lame instagram posts by pros

[Fro Doggy Dog]

jordan maxham causing a bit of a stir with the vent city crowd.

ryan lay’s instagram story with a screenshot of this and “dear straight white cis guys: don’t do this.”

ryan in the comments: “that’s...not the way this works.”

kristin in the comments: “so close, but yet, so far away.”

[Willie]

^That's a simplistic view of things but not a heart in the wrong place kind of thing. Maxham is clearly a simpleton and to "call him out" is whack.

[cricketclub]

Viscerally cringe moment right there.

[SHIREFLIP]

Got it, don’t be kind to anybody, especially not your fellow skateboarders.

[Fro Doggy Dog]

follow-up from jordan:

[euro tm]

i love ryan lay.

the only oppression jordan maxham has gone through is being a fucking ginger on blind.

[straight]

the only oppression jordan maxham has gone through is being a fucking ginger on blind.

to be fair, that’s gotta be hard

[tortfeasor]

follow-up from jordan:

Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.

[euro tm]

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the only oppression jordan maxham has gone through is being a fucking ginger on blind.

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to be fair, that’s gotta be hard

you’re right #prayforjordan

[rajesh]

Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.

[jakeumms]

Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.

Either English is not your first language (which is totally chill) and you have shitty ideas about how the human brain works (which is not at all chill) or you are affecting the writing style of someone who is ESL (which is not chill and also racist) and you have shitty ideas (again, not chill.) Either way, enjoy your first kook for your crummy input.

[andocom]

Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.

Is your uncle gost tho?

[Jagr]

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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.

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Is your uncle gost tho?

i bet he can do hamstand

[Frank]

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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.

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Is your uncle gost tho?

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i bet he can do hamstand

this rajesh been many mean times to gay uncle user
the person you call normal
he watch kiddie porn with niel hamrix

[winecrab]

That vent city podcast is the worst. A bunch of crunchy California people trying too hard to be progressive and woke. Jordan's post came from a good place, no need to put him on blast with that "you're a white cis-male" shit. I like Ryan Lay but I wish he just chilled out and focused on skateboarding. I wasn't aware gays didn't feel safe skating normal parks. Shouldn't they be trying to just be a part of skateboarding without creating these exclusive communities? I have a hard time believing skateboarders give a shit about other skaters sexual orientation these days. And when Kristen Ebeling has semen poured all over her head she knows she must be dead.

[Fro Doggy Dog]

That vent city podcast is the worst. A bunch of crunchy California people trying too hard to be progressive and woke. Jordan's post came from a good place, no need to put him on blast with that "you're a white cis-male" shit. I like Ryan Lay but I wish he just chilled out and focused on skateboarding. I wasn't aware gays didn't feel safe skating normal parks. Shouldn't they be trying to just be a part of skateboarding without creating these exclusive communities? I have a hard time believing skateboarders give a shit about other skaters sexual orientation these days. And when Kristen Ebeling has semen poured all over her head she knows she must be dead.

ryan lay - phoenix
ted schmitz - tempe
ted barrow - new york city
kyle beachy - chicago
kristin ebeling - seattle

[winecrab]

They all live in California and eat granola bro. Ryan Lay reads Gordon Wood and he's all like how do you like them apples and all that Gordon Wood Business. He's the PC principle of Instagram.

[Garth Marenghi]

They all live in California and eat granola bro. Ryan Lay reads Gordon Wood and he's all like how do you like them apples and all that Gordon Wood Business. He's the PC principle of Instagram.

Granola, bro?! Nooooooooo

Didn't know all those aforementioned cities are in California. Live and learn.

[Fro Doggy Dog]

[WobbleHeadBob]

Bam nuzzling Post Malone

WHich one of these guys smekks the worst? cant imagine either of them being fresh

[Monkey_Mcpott]

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Bam nuzzling Post Malone

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WHich one of these guys smekks the worst? cant imagine either of them being fresh

I can smekk it from here.

[euro tm]

They all live in California and eat granola bro. Ryan Lay reads Gordon Wood and he's all like how do you like them apples and all that Gordon Wood Business. He's the PC principle of Instagram.

none of them live in california

[JosephSmith]

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feel like we could start a thread on dane burman -

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I'm pretty down for a dane thread, I'm really not surprised he sends unsolicited dick pics around

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whats up with whole dick pic thing anyways? I just do not understand it.. has anone ever succesfully hooked up due to an unsolicited peen snap?

I was thinking its maybe a youn guns game, a naughty adrenaline rush or whatever and maybe im just too old to get it, then i realised Dane is a few years older than me and that made me dislike him more

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guys think it's ok and girls would like it because they'd be stoked to get unsolicited picks from women

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it's a power thing

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Along with the standard power dynamics, they also have the power to photoshop their wiener.

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Can you imagine spending hours with the pen tool and blending tool to make that look legit? Just to creep some poor girl out, fucking gross.

A fools errand for sure but some middle-earthlings said that to Frodo about taking the one ring to mt. Doom and he took that shalom to the bank. Agent Mulder and I want to believe (not in the ability to send unsolicited dick pics to targets of desire, but the ability to airbrush a wieners into a more palatable  visage.)

[heckler]

love 2 log onto Slap and read a bunch of takes from straight white men explaining why they’re inevitably right and everyone else is wrong

[Alan]

Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.

Everything is political. I would also like to hear what else you consider a "bullshit elitist west coast ideology."

[Murge]

Does anyone legitimately listen to vent city? Asking for a friend.

[SHIREFLIP]

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Homosexual have insertcurity. They blame normal because they know homosex not normal. My uncle homosex he causing many problem for my family. He is a crazy man. You brain problem not my fault.

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Is your uncle gost tho?

Nah deg, Uncle Sun.

[tortfeasor]

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Whoever wrote this insufferable quixotic homily needs to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Just because this is important to you does not mean I’m obligated to “validate” it. Are you at the spot to skate and kick it or are you at the spot to make me feel guilty about not acknowledging about your intersectionalism?

PS it’s fucking Jordan maxhams insta. He’s a nice kid from Vermont. Leave him alone he doesn’t need to subscribe to some bullshit elitist west coast ideology.


EDIT: i wrote this as a knee jerk reaction and probably should have avoided the ad hominem attacks as they hurt my argument rather than further it. Its really a result of the frustration of the enforcement of ideology in a space where i (and i think others) go for freedom from regiment. skateboarding is one of the few places where i feel able to drop labels, and drop hierarchy and just be me with people who are just being them.  i am pretty consistent on this- i don't believe there is a place for ideology in activity of skateboarding. it is too pure.

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Everything is political. I would also like to hear what else you consider a "bullshit elitist west coast ideology."

1) that everything is political
2) that in and out burger is better than shake shack.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

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Bam nuzzling Post Malone

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WHich one of these guys smekks the worst? cant imagine either of them being fresh

[close]

I can smekk it from here.

Smekkma.

[cricketclub]

This in particular is a good interpretation of this whole situation.

I'm so glad that JM is coming from a place of love and a desire to bring people together. His heart is in the right place. He just learned something in public, and that is that you have to allow marginalized groups to congregate and not try to shame them for that. I'm white, male, and straight and I'm not going to pretend to know what its like to be anything else. Of course we can all come together and shred. Peace and love y'all.