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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10800 on: September 26, 2023, 05:54:33 PM »
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they're beating his ass in the comments
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can I get some examples? i dont have IG so I can't see the comments, but I still want to pollute my mind with this bullshit. thanks in advance :)
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oof... "you were court ordered to pick the first one." - savage.

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« Reply #10801 on: September 26, 2023, 06:18:31 PM »

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« Reply #10802 on: September 26, 2023, 06:37:08 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10803 on: September 26, 2023, 07:37:29 PM »
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#cabshitoftheday
better than going with (tossing the) #cabsalad

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #10804 on: September 27, 2023, 06:28:25 AM »
Does this count?




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« Reply #10805 on: September 27, 2023, 06:38:54 AM »
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Coworker caught me looking at this, he didn’t say anything but now he’s avoiding eye contact with me thanks for nothing buddy

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Your post in combination with your sig, reminded me of the Family Matters episode where Steve Urkel turns into Stefan Urquelle.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10806 on: September 27, 2023, 08:02:31 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10807 on: September 27, 2023, 08:04:31 AM »
Skate mental done ?

I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10808 on: September 27, 2023, 08:35:51 AM »
Quoting another poster without commenting anything yourself is the most annoying form of virtue signaling on the internet IMO. Just so lazy.

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« Reply #10809 on: September 27, 2023, 09:21:10 AM »
please explain

More of an opinionated thing. Every one of his posts where he has that ensemble on is lame to me, but his skating is incredible. Sorry for the confusion

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10810 on: September 27, 2023, 10:00:56 AM »
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More of an opinionated thing. Every one of his posts where he has that ensemble on is lame to me, but his skating is incredible. Sorry for the confusion
Lol
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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« Reply #10811 on: September 27, 2023, 10:06:58 AM »
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More of an opinionated thing. Every one of his posts where he has that ensemble on is lame to me, but his skating is incredible. Sorry for the confusion
Just make it easy and say you're homophobic dawg

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« Reply #10812 on: September 27, 2023, 10:10:52 AM »
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please explain
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More of an opinionated thing. Every one of his posts where he has that ensemble on is lame to me, but his skating is incredible. Sorry for the confusion
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Just make it easy and say you're homophobic dawg

I'm gay...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10813 on: September 27, 2023, 05:32:07 PM »
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please explain
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More of an opinionated thing. Every one of his posts where he has that ensemble on is lame to me, but his skating is incredible. Sorry for the confusion
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Just make it easy and say you're homophobic dawg
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I'm gay...

A gay homophobe.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10814 on: September 28, 2023, 07:01:11 AM »


Tell the world to eat my dick
I’m a prick motherfucker
Life Hell Tough shit
I’m the bic motherfucker

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« Reply #10816 on: September 30, 2023, 12:15:54 PM »
Damn, considering his lineage I never would have thought he would have gone the prop comedy route.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10817 on: September 30, 2023, 12:45:19 PM »
Seeing mid30s people participate in tik tok trends warms the cockles of my heart.   Can’t wait to see what he does with that Kevin James photo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10818 on: October 04, 2023, 11:01:58 PM »
Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #10819 on: October 04, 2023, 11:19:51 PM »
Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This ... is something else.

Genuine question:
How does a guy like J Casanova gets by these days? I can't imagine him making ANY money from his "rap-career".
Does he sell merch or decks? Doe he work another job? Did he save up tons of money from when he skated? And even that will only get you that far ...

Publicly he tries to convince everyone that he made the right decision by stepping away from skateboarding, but I bet that he cries himself to sleep every night for doing so ...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10820 on: October 05, 2023, 12:24:45 AM »
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Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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This ... is something else.

Genuine question:
How does a guy like J Casanova gets by these days? I can't imagine him making ANY money from his "rap-career".
Does he sell merch or decks? Doe he work another job? Did he save up tons of money from when he skated? And even that will only get you that far ...

Publicly he tries to convince everyone that he made the right decision by stepping away from skateboarding, but I bet that he cries himself to sleep every night for doing so ...

Probably sells pics on feetfinder.com like the rest of us.
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« Reply #10821 on: October 05, 2023, 12:29:35 AM »
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Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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This ... is something else.

Genuine question:
How does a guy like J Casanova gets by these days? I can't imagine him making ANY money from his "rap-career".
Does he sell merch or decks? Doe he work another job? Did he save up tons of money from when he skated? And even that will only get you that far ...

Publicly he tries to convince everyone that he made the right decision by stepping away from skateboarding, but I bet that he cries himself to sleep every night for doing so ...

He must be slangin them SantaCruz Pokemon decks

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10822 on: October 05, 2023, 03:57:50 AM »
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Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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This ... is something else.

Genuine question:
How does a guy like J Casanova gets by these days? I can't imagine him making ANY money from his "rap-career".
Does he sell merch or decks? Doe he work another job? Did he save up tons of money from when he skated? And even that will only get you that far ...

Publicly he tries to convince everyone that he made the right decision by stepping away from skateboarding, but I bet that he cries himself to sleep every night for doing so ...



He has that 'rich parents' vibe of just fuckin' around coz he knows he'll be ok.  Take risks on stuff because it doesn't have to pan out.  He's been doing music for 14 years now, and it's sure as shit not paying the bills.  From this thread - https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=100780.90

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A buddy from Boston told me his parents were loaded (doctors or dentists) and they were millionaires long before he started skating. He probably hooked them up pretty good when he was earning and now they hook him up with an allowance or something.



https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2012/08/14/skateboarders-on-money/

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"2. What financial advice would you give to a newly sponsored skater who’s beginning to make a little money?

Jereme Rogers: Enjoy it, don’t save, but that doesn’t mean waste it. Don’t just save. Always believe there’s more and trust that the man upstairs is your supplier. He has bottomless pockets. Penny pinching and saving puts restrictions and limitations on your mind leaving you to believe that you need to be saving. Have faith that you’re gonna make more and more every year, which you can most certainly do with a healthy mental attitude and outlook towards money. Have faith and be content where you’re at while always craving to conquer more. We were made to be conquerers.
[/size]3. What is the most expensive thing you’ve bought?
Jereme Rogers:[/font] House, and an Aston Martin if we’re talking outside of property.
[/size]4. Have you made any investments?
Jereme Rogers:[/font] Too many to count. Most recent would be PMP; a production company I started for music. Which is so I can sign artists and producers. We have a great rapper right now named Detroit, an 8mile representative, and a few in house producers. So that shit is definitly an expense."


Dont think I need to google PMP to know if that actually exists..


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10823 on: October 05, 2023, 04:12:55 AM »
Always believe there’s more and trust that the man upstairs is your supplier

That's gotta be up there with the worst financial advice ever uttered.

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« Reply #10824 on: October 05, 2023, 04:35:04 AM »
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Always believe there’s more and trust that the man upstairs is your supplier
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That's gotta be up there with the worst financial advice ever uttered.

Haha I was just about to say that.

What the hell ...

@radcunt Thank you, and gnarred for the effort and info.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10825 on: October 05, 2023, 06:27:46 AM »
the rapper is named detroit?

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« Reply #10826 on: October 05, 2023, 06:45:21 AM »
Detroit Velvet Smooth, technically.


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« Reply #10827 on: October 05, 2023, 08:20:56 AM »
Wild that JR decided to straight up leave the industry for music, when he could've easily dabbled in both while maintaining respect and fans in skating. Dude's either an idiot, or endured something sketchy that forced him to depart entirely.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10828 on: October 05, 2023, 11:03:56 AM »
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Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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This ... is something else.

Genuine question:
How does a guy like J Casanova gets by these days? I can't imagine him making ANY money from his "rap-career".
Does he sell merch or decks? Doe he work another job? Did he save up tons of money from when he skated? And even that will only get you that far ...

Publicly he tries to convince everyone that he made the right decision by stepping away from skateboarding, but I bet that he cries himself to sleep every night for doing so ...

Anyone know what outlet mall this is filmed at?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10829 on: October 05, 2023, 11:34:38 AM »
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Speaking of Mr. Casanova, how do you get progressively worse while putting so much effort into something?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu43sHqLJhL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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This ... is something else.

Genuine question:
How does a guy like J Casanova gets by these days? I can't imagine him making ANY money from his "rap-career".
Does he sell merch or decks? Doe he work another job? Did he save up tons of money from when he skated? And even that will only get you that far ...

Publicly he tries to convince everyone that he made the right decision by stepping away from skateboarding, but I bet that he cries himself to sleep every night for doing so ...
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Anyone know what outlet mall this is filmed at?

I always thought he had a stable/wealthy family that didn't let him blow his money. There's also a removed 2019 Jenkem video interview that says he has business ventures with P-rod in the description. Mikey Taylor fucked off once his investments started to pay off. Similarly, Kareem Campbell invested in real estate and just sort of left without making a big fuss.

but then I found this old post that says he isn't from money, but he still could have been getting good financial advice.

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A buddy from Boston told me his parents were loaded (doctors or dentists) and they were millionaires long before he started skating. He probably hooked them up pretty good when he was earning and now they hook him up with an allowance or something.
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Your buddy is sus as fuck. Jereme's mom was a bartender at applebees