lame instagram posts by pros

[Trashcon]

He spelled "kookiest" wrong.

[SatanicPanic]

I thought that guy on Impractical Jokers who lost a bet and got stuck with a Jayden Smith tattoo had the most embarrassing tattoo ever

[too fakie]

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inspirational, does he have a patreon ? I want to support this young man

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it's kind of hilarious to me that you'd be able to build up wealth but still be insecure in this way

The funniest thing about this is that he’s wearing the “I want to look like I’m a cool non-traditional entrepreneur and I’m approaching 40” starter kit. Nothing about him says “poorest person in the room.”

[SharkJohnson]

Dill was kinda right about Mikey Taylor. the dude is extremely upriver

[shannamal]

that tattoo is incredibly well done but incredibly fucking weird

[fakie nollie]

I met Rick Rubin once about 5 years ago. I hadn’t seen recent picture of  him. I get out of my office and there he is, in the lobby: shoeless, looking like he hasn’t showered in days. I legitimately thought a homeless person wandered into our office. Then I get told, “This is your talent for today”, and realize this is who I’m about to interview. He definitely looked like the poorest person in the room.

What I’m really trying to say is fuck Mikey Taylor and his fried gentrified advice. That dude couldn’t invest his way out of a paper bag.

[formula420]

that tattoo is incredibly well done but incredibly fucking weird

r/atbge

[Theme For A Jackal]

Dill was kinda right about Mikey Taylor. the dude is extremely upriver

Yeah I don't think anyone was every disputing that, just Kalis

[JugeL]

more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless

Would be shame if that guy in the tattoo would turn out to be rapist

[GauchoAmigo]

Inspector Gadget lookin' mafk. Sick quote too....really makes u think

[Pete]

that dude wants to work the register at supreme so bad.



free max b

[augustmoon]

"the bucket hat clean tho fr 100100"

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

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inspirational, does he have a patreon ? I want to support this young man

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it's kind of hilarious to me that you'd be able to build up wealth but still be insecure in this way

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The funniest thing about this is that he’s wearing the “I want to look like I’m a cool non-traditional entrepreneur and I’m approaching 40” starter kit. Nothing about him says “poorest person in the room.”

This is literally no different the dudes who say shit like, "When you just know deep in your heart that you can kick the ass of everyone in this room I'm in."

[manysnakes]

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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless

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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.

I hope he at least got a followback from Nigel

[pugmaster]

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cobra “i always wanted to be that guy ,too” is so fucking dark

sMUG

[gaunting]

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He spelled "kookiest" wrong.

it’s such a travesty that he is in mindfield.

[Atiba Applebum]

The goal is to trot into the stable and look like the mangiest, but you have the best breeding. 

[JANUS]

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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.

Tattoo looks like Son Doobie.

[Easy Slider]

Tattoo looks like Son Doobie.

Would gnar. A Son Doobie tattoo would actually be dope 

[ok boomer]

I wonder if that guy would be crushed, if Nyjah himself, gave him only "half send" honors instead of "full send" for this.

[augustmoon]

that thing is gonna be a pink blob in under 5 years

[Croquet temper]

that thing is gonna be a pink blob in under 5 years

Nyjah or the tattoo?

[arrbee]

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that thing is gonna be a pink blob in under 5 years

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Nyjah or the tattoo?

That tattoo will fall apart faster than ikea furniture. portrait work looks cool for the gram only, starts to look like shit as soon as it's healed. #boldblacklinesforever

[Deputy Wendell]

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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless

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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.

i never think to come in this thread, but alas, some impulse made me look in here today, and now i've seen and will never be able to forget this...

...SLAP may be full of gnarlers, and rippers, and people with really "thick skin," and plenty of really smart and inspiring heads who post in here, and a fair number of fuckwits who troll in here, but i swear, i do not know if any of us are equipped to confront the mind and life of someone who thinks this was a good idea--a truly terrifying reality to consider in any genuine way or degree...

[SatanicPanic]

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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless

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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.

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i never think to come in this thread, but alas, some impulse made me look in here today, and now i've seen and will never be able to forget this...

...SLAP may be full of gnarlers, and rippers, and people with really "thick skin," and plenty of really smart and inspiring heads who post in here, and a fair number of fuckwits who troll in here, but i swear, i do not know if any of us are equipped to confront the mind and life of someone who thinks this was a good idea--a truly terrifying reality to consider in any genuine way or degree...

I like how the dude is chilling with his mask around his chin. Why wear it at all at that point?

[arrbee]

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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless

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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.

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i never think to come in this thread, but alas, some impulse made me look in here today, and now i've seen and will never be able to forget this...

...SLAP may be full of gnarlers, and rippers, and people with really "thick skin," and plenty of really smart and inspiring heads who post in here, and a fair number of fuckwits who troll in here, but i swear, i do not know if any of us are equipped to confront the mind and life of someone who thinks this was a good idea--a truly terrifying reality to consider in any genuine way or degree...

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I like how the dude is chilling with his mask around his chin. Why wear it at all at that point?

Clearly someone getting a full 8.5X11 Jah portrait tattooed on their full thigh isn't using critical thinking skills.

[SatanicPanic]

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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless

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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.

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i never think to come in this thread, but alas, some impulse made me look in here today, and now i've seen and will never be able to forget this...

...SLAP may be full of gnarlers, and rippers, and people with really "thick skin," and plenty of really smart and inspiring heads who post in here, and a fair number of fuckwits who troll in here, but i swear, i do not know if any of us are equipped to confront the mind and life of someone who thinks this was a good idea--a truly terrifying reality to consider in any genuine way or degree...

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I like how the dude is chilling with his mask around his chin. Why wear it at all at that point?

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Clearly someone getting a full 8.5X11 Jah portrait tattooed on their full thigh isn't using critical thinking skills.

Touché.

[ok boomer]

Just noticed the stack of Nyjah pics on the chair. Getting a tattoo of a guy and his tattoos makes me laugh

[arrbee]

Just noticed the stack of Nyjah pics on the chair. Getting a tattoo of a guy and his tattoos makes me laugh

At a tattoo convention no less.

[Easy Slider]

Dude looks like Fred Durst with the red starter cap.