lame instagram posts by pros

[friendly dave]

What a fucking goober.

[spooky electric]

was that fucked up kickflip thing near the end a bail or intentional?

[matt_2993]

Something about the blonde hair reminds me of batboy

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

Jaxxon, Jaxxof

[fistful0dynamite]

Dudes in there 30s bleaching there hair always trips me out

[Szechuan]

Dudes in there 30s bleaching there hair always trips me out

There hare
They're here
Their hair

[Newphone]

Man, he’s gotta sit on this type of SOTY push stuff til at least late November if not early December.

[Newphone]

jesus was probably a cool ass dude and you guys always clown on him. he was anti athoratarian, he flipped the tables. despite that rich people still wrote books about him

Anti authoritarian?? His pops is an authoritarian!

[BL0B]

i aint clicking that! has shexs finally started peddling lube?

[JugeL]

Jaxxon, Jaxxof

Molly percocets

[Jewel Runner]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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Right? Haha, at first glance I was like “Ha, that’s funny…” as my brain tried to decode what I initially took for satire.

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And here I was reading it as the Christians being the ones in beige, with the guns, and “the cross they must bear” that Merlino refers to, is having to execute these unbelieving infidels on the beach, in front of God’s great glory, the natural splendor of the sun setting over the waves.

Just goes to show, interpretation of art is in the mind of the beholder, I guess.

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I had read it the opposite way but yours is the only narrative reading of that painting that makes any sense at all

Yeah this one makes the most sense lol

Thanks for your input @Lou Strux

Someone should start a thread with a weekly painting being posted and everyone would comment on it

[Sick Duck]

The waves look like they’re going out to sea

[burm]

Dudes in there 30s bleaching there hair always trips me out

It’s usually to hide the hair thinning…

[Newphone]

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Dudes in there 30s bleaching there hair always trips me out

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It’s usually to hide the hair thinning…

That’s usually their motivation, as a whole?

[Jewel Runner]

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Dudes in there 30s bleaching there hair always trips me out

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It’s usually to hide the hair thinning…

Wouldn't that make the hair fall faster? I always assumed that because painting it is so agressive on the hair and scalp or so I thought

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

[Watson]

Weird painting. Would put it up on the wall 100%.

[Craig Lutzka]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

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Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

Not going to say the flow kids name because I’m not positive it’s true. But I heard a rumor that Gravette told creature he would not accept them turning him pro if they bumped a flow kid up to am that was brought on the previous trip.

[EXTRA SPICY]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Not going to say the flow kids name because I’m not positive it’s true. But I heard a rumor that Gravette told creature he would not accept them turning him pro if they bumped a flow kid up to am that was brought on the previous trip.

If that’s true then I like Gravette even more than I already do.

[manysnakes]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

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Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

Probably hundreds of kids you never hear from again.

[Tireeedd]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Probably hundreds of kids you never hear from again.

he just happened to like hop on foundation for a dead end career move

[doublesteveburger]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

Right? Haha, at first glance I was like “Ha, that’s funny…” as my brain tried to decode what I initially took for satire.

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And here I was reading it as the Christians being the ones in beige, with the guns, and “the cross they must bear” that Merlino refers to, is having to execute these unbelieving infidels on the beach, in front of God’s great glory, the natural splendor of the sun setting over the waves.

Just goes to show, interpretation of art is in the mind of the beholder, I guess.

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I had read it the opposite way but yours is the only narrative reading of that painting that makes any sense at all

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Yeah this one makes the most sense lol

Thanks for your input @Lou Strux

Someone should start a thread with a weekly painting being posted and everyone would comment on it

it's the shadows here that really tie it all together for me

[work_lurker]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Not going to say the flow kids name because I’m not positive it’s true. But I heard a rumor that Gravette told creature he would not accept them turning him pro if they bumped a flow kid up to am that was brought on the previous trip.

Was it Squints? That dude got so sour on Creature seemingly out of nowhere haha. He may have already been considered an AM though, I know he had a part in one of their videos like 10 years ago. CSFU I think?

[Craig Lutzka]

Nope it wasn’t squints^^

[Board Sander]

I swear that isn't even his voice

[too fakie]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

[shouldn't]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

[EXTRA SPICY]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

[close]

Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

Swing and a miss!
It was actually TNT.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

imagine passing on Dylan cuz TMo objected LOL

[manysnakes]

imagine passing on Dylan cuz TMo objected LOL

An amazing, world class fuck up. Vlade Divac For Kobe Bryant-level blunder.