lame instagram posts by pros

[Hevonen]

Lol how do you even come up with this shit

[Mean salto]

If dp wasn't actually brain dead that would almost be a brilliant troll. Why you would be that horrible can't possibly make sense to anybody with a working brain tho. And of course weck liked it

[augustmoon]

Duane Peters was posting some digusting stuff about Lizzie. Calling her a man/hermaphrodite, ugly, that she has an adam’s apple, has tennisballs in her pants, calls Axl the girl  etc.

He deleted some … but has some shit up still.

That some people defend this guy in the comments is unbelievable…

Absolutely pathetic.  And of course Weckingball likes it

[manysnakes]

Lol how do you even come up with this shit

It's a burbling right wing schizophrenic trope that basically 100% of celebrities are trans and this is some work of Satan. It's marginal now but I bet it's mainstreamed adjacent QAnon by '24.

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i'm honestly amazed you made any sense out of that caption. true patriot cant even speak his own language anymore.

[Wizard Fight]

That's like a major conspiracy theory 'one-down', claiming celebrities are trans now instead of reptilians. He's homophobic tho so maybe trans and queer people are scarier to him than lizards.

[manysnakes]

That's like a major conspiracy theory 'one-down', claiming celebrities are trans now instead of reptilians. He's homophobic tho so maybe trans and queer people are scarier to him than lizards.

Indeed. I've spent more time reading about this than I should admit publicly, but my research yields this one for the Slap crowd (which I fully expect to see on Asphalt Poser's Club by next week).

[biaherl]

Dude was posting some digusting stuff about Lizzie. Calling her a man/hermaphrodite, ugly, that she has an adam’s apple, has tennisballs in her pants, calls Axl the girl  etc.

He deleted some … but has some shit up still.

That some people defend this guy in the comments is unbelievable…

Best way to cancel someone is to never speak of them again

[jakeumms]

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That's like a major conspiracy theory 'one-down', claiming celebrities are trans now instead of reptilians. He's homophobic tho so maybe trans and queer people are scarier to him than lizards.

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Indeed. I've spent more time reading about this than I should admit publicly, but my research yields this one for the Slap crowd (which I fully expect to see on Asphalt Poser's Club by next week).

My favorite part of this is that, in the first two pictures of Tony walking where they hope to demonstrate how he walks with his angled female femur, they have to put arrows because he is clearly walking heel toe with a wide stance.

My least favorite part of this is the way that believers look at this kinda junk uncritically and use it as justification to hate somebody they have no frame of reference for just because a piece of shit infographic said Tony was secretly trans and worshiped some boogeyman that got made up during the inquisition.

[manysnakes]

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That's like a major conspiracy theory 'one-down', claiming celebrities are trans now instead of reptilians. He's homophobic tho so maybe trans and queer people are scarier to him than lizards.

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Indeed. I've spent more time reading about this than I should admit publicly, but my research yields this one for the Slap crowd (which I fully expect to see on Asphalt Poser's Club by next week).

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My favorite part of this is that, in the first two pictures of Tony walking where they hope to demonstrate how he walks with his angled female femur, they have to put arrows because he is clearly walking heel toe with a wide stance.

My least favorite part of this is the way that believers look at this kinda junk uncritically and use it as justification to hate somebody they have no frame of reference for just because a piece of shit infographic said Tony was secretly trans and worshiped some boogeyman that got made up during the inquisition.

I dunno man, the Q angle seems like pretty solid science to me

[Dark Knight]

^The fuck is this madness? This is a thing now? Haha

[urbneathme]

lizzie is by all accounts a better skateboarder…

i bet if she bothered to play music she’d be better at that too..

silence is a significant improvement upon US Bombs

[cky enthusiast]

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lizzie is by all accounts a better skateboarder…

i bet if she bothered to play music she’d be better at that too..

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silence is a significant improvement upon US Bombs

WELL I AINT GOIN TO WORK TODAY

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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lizzie is by all accounts a better skateboarder…

i bet if she bothered to play music she’d be better at that too..

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silence is a significant improvement upon US Bombs

explosive diarrhea into a microphone is still an improvement on US Bombs
fuck this kook, can he just fade into obscurity already?

[cky enthusiast]

duane if you see this i double dog dare you to try
this slanderous shit w/ nora breh i’ll be on the first plane to whatever inland shithole you rent from your brother in law and bank your dumb ass

[3D X-Ray Vision]

I think Lizzie is pretty and obviously she is many times a better skater than Doo-Wayne

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I think Lizzie is pretty and obviously she is many times a better skater than Doo-Wayne

yeah fuck dp. he hasn't done anything for skateboarding since the early 80's. hes spent the last 40 years being a drug addled kook and a piece of human shit. shame that he's still alive and grosso isn't. Id gladly take duane for grosso being back

[DaleSr]

duane if you see this i double dog dare you to try
this slanderous shit w/ nora breh i’ll be on the first plane to whatever inland shithole you rent from your brother in law and bank your dumb ass

He's in Oceanside. He's set up a little troll hole on coast hwy where he's selling his peterbuilt john lyden-core swag for other washed up geezer punks. I went in there once and got a bunch of stickers from the 80s which was cool, Duane looks 80 though. Which makes sense because he posts like a racist grandma suffering from dementia

[dannyprovolone]

I wonder if he even knows he is one of the reptilians

[Beeda Weeda]

Imagine being 60 (I googled it) years old, old enough to be a grandfather and possibly a great grandfather, and thinking it was righteous or noble to pick a fight with a 28 year old, online, like a man.
Instead of ever looking inward in a sense of self reflection and possibly growing as a human, Dwayne just points fingers at all the people in society that don't conform to his beliefs.
VERY PUNK
ps lizzy  is and was and will be light years better at riding a skateboard than Dwayne ever was or thought he was.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Can I get a list of every fucking kook in the “industry” who liked that post, just so I know who to avoid like the plague?

[HeavyAndExpensive]

God his face is so punchable. With that contrived, smug cocked head always squinting, I can almost hear him about to say "Heh, I bet you heard that from the main stream media, huh?" I bet he looks at his own photos and waxes poetic about how rebellious and free thinking he is.

[manysnakes]

Imagine being 60 (I googled it) years old, old enough to be a grandfather and possibly a great grandfather, and thinking it was righteous or noble to pick a fight with a 28 year old, online, like a man.
Instead of ever looking inward in a sense of self reflection and possibly growing as a human, Dwayne just points fingers at all the people in society that don't conform to his beliefs.
VERY PUNK
ps lizzy  is and was and will be light years better at riding a skateboard than Dwayne ever was or thought he was.

At the end of the day, he’s just another boomer who has had his brain broken by the Internet

[keepthefunkalive]

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lizzie is by all accounts a better skateboarder…

i bet if she bothered to play music she’d be better at that too..

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silence is a significant improvement upon US Bombs

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WELL I AINT GOIN TO WORK TODAY

+1 for breaking your bonez with some style.

[TheLurper]

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Imagine being 60 (I googled it) years old, old enough to be a grandfather and possibly a great grandfather, and thinking it was righteous or noble to pick a fight with a 28 year old, online, like a man.
Instead of ever looking inward in a sense of self reflection and possibly growing as a human, Dwayne just points fingers at all the people in society that don't conform to his beliefs.
VERY PUNK
ps lizzy  is and was and will be light years better at riding a skateboard than Dwayne ever was or thought he was.

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At the end of the day, he’s just another boomer who has had his brain broken by the Internet

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My parents are the same, my ma told me Michelle Obama is "a man" and that coastal elites drink adrenochrome. We've argued about shit like this for hours. They won't budge an inch. It's really frustrating. There's no saving someone when they're this far gone.

Is there just something to being a boomer that allows one to believe the most absurd shit and ignore simple logic? Broadly, they don't seem to be doing a good job of aging into that elder role.

I've noticed so many boomers in my life speak like Trump, even if they hate him and his ideas. Their reasoning and hyper sensitivity to being told that they're wrong plays out in the exact same way. Adult conversations can't be had in any circumstance. It is infuriatingly annoying. The "ME Generation" is the fucking worst.


Fuck Duane. Fuck the idea that being punk is being the most horrid traditionalist ever. He might as well go on TV with Jerry Falwell and preach good ol' suburban values and try to keep all the women in the kitchen. 


And it doesn't need to be said, but of course Lizzy rips and of course she is attractive as well. (I'm still team Nora though.)

[JimGeko]

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Imagine being 60 (I googled it) years old, old enough to be a grandfather and possibly a great grandfather, and thinking it was righteous or noble to pick a fight with a 28 year old, online, like a man.
Instead of ever looking inward in a sense of self reflection and possibly growing as a human, Dwayne just points fingers at all the people in society that don't conform to his beliefs.
VERY PUNK
ps lizzy  is and was and will be light years better at riding a skateboard than Dwayne ever was or thought he was.

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At the end of the day, he’s just another boomer who has had his brain broken by the Internet

[close]

My parents are the same, my ma told me Michelle Obama is "a man" and that coastal elites drink adrenochrome. We've argued about shit like this for hours. They won't budge an inch. It's really frustrating. There's no saving someone when they're this far gone.

What makes you so sure they are wrong tho?

[Mean salto]

I don't think it's necessarily one particular age group that's more into this garbage. Rather it's just people who are generally slow witted and not computer savvy. There's plenty of young people who believe in reptile shape shifter 5 g vaccine microchip whatever bullshit.

[manysnakes]

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Imagine being 60 (I googled it) years old, old enough to be a grandfather and possibly a great grandfather, and thinking it was righteous or noble to pick a fight with a 28 year old, online, like a man.
Instead of ever looking inward in a sense of self reflection and possibly growing as a human, Dwayne just points fingers at all the people in society that don't conform to his beliefs.
VERY PUNK
ps lizzy  is and was and will be light years better at riding a skateboard than Dwayne ever was or thought he was.

[close]

At the end of the day, he’s just another boomer who has had his brain broken by the Internet

[close]

My parents are the same, my ma told me Michelle Obama is "a man" and that coastal elites drink adrenochrome. We've argued about shit like this for hours. They won't budge an inch. It's really frustrating. There's no saving someone when they're this far gone.

[close]

Fuck Duane. Fuck the idea that being punk is being the most horrid traditionalist ever. He might as well go on TV with Jerry Falwell and preach good ol' suburban values and try to keep all the women in the kitchen.

Almost like the suburban California “punk rock values” were never that different from the rest of the values of suburban California, in the first place.

[funeral_tuxedo]

I know this dude needs professional mental health assistance, but wtf? What business is it of a talking ashtray with loose fillings like DP, or anyone really, if someone is trans?

[cky enthusiast]

#wwg1wga