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[Coldpizza]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

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Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

Marry/Fuck/Kill: hewitt/cardiel/tnt?

[Atiba Applebum]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

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Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Probably hundreds of kids you never hear from again.

Dill bounced Boserio from AWS for teasing Terps on tour

[Steely Daniel]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

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Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

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Marry/Fuck/Kill: hewitt/cardiel/tnt?

Marry Cardiel, fuck Hewitt, kill tnt.

ez

[shouldn't]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

[close]

Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

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Swing and a miss!
It was actually TNT.

oh i never heard that, makes sense too i guess. how did you know it was him?

& agreed ^ too ez

[Hefe43]

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Dudes in there 30s bleaching there hair always trips me out

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It’s usually to hide the hair thinning…

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Wouldn't that make the hair fall faster? I always assumed that because painting it is so agressive on the hair and scalp or so I thought

It used to fry the shit out of your scalp. I bleached my hair out of boredom during Covid and it’s insane: #1 Bleach works twice as fast as 20 years ago. #2 There was no crazy burning sensation.

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

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The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

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Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Probably hundreds of kids you never hear from again.

I thought the painting was some Gitmo/Banksy rip-off with a Merlino/Christian spin

[EXTRA SPICY]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

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Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

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Swing and a miss!
It was actually TNT.

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oh i never heard that, makes sense too i guess. how did you know it was him?

& agreed ^ too ez

I don't have the bandwidth to track it down, but Dylan put out there in some interview (TSM maybe?) and its been posted on here a bunch too.

[Denim Pizza]

https://youtu.be/4tqgcNnCPMM?feature=shared

Lame ass lie from the Mom in Loch Henry

[figureitout]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

[close]

Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

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Marry/Fuck/Kill: hewitt/cardiel/tnt?

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Marry Cardiel, fuck Hewitt, kill tnt.

ez

Wayyyy too ez, don’t see many or anyone with a different order

[burntout]

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Apologies if this one has been posted before but it was just so bad I had to share

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My goldfish brain can't understand quite well the picture posted

Could someone explain it to me? Who's in charge of the christian prisoners? And why are they on a beach?

[close]

The beach is meant to symbolize Huntington Beach and the prisoners are Nick Merlino's that are being held captive by the Baker team for kooking it while on tour.

[close]

Curious if there are other famous examples of riders missing out on opportunities because they came off as lame on their trial run tour.

[close]

Dylan and Antihero. He made it sound like more of a mutual thing though in his Epicly Later’d.

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he said that a “certain person” didn’t want him on. guessing just by the team at that time, hewitt/cardiel/tnt.. none of them seem like they wouldn’t want dylan on, he was also teammates with all of them on vans. i think the best bet is everyone’s favorite racist who seemingly disappeared/got the boot without anyone noticing/caring, t-mo. just my guess.

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Swing and a miss!
It was actually TNT.

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oh i never heard that, makes sense too i guess. how did you know it was him?

& agreed ^ too ez

dylan had epicly later episodes. though he never said who he didnt vibe with directly, i forgot how people found out

[spooky electric]

as if you'd want dylan on antihero anyway, there is no aesthetic crossover in any way at all.

great skater + great company doesn't always = great pairing.

andrew allen and B.A also didn't/don't really fit on antihero to me either.

[Síota]

as if you'd want dylan on antihero anyway, there is no aesthetic crossover in any way at all.

great skater + great company doesn't always = great pairing.

andrew allen and B.A also didn't/don't really fit on antihero to me either.

But he (Dylan )would have fit on real.

[JugeL]

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as if you'd want dylan on antihero anyway, there is no aesthetic crossover in any way at all.

great skater + great company doesn't always = great pairing.

andrew allen and B.A also didn't/don't really fit on antihero to me either.

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But he (Dylan )would have fit on real.

I would say krooked

[kookdusoleil]

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as if you'd want dylan on antihero anyway, there is no aesthetic crossover in any way at all.

great skater + great company doesn't always = great pairing.

andrew allen and B.A also didn't/don't really fit on antihero to me either.

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But he (Dylan )would have fit on real.

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I would say krooked

Too handsome

[JugeL]

I guess Steves into UFC now

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[kneebone]

Sidenote: looks like Cab has once again completely removed all references to his significantly younger girlfriend from his ig. Sad sack breakup memes incoming?

[TheLurper]

Someone take away this man's phone.

[SatanicPanic]

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Someone take away this man's phone.

That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

[Ricky Vaughn]

Sidenote: looks like Cab has once again completely removed all references to his significantly younger girlfriend from his ig. Sad sack breakup memes incoming?

thoughts and prayers (that they are coming)

[PatrickSkateman]

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Someone take away this man's phone.

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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

For sure there are camouflaged skids in that picture.

[Hefe43]

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Someone take away this man's phone.

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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

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For sure there are camouflaged skids in that picture.

Fuck having a rug around the toilet. That shit is gross and not sanitary

Get some Deebo’s like a normal person

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Cab seriously needs to employee someone to manage the mess that is his social media …

[Tireeedd]

good lordy he is a blight on skating's past present and future

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He is so lame and lacks the self awareness to realize a young woman would only be dating someone like him for the money and benefits

[Atiba Applebum]

He is so lame and lacks the self awareness to realize a young woman would only be dating someone like him for the money and benefits

I don’t know, feels a little misogynistic to assume she’s only in it for the…free slip ons?    People CAN be attracted to older people.   Plus, it’s not like he has Tony Hawk money

[Idk]

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He is so lame and lacks the self awareness to realize a young woman would only be dating someone like him for the money and benefits

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I don’t know, feels a little misogynistic to assume she’s only in it for the…free slip ons?    People CAN be attracted to older people.   Plus, it’s not like he has Tony Hawk money

If he gets $1/2 for every half cab sold that is a lot of money.

[skate_or_dingus]

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Someone take away this man's phone.

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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

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For sure there are camouflaged skids in that picture.

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Fuck having a rug around the toilet. That shit is gross and not sanitary

Get some Deebo’s like a normal person

 Yeah, it'll collect the shit mist and make you sick.

[backside_reacharound]

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Someone take away this man's phone.

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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

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For sure there are camouflaged skids in that picture.

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Fuck having a rug around the toilet. That shit is gross and not sanitary

Get some Deebo’s like a normal person

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 Yeah, it'll collect the shit mist and make you sick.

maybe that's how Cab lost his mind

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

Thoughts and prayers for that dog. For real.

Imagine his point of view for a second: A giant puffing Cab, with drops of sweat on his slightly tilted head because he is struggling to take a shit, taking a picture of you ...

Damn.

[Ricky Vaughn]

dog about to bust a Caballerial outta that bathroom I hope