Author Topic: lame instagram posts by pros (Read 1457031 times)

Watson · « **Reply #2760 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:49:37 AM »

"All the shit going inside my head."

Eds_gallerist · « **Reply #2761 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:59:30 AM »

Wow, that was bad. Couldn't finish listening. Stop singing, go skate Even! After the lockdown that is.

V.I. Lenin · « **Reply #2762 on:** March 27, 2020, 12:30:08 PM »

Quote from: Alois Hitler Jr. on March 23, 2020, 03:53:57 PM

this is edgy

I'm carpenter and this is fucking cool!

V.I. Lenin · « **Reply #2763 on:** March 27, 2020, 12:31:44 PM »

Quote from: V.I. Lenin on March 27, 2020, 12:30:08 PM

Quote from: Alois Hitler Jr. on March 23, 2020, 03:53:57 PM
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this is edgy

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I'm carpenter and this is fucking cool! edit:i mean that fa chainsaw is cool, commercial is edgy

duniwayRobber · « **Reply #2764 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:07:53 PM »

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Boo's profession is to make his sponsors look cool, which includes DGK and all their "super gangser yo" bullshit - but OF COURSE that doesn't apply to smoking weed - what a joke.

Quique · « **Reply #2765 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Watson on March 27, 2020, 11:49:37 AM

"All the shit going inside my mouth."

ndsr · « **Reply #2766 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:04:43 AM »

Quote from: lemonchicken91 on March 24, 2020, 09:49:14 AM

joslin is like that friend who is good at skating and rolling blunts and doesnt know how to jump start a car

I got a friend like that. He didn’t understand how direct current works so I got him to hold both the positive and negative battery posts on a car battery. He understands now. He probably held on for 3 seconds and the look of shock and awe was priceless!

Banned from the room · « **Reply #2767 on:** March 28, 2020, 06:23:57 AM »

Quote from: ndsr on March 28, 2020, 05:04:43 AM

Quote from: lemonchicken91 on March 24, 2020, 09:49:14 AM
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joslin is like that friend who is good at skating and rolling blunts and doesnt know how to jump start a car
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I got a friend like that. He didn’t understand how direct current works so I got him to hold both the positive and negative battery posts on a car battery. He understands now. He probably held on for 3 seconds and the look of shock and awe was priceless!

you sound like my dad. He does that shit.

Example of awesome dad moment. Its the 90s I need weed. My dad hated weed.

He gave a stink bomb a glass one.
Said in front of my friends. John if you bite this ill give you 50 bucks.
No problems

I bit the glass tube. Egg mouth cuts etc.

He says. "I don't know about you john. You're a fucking crazy you'll be dead by 17 and walks off without giving up the cash.

Alois Hitler Jr. · « **Reply #2768 on:** March 28, 2020, 07:05:53 AM »

Quote from: duniwayRobber on March 27, 2020, 06:07:53 PM

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Boo's profession is to make his sponsors look cool, which includes DGK and all their "super gangser yo" bullshit - but OF COURSE that doesn't apply to smoking weed - what a joke.

hate people like this.. heavily promoting this stupid lifestyle and kids get hooked.
after he is bored with that he becomes SOBER and shit,.religious.
same goes for many people before him in skateboarding who are stupid enough that they cannot understand how
they influence kids. eg. Boss and co.
Kids become more REAL than people who they imitate, and that's dangerous.

fakie nollie · « **Reply #2769 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:43:08 AM »

"Youreself" read in Borat's voice

dooley · « **Reply #2770 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:17:12 PM »

Boo - never seen anyone live up to a first name so well.

WastedHippy · « **Reply #2771 on:** March 29, 2020, 03:10:55 AM »

Quote from: duniwayRobber on March 27, 2020, 06:07:53 PM

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Boo's profession is to make his sponsors look cool, which includes DGK and all their "super gangser yo" bullshit - but OF COURSE that doesn't apply to smoking weed - what a joke.

Is it just me that was bothered by the horrible spelling on the subtitles haha

dooley · « **Reply #2772 on:** March 29, 2020, 03:48:58 PM »

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Not insta but ya get it
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enjoying the fact he is going to age badly
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YES
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excellent

Blodney is 22 or 23. In a couple years, he'll look about 35.

lady fanny · « **Reply #2773 on:** March 29, 2020, 04:20:20 PM »

Quote from: dooley on March 29, 2020, 03:48:58 PM

Quote from: doublesteveburger on March 26, 2020, 04:47:37 PM
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Quote from: JANUS on March 26, 2020, 03:01:38 PM
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Quote from: Alois Hitler Jr. on March 26, 2020, 12:10:47 PM
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Not insta but ya get it
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enjoying the fact he is going to age badly
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YES
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excellent
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Blodney is 22 or 23. In a couple years, he'll look about 35.

blondy is 'the happy merchant'.

Chumbo · « **Reply #2774 on:** March 29, 2020, 09:52:03 PM »

Ms. Tamzarian · « **Reply #2775 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:14:19 PM »

hahahaha sick. honestly this next one should be the pilot for a new topic: RAD instagram posts by pros

hahahahahah this motherfucker has it made

RCB3 · « **Reply #2776 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:16:32 PM »

Nothing more metal than celebrating a social media status with an energy drink cracked open.

Dr Dew · « **Reply #2777 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:26:20 PM »

I thought his sign said GOOK at first and was extremely confused hahahah

Like damn daveed is really that pissed at Asians about the corona situation or something?!

Chumbo · « **Reply #2778 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Dr Dew on March 29, 2020, 10:26:20 PM

I thought his sign said GOOK at first and was extremely confused hahahah

Like damn daveed is really that pissed at Asians about the corona situation or something?!

I thought that’s what it said too! I was scrolling through the comments and apparently Ed Templeton read it as that as well.

skatingisntspecialstupid · « **Reply #2779 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:37:36 PM »

Damn. Those Daveed posts were nice and bright and sunny. Had me all kinds of happy. Then Jordan R had to go get all dark.

Does Daveed skate contests still? Its hilarious that he looks like such a dork and is so well off while alot of the cool underground dudes do random jobs to get by.

I too saw gook, but then I saw his smile and knew I had to be wrong. That sweet little cinnamon bum would never use such a slur.

Tracersbrother · « **Reply #2780 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:43:49 PM »

Quote from: Chumbo on March 29, 2020, 09:52:03 PM

These pussy ass mods better suspend this guy for posting this. I got kicked off for saying asian peoples names are ching chong and daveed calls them GOOKS AND HE IS FINE. FUCK THESE PUSSY ASS MAFUCKIES. DAVEED SUCKS 600K balls all day and night

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #2781 on:** March 29, 2020, 11:48:08 PM »

damn, imagine a pool party with daveed and milton, that would make for some interesting hellriding

lady fanny · « **Reply #2782 on:** March 30, 2020, 03:51:38 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dew on March 29, 2020, 10:26:20 PM

I thought his sign said GOOK at first and was extremely confused hahahah

Like damn daveed is really that pissed at Asians about the corona situation or something?!

disavow!

i used to skate · « **Reply #2783 on:** March 30, 2020, 05:03:41 AM »

Wait, is that energy drink not monster?

dooley · « **Reply #2784 on:** March 30, 2020, 08:02:21 AM »

Daveed is dumb as shit but fuck giving anyone the benefit of the doubt. At least he knows his sponsors are all garbage.

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #2785 on:** March 30, 2020, 08:19:19 AM »

Little do you know his hairline is built like Jesus Fernandez's

and those hats contain imported horse hair stapled to the inside lining

FROTHY · « **Reply #2786 on:** March 30, 2020, 08:31:39 AM »

Don't worry, Daveed is just drinking engine cleaner from AutoZone to clean out the accumulation of Rockstar kidney stones. Of course, he doesn't think of them as kidney stones. To him, they are just the physical manifestation of Rock coming out of his soul.

Alois Hitler Jr. · « **Reply #2787 on:** March 30, 2020, 08:42:29 AM »

conqueso · « **Reply #2788 on:** March 30, 2020, 08:44:46 AM »

gonz vibes

busch · « **Reply #2789 on:** March 30, 2020, 09:36:43 AM »

Quote from: Chumbo on March 29, 2020, 09:52:03 PM

Since when does leticia ride for rockstar?

Author Topic: lame instagram posts by pros (Read 1457031 times)

Eds_gallerist

Banned from the room

Chumbo

Dr Dew

Chumbo

FROTHY

conqueso