tool and blending tool to make that look legit? Just to creep some poor girl out, fucking gross.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #1781 on: June 26, 2019, 05:02:50 AM »
Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.

Everything is political. I would also like to hear what else you consider a "bullshit elitist west coast ideology."
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« Reply #1782 on: June 26, 2019, 05:33:39 AM »
Does anyone legitimately listen to vent city? Asking for a friend.

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« Reply #1783 on: June 26, 2019, 06:04:29 AM »
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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.
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Is your uncle gost tho?

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« Reply #1784 on: June 26, 2019, 06:10:20 AM »
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Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.
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Everything is political. I would also like to hear what else you consider a "bullshit elitist west coast ideology."


1) that everything is political
2) that in and out burger is better than shake shack.
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« Reply #1785 on: June 26, 2019, 06:17:56 AM »
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WHich one of these guys smekks the worst? cant imagine either of them being fresh
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I can smekk it from here.
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« Reply #1786 on: June 26, 2019, 06:25:58 AM »
This in particular is a good interpretation of this whole situation.



I'm so glad that JM is coming from a place of love and a desire to bring people together. His heart is in the right place. He just learned something in public, and that is that you have to allow marginalized groups to congregate and not try to shame them for that. I'm white, male, and straight and I'm not going to pretend to know what its like to be anything else. Of course we can all come together and shred. Peace and love y'all.
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« Reply #1787 on: June 26, 2019, 07:08:26 AM »
Does anyone legitimately listen to vent city? Asking for a friend.

i tried once but they kept talking about instagram and their follower count so i gave up

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« Reply #1788 on: June 26, 2019, 07:58:06 AM »
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This in particular is a good interpretation of this whole situation.

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I'm so glad that JM is coming from a place of love and a desire to bring people together. His heart is in the right place. He just learned something in public, and that is that you have to allow marginalized groups to congregate and not try to shame them for that. I'm white, male, and straight and I'm not going to pretend to know what its like to be anything else. Of course we can all come together and shred. Peace and love y'all.
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Well said, also shout out to Rich for his comment because I know he posts on here.

Also comments like this actually help gain understanding. Ryan Lay jumping on twitter going "Lmao look at Jordan Maxham's instagram post" to his like-minded followers does not help, and neither does posting on his story "don't do this white dudes" with no further explanation. Ridiculing and ganging up on well-intentioned people for a lack of nuance is one of the worst characteristics of the extremely online left, it's like c'mon guys not everyone has the same knowledge or understanding as you. Also, I understand the perspective of marginalised people to say "look I shouldn't have to take my time online to explain to people why my lived experiences/trauma/activism matter," that's valid, it's a taxing thing to do and not every LGBTQIA person should have to devote their time online to educating others. But Ryan is positioning himself as an ally, so he's the kind of person who can help educate others on such issues without feeling like he's personally having to validate his own identity/concerns.
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« Reply #1789 on: June 26, 2019, 08:12:26 AM »


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« Reply #1790 on: June 26, 2019, 08:15:06 AM »
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« Reply #1791 on: June 26, 2019, 08:32:14 AM »
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« Reply #1792 on: June 26, 2019, 11:01:06 AM »
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Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.
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Everything is political. I would also like to hear what else you consider a "bullshit elitist west coast ideology."
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1) that everything is political
2) that in and out burger is better than shake shack.


Yeah, skateboarding definitely isn't political. It just is. There's no way it's shaped by society.
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« Reply #1793 on: June 26, 2019, 11:05:39 AM »
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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.
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Either English is not your first language (which is totally chill) and you have shitty ideas about how the human brain works (which is not at all chill) or you are affecting the writing style of someone who is ESL (which is not chill and also racist) and you have shitty ideas (again, not chill.) Either way, enjoy your first kook for your crummy input.

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« Reply #1794 on: June 26, 2019, 11:20:57 AM »
so this is now a lame slap post by pro fanboys thread? can you kids go back to facebook already.

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« Reply #1795 on: June 26, 2019, 11:25:14 AM »
so this is now a lame slap post by pro fanboys thread? can you kids go back to facebook already.
people are arguing over posts from pros and if you're referring to me, I replied to a comment from this same thread so fuck off.

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« Reply #1796 on: June 26, 2019, 11:27:53 AM »
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Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.
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Everything is political. I would also like to hear what else you consider a "bullshit elitist west coast ideology."
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1) that everything is political
2) that in and out burger is better than shake shack.

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Yeah, skateboarding definitely isn't political. It just is. There's no way it's shaped by society.

do you sincerely want a response to this or would you rather just have the last word and i can move on
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« Reply #1797 on: June 26, 2019, 12:33:00 PM »
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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.
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Either English is not your first language (which is totally chill) and you have shitty ideas about how the human brain works (which is not at all chill) or you are affecting the writing style of someone who is ESL (which is not chill and also racist) and you have shitty ideas (again, not chill.) Either way, enjoy your first kook for your crummy input.
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« Reply #1798 on: June 26, 2019, 12:46:20 PM »
alrite im answering allen. and heckler in one shot, and since my original statement has been moved so far from its original posture i am going to also clarify my original stance.   so if you don't want to deal with a diatribe in this thread-- just skip this block of text.


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i disagree with the premise that skateboarding has a shape nor that its "political." i'm pretty sure in another thread i said that the act of skateboarding is radically apolitical.  For the same reasons skateboarding is apoltical, it has no shape. it has no hierarchy, no rules, no dogma, no goals, no objective, no purpose, it doesn't further anything, there are no interests beyond the act itself, there is nothing practical about it.  its just a fun thing to do (and watch).  i'm genuinely curious to know what you think the shape of skateboarding is and whats political about it. is the act of kayaking political?  is playing with dominoes political?  building ships in a bottle?  Fly fishing is dominated by white men-- do women of color need to carve out their own niche in the fly fishing community-- or can they just go fly fishing? 

part 2.
I have no issue with freedom of association.  There is a place in society for men’s barber shops, a place for women’s gyms, a place for gay bars, a place for obese yoga classes.  I generally (there are obviously limits) have no issue with people adopting identifiers and wearing them proudly.  People have a right to identify themselves and be who they are.  However, I do take issue with the notion that being a member of one of these associations, or identifying in a particular way, endows someone a unique right to be an unquestioned arbiter of morality and culture. More specific to Jordan Maxham’s premise-  I disagree with the idea that the subject has the right to dictate how the witness perceives them.  The individual is allowed to see a pair of half cabs with a hole by the pinky toe before they see the upside-down rainbow triangle pin.  Moving it to a more personal level- if I see a trans person at my gym wearing a pair of boxing gloves I’m interested in, I’m going to ask them about how the boxing gloves perform and not ask them what its like boxing while trans. I am most likely just going to see them as a member of my gym and not a freedom fighter seeking their niche, I am morally allowed to do that. there is nothing objectively negative about that interaction. If I am skating a park I am allowed to see where someone stands in the lineup to drop in without noticing anything about them beyond whether or not its my turn.  If a bunch of people who identify nonbinary want to meet up at the park other skateboarders are allowed to think that’s nothing more or less than 'just fine.'  if that groups wants to stick to one side of the park because that makes them comfortable-- that's fine too but no one is obligated to see them as anything other than people at skate park. i am not obligated to go out of my way to understand how their experience differs than mine because really i'm just there to finally land a bs 270 to regular over the hip.

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« Reply #1799 on: June 26, 2019, 02:24:22 PM »
alrite im answering allen. and heckler in one shot, and since my original statement has been moved so far from its original posture i am going to also clarify my original stance.   so if you don't want to deal with a diatribe in this thread-- just skip this block of text.


part 1.
i disagree with the premise that skateboarding has a shape nor that its "political." i'm pretty sure in another thread i said that the act of skateboarding is radically apolitical.  For the same reasons skateboarding is apoltical, it has no shape. it has no hierarchy, no rules, no dogma, no goals, no objective, no purpose, it doesn't further anything, there are no interests beyond the act itself, there is nothing practical about it.  its just a fun thing to do (and watch).  i'm genuinely curious to know what you think the shape of skateboarding is and whats political about it. is the act of kayaking political?  is playing with dominoes political?  building ships in a bottle?  Fly fishing is dominated by white men-- do women of color need to carve out their own niche in the fly fishing community-- or can they just go fly fishing? 

part 2.
I have no issue with freedom of association.  There is a place in society for men’s barber shops, a place for women’s gyms, a place for gay bars, a place for obese yoga classes.  I generally (there are obviously limits) have no issue with people adopting identifiers and wearing them proudly.  People have a right to identify themselves and be who they are.  However, I do take issue with the notion that being a member of one of these associations, or identifying in a particular way, endows someone a unique right to be an unquestioned arbiter of morality and culture. More specific to Jordan Maxham’s premise-  I disagree with the idea that the subject has the right to dictate how the witness perceives them.  The individual is allowed to see a pair of half cabs with a hole by the pinky toe before they see the upside-down rainbow triangle pin.  Moving it to a more personal level- if I see a trans person at my gym wearing a pair of boxing gloves I’m interested in, I’m going to ask them about how the boxing gloves perform and not ask them what its like boxing while trans. I am most likely just going to see them as a member of my gym and not a freedom fighter seeking their niche, I am morally allowed to do that. there is nothing objectively negative about that interaction. If I am skating a park I am allowed to see where someone stands in the lineup to drop in without noticing anything about them beyond whether or not its my turn.  If a bunch of people who identify nonbinary want to meet up at the park other skateboarders are allowed to think that’s nothing more or less than 'just fine.'  if that groups wants to stick to one side of the park because that makes them comfortable-- that's fine too but no one is obligated to see them as anything other than people at skate park. i am not obligated to go out of my way to understand how their experience differs than mine because really i'm just there to finally land a bs 270 to regular over the hip.

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Go faster, turn your shoulders first, pop hard, lift your back foot more, land, and roll away clean