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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11370 on: December 04, 2023, 05:28:47 PM »
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Vile clothing and hair aside that guy just stinks of hollyweird shadiness and morally corrupt behaviour.
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He should send the third slide into thrasher “poser of the month”

Yeah that's some straight-up dookie no-no. Look how clean his orange ass wheels are. Dude walked up to the rail, set up for a tail drop off the middle of the rail, and said "hurry, quick! get the photo before I fall off".

Or maybe it was a self timer, and he actually had to balance on the rail for at least 10 seconds. Would provide enough time for him to think about what stupid kind of grin he should make.

Why is this even in this thread? Burbleberry was never a pro thankfully.
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11371 on: December 04, 2023, 05:39:18 PM »
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Vile clothing and hair aside that guy just stinks of hollyweird shadiness and morally corrupt behaviour.
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He should send the third slide into thrasher “poser of the month”
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Yeah that's some straight-up dookie no-no. Look how clean his orange ass wheels are. Dude walked up to the rail, set up for a tail drop off the middle of the rail, and said "hurry, quick! get the photo before I fall off".

Or maybe it was a self timer, and he actually had to balance on the rail for at least 10 seconds. Would provide enough time for him to think about what stupid kind of grin he should make.

Why is this even in this thread? Burbleberry was never a pro thankfully.

Yea, Kookberry is going to need to back this up with some footage.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11372 on: December 04, 2023, 10:17:18 PM »
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Vile clothing and hair aside that guy just stinks of hollyweird shadiness and morally corrupt behaviour.
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He should send the third slide into thrasher “poser of the month”
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Yeah that's some straight-up dookie no-no. Look how clean his orange ass wheels are. Dude walked up to the rail, set up for a tail drop off the middle of the rail, and said "hurry, quick! get the photo before I fall off".

Or maybe it was a self timer, and he actually had to balance on the rail for at least 10 seconds. Would provide enough time for him to think about what stupid kind of grin he should make.

Why is this even in this thread? Burbleberry was never a pro thankfully.
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Yea, Kookberry is going to need to back this up with some footage.

Literally

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11373 on: December 04, 2023, 10:28:10 PM »
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Vile clothing and hair aside that guy just stinks of hollyweird shadiness and morally corrupt behaviour.
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He should send the third slide into thrasher “poser of the month”
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Yeah that's some straight-up dookie no-no. Look how clean his orange ass wheels are. Dude walked up to the rail, set up for a tail drop off the middle of the rail, and said "hurry, quick! get the photo before I fall off".

Or maybe it was a self timer, and he actually had to balance on the rail for at least 10 seconds. Would provide enough time for him to think about what stupid kind of grin he should make.

Why is this even in this thread? Burbleberry was never a pro thankfully.
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Yea, Kookberry is going to need to back this up with some footage.
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Bummed that I just read “literally” in his voice.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11374 on: December 04, 2023, 10:31:58 PM »
He's just a cocksucker

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11375 on: December 04, 2023, 11:48:52 PM »
I will always be grateful to him for explaining to me the proper way to use “deadass” in a sentence.
I’m not letting my YouTube algorithm anywhere near that video.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11376 on: December 05, 2023, 12:09:36 AM »
He's just a cocksucker
So am I but I’d never fake a skate photo.
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11377 on: December 05, 2023, 12:12:08 AM »
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So am I but I’d never fake a skate photo.

I did once when I was like 10...

It's a reference to what the guys above were talking about though

https://www.tiktok.com/@soundcloudplugnb/video/7190930316725488942

My apologies for posting a tiktok link also

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11379 on: December 05, 2023, 01:52:56 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11380 on: December 05, 2023, 06:17:16 AM »
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So am I but I’d never fake a skate photo.
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I did once when I was like 10...

It's a reference to what the guys above were talking about though

https://www.tiktok.com/@soundcloudplugnb/video/7190930316725488942

My apologies for posting a tiktok link also


Anyone have friends who post throwbacks to photos that aren’t makes? Like now that it’s been 15 + years, like it’s past the statuette of limitations, so they think is ok?

I refuse to believe they think they landed it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11381 on: December 05, 2023, 07:14:53 AM »
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Smart money says those are actually standard 28" x 30" inseam pants and he's just a frail ass waif of a pale ass babyman
that being said
he look like he would still easily fold @spectral image and conveniently store him in a mercury tracer cargo area, as many have

im conveniently stored in yo head apparently. start my fan club already..

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11382 on: December 05, 2023, 08:09:58 AM »

And everyone praising tom knox for fast feet? He could never

he would impregnate all three of them while jumping over them

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11383 on: December 05, 2023, 09:04:52 AM »
How does burberry boy make money? Are people paying him for this stuff? Are his parents rich? What happened to his chin?
In 5 years skateboarding will be dirtbiking

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11384 on: December 05, 2023, 11:14:59 AM »
Pretty sure he models, appears in music videos, and runs a clothing brand.  Whether or not you’re into his aesthetic, he does have a market value and fans and is probably living pretty comfortably.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11385 on: December 05, 2023, 12:01:06 PM »
Pretty sure he models, appears in music videos, and runs a clothing brand.  Whether or not you’re into his aesthetic, he does have a market value and fans and is probably living pretty comfortably.

It’s confusing because his “aesthetic” is Derelicte.
 
It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11386 on: December 05, 2023, 12:19:40 PM »
Pretty sure he models, appears in music videos, and runs a clothing brand.  Whether or not you’re into his aesthetic, he does have a market value and fans and is probably living pretty comfortably.

Yeah doing that stuff as a job usually means "intergenerational wealth"

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11387 on: December 09, 2023, 10:10:22 PM »
For anyone who has wondered why your Instagram won't embed: check if it's a reel, and remove the query param of your user ID.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0M35dqP8cs/

If you dare to visit this link, you'll get to see Jeff Dechesare

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Oh, the places you'll go.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11388 on: December 09, 2023, 10:28:13 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0M35dqP8cs/

If someone wants to do the smart-brain thing and imbed the link, you'll get to see Jeff Deshutes:

1. Pronounce his name
2. Teach you how to avoid any sense of practicality while nollie flipping.

Pretty petty and lame of you to think this was worth to be mentioned here.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11389 on: December 09, 2023, 10:32:51 PM »
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If someone wants to do the smart-brain thing and imbed the link, you'll get to see Jeff Deshutes:

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Pretty petty and lame of you to think this was worth to be mentioned here.

My b, I'll check with you first next time.
Oh, the places you'll go.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11390 on: December 10, 2023, 05:33:23 AM »
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0M35dqP8cs/

If someone wants to do the smart-brain thing and imbed the link, you'll get to see Jeff Deshutes:

1. Pronounce his name
2. Teach you how to avoid any sense of practicality while nollie flipping.
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Pretty petty and lame of you to think this was worth to be mentioned here.
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My b, I'll check with you first next time.

i mean, that nollie flip was pretty lame

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11391 on: December 10, 2023, 06:20:54 AM »
How does burberry boy make money? Are people paying him for this stuff? Are his parents rich? What happened to his chin?
he’s playboi carti’s stylist

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11392 on: December 10, 2023, 10:34:19 AM »
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How does burberry boy make money? Are people paying him for this stuff? Are his parents rich? What happened to his chin?
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he’s playboi carti’s stylist
Whatever it takes to keep him away of skateboarding

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11393 on: December 10, 2023, 03:03:02 PM »
He's just a cocksucker

The world needs cocksuckers but the world doesn’t need that dude.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11394 on: December 20, 2023, 10:47:33 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1FZyt8JTTI/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Not a pro but lame for them to be poking fun at shops closing. This brand has probably only survived thanks to Zumiez and Milou and now he’s of.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11395 on: December 20, 2023, 10:49:14 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1FZyt8JTTI/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Not a pro but lame for them to be poking fun at shops closing. This brand has probably only survived thanks to Zumiez and Milou and now he’s of.
Dont worry they will probably go under next year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11396 on: December 20, 2023, 11:21:26 AM »
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Not a pro but lame for them to be poking fun at shops closing. This brand has probably only survived thanks to Zumiez and Milou and now he’s of.
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Dont worry they will probably go under next year


Yeah kinda ironic how they’re probably struggling to stay afloat themselves. Not surprised they don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11397 on: December 20, 2023, 02:30:48 PM »
He does have a market value and fans and is probably living pretty comfortably.

I know you're not saying he's not a kook, and you're reacting to the post before you about the how and what of his income, but it always strikes me that this type of thing is only ever really said about a kook.

I mean, if someone said about me '....well, he doés have a market value', I think I'd send myself to Siberia for a couple of months.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11398 on: December 20, 2023, 02:36:40 PM »
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1FZyt8JTTI/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Not a pro but lame for them to be poking fun at shops closing. This brand has probably only survived thanks to Zumiez and Milou and now he’s of.
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Dont worry they will probably go under next year
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Yeah kinda ironic how they’re probably struggling to stay afloat themselves. Not surprised they don’t know the difference between your and you’re.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11399 on: December 20, 2023, 02:49:29 PM »
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Pretty sure he models, appears in music videos, and runs a clothing brand.  Whether or not you’re into his aesthetic, he does have a market value and fans and is probably living pretty comfortably.
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It’s confusing because his “aesthetic” is Derelicte.
 
It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

When in fact it is the bourgeois white boys with a risqué action sports passion and a character unafraid to defend other white boys from unfounded accusations and use terms like "disgruntled employee" that make this city so unique. :*