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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14190 on: January 05, 2025, 02:58:54 PM »
Roid rage, cars, and guns are a definitely a pretty american combo. In florida no less

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14191 on: January 05, 2025, 03:04:03 PM »
I get the feeling our dark roast over here is going to be the next Evan Hernandez in terms of "trouble" with the law.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14194 on: January 06, 2025, 01:23:31 PM »
I get the feeling our dark roast over here is going to be the next Evan Hernandez in terms of "trouble" with the law.

Totally. Slinging roids or worse.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14196 on: January 06, 2025, 02:46:54 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14197 on: January 06, 2025, 05:58:18 PM »
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I get the feeling our dark roast over here is going to be the next Evan Hernandez in terms of "trouble" with the law.
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Totally. Slinging roids or worse.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14198 on: January 06, 2025, 06:03:44 PM »
I wonder if the right's use of the phrase "Let's Go Brandon" pushed him over the edge?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14199 on: January 06, 2025, 06:07:38 PM »
I wonder if the right's use of the phrase "Let's Go Brandon" pushed him over the edge?

Dude heard it and went (glazed) HAM.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14200 on: January 06, 2025, 06:11:24 PM »
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I wonder if the right's use of the phrase "Let's Go Brandon" pushed him over the edge?
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Dude heard it and went (glazed) HAM.

Bright-but-deep-red lives matter I guess.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14201 on: January 06, 2025, 06:11:48 PM »
this is what an undefeated arm wrestling streak does to a mfer

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14202 on: January 06, 2025, 06:15:34 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14203 on: January 06, 2025, 07:00:46 PM »
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« Reply #14204 on: January 06, 2025, 07:02:04 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14206 on: January 06, 2025, 10:42:55 PM »
this is what an undefeated arm wrestling streak does to a mfer

I can’t wait to see him enter one of those hard slap competitions.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14207 on: January 06, 2025, 10:47:41 PM »
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this is what an undefeated arm wrestling streak does to a mfer
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I can’t wait to see him enter one of those hard slap competitions.


Does a Hard Slap competition involve thinking about Fred gall in compromising positions?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14208 on: January 07, 2025, 12:04:33 AM »
Dark Brandon

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14209 on: January 07, 2025, 12:11:18 AM »
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this is what an undefeated arm wrestling streak does to a mfer
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I can’t wait to see him enter one of those hard slap competitions.
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Does a Hard Slap competition involve thinking about Fred gall in compromising positions?

Nah, that would be a Hard Fap competition.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14210 on: January 07, 2025, 12:14:50 AM »
Could see him on sweet baby rays

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14211 on: January 07, 2025, 02:11:42 AM »
I had a dream last night that I was covering myself in super dark red fake tan and I think it was because of this thread

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14212 on: January 07, 2025, 04:03:02 AM »



This thin-skinned loser…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14213 on: January 07, 2025, 05:49:41 AM »
Could see him on sweet baby rays

I'm seeing sweet baby rays on him

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14214 on: January 07, 2025, 08:53:42 AM »



This thin-skinned loser…

For a second I was about to “wrong thread bro” you but then I realized this isn’t the biebel photoshop thread and it’s actually in the appropriate place, god can JT suck any harder??? Wonder who the former art director was and if he has any BTS stories of JT shenanigans
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14215 on: January 07, 2025, 09:12:24 AM »
The former art director is Jamie.




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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14216 on: January 07, 2025, 09:23:38 AM »
The former art director is Jamie.




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That would make sense, wonder what starting out pay would be? For sure whoever is getting the job is gonna be doing it for the love, because I can’t honestly see Jamie letting someone else take over the reigns, that and he is advertising on social media, I’m willing to bet he is gonna hire some dude that is nostalgic for zero and pay him shit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14217 on: January 07, 2025, 09:26:47 AM »
word around town is he will charge $15k for you to quit and then still sell all your products out of his garage insta

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14218 on: January 07, 2025, 09:29:49 AM »
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That would make sense, wonder what starting out pay would be? For sure whoever is getting the job is gonna be doing it for the love, because I can’t honestly see Jamie letting someone else take over the reigns, that and he is advertising on social media, I’m willing to bet he is gonna hire some dude that is nostalgic for zero and pay him shit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14219 on: January 07, 2025, 09:44:24 AM »
Jamie’s going to be punching the air when the new art director figures out a way to incorporate a crucifix and The Misfits in the same graphic