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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14040 on: December 20, 2024, 02:07:54 AM »
Henry Sanchez is somehow the most fried Sight Unseener in spite of the long odds

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14041 on: December 20, 2024, 06:33:27 AM »

Wtf Koston




Cunt towed his boat off Berra for years. Don’t kid yourself that he’s not a fuckstick with other dogshit friends

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14042 on: December 20, 2024, 06:45:49 AM »
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Cunt towed his boat off Berra for years. Don’t kid yourself that he’s not a fuckstick with other dogshit friends

For real! Why would this be surprising to anyone? Dude's always been a total kook, regardless of skill...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14043 on: December 20, 2024, 06:47:42 AM »
Koston is the equivalent of the Steve Buscemi "How do you do fellow kids" meme. Dude is near 50 and tries too hard to fit in with the younger generation. Kooky shit

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14044 on: December 20, 2024, 06:48:21 AM »


Maybe one day a leftist teacher will groom Henry Sanchez into becoming a person who can read a fucking book.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14045 on: December 20, 2024, 07:05:38 AM »
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Cunt towed his boat off Berra for years. Don’t kid yourself that he’s not a fuckstick with other dogshit friends
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For real! Why would this be surprising to anyone? Dude's always been a total kook, regardless of skill...
who's this and why do we care? name sounds like that girl who got killed by israel 20-ish years ago.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14046 on: December 20, 2024, 07:38:20 AM »
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Cunt towed his boat off Berra for years. Don’t kid yourself that he’s not a fuckstick with other dogshit friends
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For real! Why would this be surprising to anyone? Dude's always been a total kook, regardless of skill...
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who's this and why do we care? name sounds like that girl who got killed by israel 20-ish years ago.
Harmony Korine's wife who seems to be partying with the EDGLRD team and also Ivanka/Kushner.



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14047 on: December 20, 2024, 10:04:21 AM »
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Cunt towed his boat off Berra for years. Don’t kid yourself that he’s not a fuckstick with other dogshit friends
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For real! Why would this be surprising to anyone? Dude's always been a total kook, regardless of skill...
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who's this and why do we care? name sounds like that girl who got killed by israel 20-ish years ago.
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Harmony Korine's wife who seems to be partying with the EDGLRD team and also Ivanka/Kushner.





She's also super supportive of dropping bombs on brown kids. Let's not forget that detail.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14048 on: December 20, 2024, 11:07:54 AM »
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Cunt towed his boat off Berra for years. Don’t kid yourself that he’s not a fuckstick with other dogshit friends
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For real! Why would this be surprising to anyone? Dude's always been a total kook, regardless of skill...
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who's this and why do we care? name sounds like that girl who got killed by israel 20-ish years ago.
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Harmony Korine's wife who seems to be partying with the EDGLRD team and also Ivanka/Kushner.




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She's also super supportive of dropping bombs on brown kids. Let's not forget that detail.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14049 on: December 20, 2024, 12:43:42 PM »
Doesn’t exactly fit but I wasn’t sure where else to put it. There is an account on fb called ‘Jamie Foy’ that clearly isn’t Foy and I have been laughing on and off for like five minutes at ‘amazing stunt by this world champion boy’

« Last Edit: December 20, 2024, 03:50:09 PM by double fakie ollie grind »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14050 on: December 20, 2024, 05:14:38 PM »



What a fucking idiot. No wonder why nobody wanted to sponsor him after begging on the Nine Club.

I always mask up before reading a Sanch post

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14051 on: December 21, 2024, 09:13:43 AM »
Alan Gelfand admits he ‘made up’ the ollie and all you sheeple went along with it. Fucking dumbasses!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14052 on: December 21, 2024, 09:41:43 AM »
Clearly this doesn't rise to the level of Koston palling around with genocide cheerleaders, but what do the pals make of Lutzka's latest business venture?

https://www.instagram.com/stories/greglutzka/3505549140035870109/?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MXR3dXI2djhpZmxveg%3D%3D

The way he stresses that it's FREE makes me think he's already got a buttload of contracts in place to sell user data.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14053 on: December 21, 2024, 10:16:22 AM »
Clearly this doesn't rise to the level of Koston palling around with genocide cheerleaders, but what do the pals make of Lutzka's latest business venture?

https://www.instagram.com/stories/greglutzka/3505549140035870109/?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MXR3dXI2djhpZmxveg%3D%3D

The way he stresses that it's FREE makes me think he's already got a buttload of contracts in place to sell user data.

Lutzka does more plugs than his Turkish hair transplant sponsor
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14054 on: December 21, 2024, 10:35:27 AM »
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Clearly this doesn't rise to the level of Koston palling around with genocide cheerleaders, but what do the pals make of Lutzka's latest business venture?

https://www.instagram.com/stories/greglutzka/3505549140035870109/?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MXR3dXI2djhpZmxveg%3D%3D

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Lutzka does more plugs than his Turkish hair transplant sponsor

Great patter.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14055 on: December 21, 2024, 10:37:22 AM »
Clearly this doesn't rise to the level of Koston palling around with genocide cheerleaders, but what do the pals make of Lutzka's latest business venture?

https://www.instagram.com/stories/greglutzka/3505549140035870109/?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MXR3dXI2djhpZmxveg%3D%3D

The way he stresses that it's FREE makes me think he's already got a buttload of contracts in place to sell user data.
Man needs to find something else to do with his free hand other than repeatedly pointing like he’s in a 90s hip-hop video.
Also interesting to see that somebody has gone to a lot of trouble to basically replicate SLAP.
That @EBT card dood gonna be pissed that somebody else already done drank his milkshake.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14056 on: December 21, 2024, 11:02:25 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14057 on: December 21, 2024, 11:48:58 AM »

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I laughed so fucking hard at this. This has to be some kind of joke - Stuff like this is what this thread was made for.
The emoji he used seals the deal as well. Everything about this is so historic - what the fuck did he mean by that at all? how does it relate to the post? why was his cock semi-hard on a balcony broad daylight - i dont know any more.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14058 on: December 21, 2024, 11:57:48 AM »
i dont know if im fucked up. but sometimes i think about the possibility of a proto-society where the essential theme is "rape or be raped" and you have to use the wilderness to hide from other humans who will take your butt. Daveed's reply here given the context seems like in his vulnerable crash-out state, he needs close ones around him perhaps to protect himself from being raped? - i am not sure about this interpretation though.

We can also consider that he could mean that without close friends around him, he might get financially raped by another entity off his music - fellas with an IQ as low as his are prone to the scams i bet.

I cant help but be appalled that this is what it has come to for daveed. one day he has his cock out on the balcony and hes a rockstar, the next day he cant help but expose his anxiety about the threat of being "rape " to a random commenter - daveed is in a crashout state and thats for sure.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14059 on: December 21, 2024, 06:41:29 PM »
his shoulder tattoo of the guitars as crossbones is hilarious

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14060 on: December 21, 2024, 10:42:05 PM »
did daveed beat jt to the punch?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14061 on: December 21, 2024, 10:48:44 PM »
Rough half camel toe

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14062 on: December 21, 2024, 11:19:45 PM »
koston needs to act his age

shouldn't you be helping your kid with their math homework or something? grow the fuck up dog

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14063 on: December 22, 2024, 12:27:20 AM »
i dont know if im fucked up. but sometimes i think about the possibility of a proto-society where the essential theme is "rape or be raped" and you have to use the wilderness to hide from other humans who will take your butt. Daveed's reply here given the context seems like in his vulnerable crash-out state, he needs close ones around him perhaps to protect himself from being raped? - i am not sure about this interpretation though.

We can also consider that he could mean that without close friends around him, he might get financially raped by another entity off his music - fellas with an IQ as low as his are prone to the scams i bet.

I cant help but be appalled that this is what it has come to for daveed. one day he has his cock out on the balcony and hes a rockstar, the next day he cant help but expose his anxiety about the threat of being "rape " to a random commenter - daveed is in a crashout state and thats for sure.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14064 on: December 22, 2024, 12:29:14 AM »
koston needs to act his age

shouldn't you be helping your kid with their math homework or something? grow the fuck up dog

I guarantee you koston’s kid helps him out with math.   And that’s not a joke about how he fucked up Numbers, he’s just a 30 year + pro skater.   Don’t think he had much formal book learning before he became a sponsored talent



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« Reply #14065 on: December 22, 2024, 12:53:50 AM »
I mean with the status of the music industry lately, this daveed could actually be the next big thing.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14066 on: December 22, 2024, 01:14:35 AM »
did daveed beat jt to the punch?
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Look at that thing. Looks like Britney kinda was still a virgin.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14068 on: December 22, 2024, 05:40:54 AM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14069 on: December 22, 2024, 08:29:46 AM »
Hahah that dgonz “BACK IN THE STUDIO” post to some royalty free clown music is so good. Dude is def on Hosoi levels of meth.

Nak was posting pictures giving away any skate product he had left at stoner and or cherry park.
Didn’t look like it was just FA and Adidas. King done and Nak on reality? Probably not.


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