lame instagram posts by pros

[Mongoloid]

I’m a massive fan of KB’s skating, but what a dick.

You’re at a park bro, that kind of shit is the norm. Grow the fuck up.

[Lisa96]

[BroBruhBra]

Is this to KB? If so that's hilarious. What a dweeb.

[Hombreezy]

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Is this to KB? If so that's hilarious. What a dweeb.

It’s satire, a bunch of pro skaters follow this guy and like his stuff.

[BroBruhBra]

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Is this to KB? If so that's hilarious. What a dweeb.

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It’s satire, a bunch of pro skaters follow this guy and like his stuff.

Shit, wish this was real.

[FS-OverKOOK]

you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

[BroBruhBra]

you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

Yea... not to get into the how tough skating is supposed to be, but like..... I remember being a little kid in the 90s and rolling up to a spot of older kids and straight up getting spit on until I left. That wasn't even that bad considering other things that went down. Shit, the BMXers in my town straight up sodomized a kid with an oil pump and fucking pumped it. Straight up sexual assault.

[KoRnholio8]

it's not gay, it's hazing!

[Vomit Lust]

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you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

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Yea... not to get into the how tough skating is supposed to be, but like..... I remember being a little kid in the 90s and rolling up to a spot of older kids and straight up getting spit on until I left. That wasn't even that bad considering other things that went down. Shit, the BMXers in my town straight up sodomized a kid with an oil pump and fucking pumped it. Straight up sexual assault.

Damn, dude. We had vibing. An occasional shoving match. What dickhead town was this shit in?

[BroBruhBra]

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you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

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Yea... not to get into the how tough skating is supposed to be, but like..... I remember being a little kid in the 90s and rolling up to a spot of older kids and straight up getting spit on until I left. That wasn't even that bad considering other things that went down. Shit, the BMXers in my town straight up sodomized a kid with an oil pump and fucking pumped it. Straight up sexual assault.

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Damn, dude. We had vibing. An occasional shoving match. What dickhead town was this shit in?

Rich-White-Kid-Ville. It's been my experience that the more affluent the area the more wretched the people are. I've NEVER heard more racist people in my life than from my home town, where there weren't many ethnic people to begin with.

[Atiba Applebum]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

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He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

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I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

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Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

[C.J. Gap]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

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He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

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I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

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Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

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There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

Although Joslin and every podcast has done a mattress ad

[SneakySecrets]

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you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

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Yea... not to get into the how tough skating is supposed to be, but like..... I remember being a little kid in the 90s and rolling up to a spot of older kids and straight up getting spit on until I left. That wasn't even that bad considering other things that went down. Shit, the BMXers in my town straight up sodomized a kid with an oil pump and fucking pumped it. Straight up sexual assault.

Boy, and I thought Olestra was bad.

[igrindtwinkies]

Looks like Sinner is fully on the Trump Train now.

[Prison Wallet]

evidence?

[Owen]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

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He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

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I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

[close]

Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

[close]

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

Easy to talk core when you're never going to get any of these offers.

I'm not too proud that I'd turn down $20,000 (or any other large sums) to make an instagram post about Disney

[Billy Bitchcakes]

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you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

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Yea... not to get into the how tough skating is supposed to be, but like..... I remember being a little kid in the 90s and rolling up to a spot of older kids and straight up getting spit on until I left. That wasn't even that bad considering other things that went down. Shit, the BMXers in my town straight up sodomized a kid with an oil pump and fucking pumped it. Straight up sexual assault.

Oh great, what a shame we all turned into such snowflakes. Let's go back to the 90s then sounds much better

[ungzilla]

damn sinner is next level stupid

[blurst_of_times]

you kids would have never made it in 90s - if you can't handle KB and his smurf crew - Mayor Kelch would have took your lunch money and your xmas complete

Did you walk uphill both ways to school, too?

[blurst_of_times]

From Sinner's story. Plenty more stupid shit in there as well

[Allen.]

Shout out to Errol Webber, graphic designer

[Atiba Applebum]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

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He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

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I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

[close]

Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

[close]

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

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Easy to talk core when you're never going to get any of these offers.

I'm not too proud that I'd turn down $20,000 (or any other large sums) to make an instagram post about Disney

I’m not “talkin core”, I had no problem with Arto doing AmEx posts bc they were at least comparatively subtle, there’s just something about this moron shilling for companies by invoking his unvaccinated daughter that irritates me. 

[Hombreezy]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

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He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

[close]

I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

[close]

Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

[close]

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

[close]

Easy to talk core when you're never going to get any of these offers.

I'm not too proud that I'd turn down $20,000 (or any other large sums) to make an instagram post about Disney

[close]

I’m not “talkin core”, I had no problem with Arto doing AmEx posts bc they were at least comparatively subtle, there’s just something about this moron shilling for companies by invoking his unvaccinated daughter that irritates me.

As the saying goes, you may think you’re cool for watching Disney movies, eating chic fil a, drinking rockstar, and sleeping on special mattresses, but it’s the guy who gets paid to do all that who is really cool. Or something like that

[Atiba Applebum]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

[close]

He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

[close]

I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

[close]

Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

[close]

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

[close]

Easy to talk core when you're never going to get any of these offers.

I'm not too proud that I'd turn down $20,000 (or any other large sums) to make an instagram post about Disney

[close]

I’m not “talkin core”, I had no problem with Arto doing AmEx posts bc they were at least comparatively subtle, there’s just something about this moron shilling for companies by invoking his unvaccinated daughter that irritates me.

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As the saying goes, you may think you’re cool for watching Disney movies, eating chic fil a, drinking rockstar, and sleeping on special mattresses, but it’s the guy who gets paid to do all that who is really cool. Or something like that

Joslin is cool in this situation (or any)?!   So what you’re saying is all’s fair as long as someone’s is giving you money.  Frank Hirata shouldn’t have been banned from Thrasher for promoting shitty skate parks bc he was cool for getting paid?   

 I find it gross that Joslin does it because I can’t imagine anyone would support him and buy products he’s promoting if they didn’t already have a low IQ so it feels predatory to me. 

[Owen]

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

[close]

He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

[close]

I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

[close]

Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

[close]

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

[close]

Easy to talk core when you're never going to get any of these offers.

I'm not too proud that I'd turn down $20,000 (or any other large sums) to make an instagram post about Disney

[close]

I’m not “talkin core”, I had no problem with Arto doing AmEx posts bc they were at least comparatively subtle, there’s just something about this moron shilling for companies by invoking his unvaccinated daughter that irritates me.

[close]

As the saying goes, you may think you’re cool for watching Disney movies, eating chic fil a, drinking rockstar, and sleeping on special mattresses, but it’s the guy who gets paid to do all that who is really cool. Or something like that

[close]

Joslin is cool in this situation (or any)?!   So what you’re saying is all’s fair as long as someone’s is giving you money.  Frank Hirata shouldn’t have been banned from Thrasher for promoting shitty skate parks bc he was cool for getting paid?   

 I find it gross that Joslin does it because I can’t imagine anyone would support him and buy products he’s promoting if they didn’t already have a low IQ so it feels predatory to me.

Predatory is a bit of a stretch. Its lame dont get me wrong but it's also just a standard case of  'popular extreme sports guy advertising product x'. Hardly revolutionary

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All you that pointing out that he is providing for his family actually want his lame genes to live on for generations and multiply . Savage

[close]

He’s a nice guy and even better skater. I feel bad you hate strangers so much.

[close]

I’m sure he’ll sell you a reverse equity mortgage in the years to come, so you can keep supporting him

[close]

Why do people think it’s cool to be bitter on slap? So quick to talk shit about how the next man gets his money when he’s got a kid to feed. Y’all reek of broke

[close]

There’s a line between being broke and being a limp little shill for anyone with a dollar.   It’s not like he’s a radio program or podcast that requires sponsored content.  He just rubber stamps that shit and writes a brief nonsensical statement (unless you’d like to explain how he demonstrates being loyal brave true to the daughter he won’t give vaccines to)

[close]

Easy to talk core when you're never going to get any of these offers.

I'm not too proud that I'd turn down $20,000 (or any other large sums) to make an instagram post about Disney

[close]

I’m not “talkin core”, I had no problem with Arto doing AmEx posts bc they were at least comparatively subtle, there’s just something about this moron shilling for companies by invoking his unvaccinated daughter that irritates me.

[close]

As the saying goes, you may think you’re cool for watching Disney movies, eating chic fil a, drinking rockstar, and sleeping on special mattresses, but it’s the guy who gets paid to do all that who is really cool. Or something like that

[close]

Joslin is cool in this situation (or any)?!   So what you’re saying is all’s fair as long as someone’s is giving you money.  Frank Hirata shouldn’t have been banned from Thrasher for promoting shitty skate parks bc he was cool for getting paid?   

 I find it gross that Joslin does it because I can’t imagine anyone would support him and buy products he’s promoting if they didn’t already have a low IQ so it feels predatory to me.

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Joslin skates way better than you could dream and is guaranteed leagues cooler than you. Stay mad

I believe in vaccines and he doesn’t.  I win in the long run.  And I could really not give a shit if someone skates better than me.   I guarantee most can and thankfully I don’t let my talents at a hobby define my self worth because I’m not 14.   You seem to really love the guy so stay loyal brave and true just like London’s dad!

[Southernmost]

https://www.facebook.com/104341989607435/posts/4240625945978998/?vh=e&extid=FfHFpjJsv9FdsKKa&d=n
Lutzka with another new sponsor.

[conqueso]

[Mouth]

Bet he could ollie even higher if he attached those exhausts to his board.

[biggums mcgee]

Glad to see there's a reason to still come to Slap. Thread is pure gold