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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13830 on: November 12, 2024, 01:28:37 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13831 on: November 12, 2024, 02:15:18 PM »
Bolts, if you read this. As a Palestinian dude, please put as much distance between yourself and our movement as possible. Thank you.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13832 on: November 12, 2024, 02:54:37 PM »
"Stop making me sound like a bad guy!1!", your actions and past already did enough loser.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13833 on: November 12, 2024, 03:29:43 PM »
Guys don’t you realize that he craves for attention? And you're feeding it to him big time.

Just ignore him. What does he have to offer that’s worth giving attention? Nothing. He’s a stupid nobody trying to get reactions with crazy antics.

He’s like the child having a meltdown in the supermarket because it doesn’t get the fancy candy.

 
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13834 on: November 12, 2024, 05:45:03 PM »
Guys don’t you realize that he craves for attention? And you're feeding it to him big time.

Just ignore him. What does he have to offer that’s worth giving attention? Nothing. He’s a stupid nobody trying to get reactions with crazy antics.

He’s like the child having a meltdown in the supermarket because it doesn’t get the fancy candy.

Wait what's the fancy candy? I want that

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13835 on: November 12, 2024, 06:03:17 PM »
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Guys don’t you realize that he craves for attention? And you're feeding it to him big time.

Just ignore him. What does he have to offer that’s worth giving attention? Nothing. He’s a stupid nobody trying to get reactions with crazy antics.

He’s like the child having a meltdown in the supermarket because it doesn’t get the fancy candy.
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Wait what's the fancy candy? I want that

it puts the fancy candy in the basket vibes fr
Sometimes you eat the dogshit. Sometimes the dogshit eats you.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13836 on: November 12, 2024, 06:13:50 PM »
Colin out here flexing his University of Facebook degree.
god damn thats all time. Wish I could could gnar.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13837 on: November 12, 2024, 06:16:10 PM »
Mods please change my name to Fancy Candy

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13838 on: November 12, 2024, 08:04:03 PM »
Shout out to fancy candy.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13839 on: November 12, 2024, 09:41:01 PM »
footy of bolts tryna get a taste of that fancy candy

https://youtu.be/n32YMFjMZFc?si=oYXd6XDkaDRBwFrU

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13840 on: November 13, 2024, 12:58:32 AM »
This guy is not a pro by any stretch why is this in here?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13841 on: November 13, 2024, 02:40:00 AM »
Pro for King skateboards I think
Check out my music

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13842 on: November 13, 2024, 03:08:21 AM »
Pro for King skateboards I think


clearly he's on edgelort skateboards.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13843 on: November 13, 2024, 04:00:53 AM »
Shout out to fancy candy.

You know the (unhinged) vibes.
Chi vive in baracca, chi suda il salario,
Chi ruba pensioni, chi ha scarsa memoria,
Chi ha crisi interiori, chi scava nei cuori,
Chi legge la mano, chi regna sovrano,
Chi suda, chi lotta, chi mangia una volta,
Chi gli manca la casa, chi vive da solo,
Chi trova scontato, chi come ha trovato...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13844 on: November 13, 2024, 07:06:26 AM »
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holy shit dude needs help
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Shoutout my boy @231st Street…..you made it G
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Ugh- I think a fair number of people on here know who I am in real life, so didn't really appreciate the youtube shoutout. 

Although, to be fair, did screen shot it and send it to a number of my friends.

As fun as it is joking around on here with the "Pals" and being hated for politics/kooked and the butt of the joke, don't  want to spend my time dealing with his kid more than I have to in reality.

My posts were intended as a warming as someone else noted, but its probably not necessary at this point and def. dont want to dox him anymore than hes revealed his info himself.. 

The reality is- it is driving views for him- if I sent this to 5 of my friends saying "look at this crazy shit and hes really focused on me", that means he got 5 views.

It is hard not to react, because people in NYC try to make the skate scene a friendly place for people of different ethnicities, backgrounds, sex, etc.

It certainly isn't easy in a huge city with tons of different kind of people with every view, ethnicity, background. 

But clearly, he wants to go viral.

Peace and love, all.

I'm going to try to stick to the appreciation board. 

I've got some more Mike V content loaded up to my phone for the right time.

Bolts; if you are still reading this, just chill out bro. Not fake concern!

Your a better man than I 231st, looking forward to more Mike V poems
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13845 on: November 13, 2024, 11:58:13 AM »
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Guys don’t you realize that he craves for attention? And you're feeding it to him big time.

Just ignore him. What does he have to offer that’s worth giving attention? Nothing. He’s a stupid nobody trying to get reactions with crazy antics.

He’s like the child having a meltdown in the supermarket because it doesn’t get the fancy candy.
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Wait what's the fancy candy? I want that

Tolberone. It’s from Europe.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13846 on: November 13, 2024, 12:36:14 PM »
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holy shit dude needs help
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Shoutout my boy @231st Street…..you made it G
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Ugh- I think a fair number of people on here know who I am in real life, so didn't really appreciate the youtube shoutout. 

Although, to be fair, did screen shot it and send it to a number of my friends.

As fun as it is joking around on here with the "Pals" and being hated for politics/kooked and the butt of the joke, don't  want to spend my time dealing with his kid more than I have to in reality.

My posts were intended as a warming as someone else noted, but its probably not necessary at this point and def. dont want to dox him anymore than hes revealed his info himself.. 

The reality is- it is driving views for him- if I sent this to 5 of my friends saying "look at this crazy shit and hes really focused on me", that means he got 5 views.

It is hard not to react, because people in NYC try to make the skate scene a friendly place for people of different ethnicities, backgrounds, sex, etc.

It certainly isn't easy in a huge city with tons of different kind of people with every view, ethnicity, background. 

But clearly, he wants to go viral.

Peace and love, all.

I'm going to try to stick to the appreciation board. 

I've got some more Mike V content loaded up to my phone for the right time.

Bolts; if you are still reading this, just chill out bro. Not fake concern!
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Your a better man than I 231st, looking forward to more Mike V poems

Honestly anything snarky I say just feels like punching down so I’ll go the opposite direction and say congrats for getting out of bed and please remember this nice comment if you ever think about tracking me down

“You look like you’d fit on Revive or Braille skateboards perfectly!”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13847 on: November 13, 2024, 12:40:14 PM »
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Guys don’t you realize that he craves for attention? And you're feeding it to him big time.

Just ignore him. What does he have to offer that’s worth giving attention? Nothing. He’s a stupid nobody trying to get reactions with crazy antics.

He’s like the child having a meltdown in the supermarket because it doesn’t get the fancy candy.
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Wait what's the fancy candy? I want that
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Tolberone. It’s from Europe.


*holds up pinky

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13848 on: November 13, 2024, 04:06:48 PM »

Why am I not surprised

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13849 on: November 13, 2024, 04:08:55 PM »
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Guys don’t you realize that he craves for attention? And you're feeding it to him big time.

Just ignore him. What does he have to offer that’s worth giving attention? Nothing. He’s a stupid nobody trying to get reactions with crazy antics.

He’s like the child having a meltdown in the supermarket because it doesn’t get the fancy candy.
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Wait what's the fancy candy? I want that


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13850 on: November 13, 2024, 04:48:28 PM »

Why am I not surprised

Ol' Horsey simping for Trump is the least surprising thing imaginable.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13851 on: November 13, 2024, 05:32:28 PM »
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Why am I not surprised
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Ol' Horsey simping for Trump is the least surprising thing imaginable.
Homey caught whiff of Bolts last-minute gambit for KOTY & didn’t want to come in 3rd.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13852 on: November 13, 2024, 06:32:17 PM »
I like that utilitarian candy

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13853 on: November 13, 2024, 06:41:19 PM »
Cadbury's is the King of Chocolate
HEY SLAP LOOK TO THE SKY FOUR HORSEMEN LOOKIN IN MY EYE THE GLORY THE GLORY HALLELUJAH MAN STARTED TO CRY

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« Reply #13854 on: November 13, 2024, 07:23:38 PM »
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Why am I not surprised
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Ol' Horsey simping for Trump is the least surprising thing imaginable.
plot twist: mikey made it himself

anyone catch cyril jackson making a gofundme for himself to go film a trick for a homie vid?

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« Reply #13855 on: November 13, 2024, 08:29:21 PM »
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Why am I not surprised
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Ol' Horsey simping for Trump is the least surprising thing imaginable.

I got so scared that this was about Horsey of The High Five/Send Help fame
I wanna crap in a box just to mail it to you so your bitch ass can smell it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13856 on: November 13, 2024, 08:36:48 PM »
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Why am I not surprised
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Ol' Horsey simping for Trump is the least surprising thing imaginable.
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plot twist: mikey made it himself

anyone catch cyril jackson making a gofundme for himself to go film a trick for a homie vid?
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Horsey Taylor must have made this himself. Who else in their right mind would make this unless it’s a shitpost. No amount of kool aid could make anyone think that this is a good idea

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13857 on: November 13, 2024, 08:46:44 PM »
It's a joke from skate twitter

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« Reply #13858 on: November 13, 2024, 11:09:11 PM »
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holy shit dude needs help
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This boltz the snowman guy gives a lot of Mario Cantone expressions, but Mario Cantone is way cooler.
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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« Reply #13859 on: November 14, 2024, 12:32:28 AM »
It's a joke from skate twitter

Skate Twitter = Mike Taylor confirmed
Jerrys Kid : "I work at my real job like I'm a pro skater. Years of work can be summarized to about 3 minutes worth of actual achievements."