lame instagram posts by pros

[pantyhero]

There's literally no protein in the veggie man

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

dat banana tho!

[Binomial Nomenclature]

^beat me to it 

[ToySanta]

Well damn, I didn’t even notice. 🍌 🍗. Also, one has two drinks??

They both fit in Chucks though.

[kneebone]

Not sure which is dumber: Cab’s faux intellectualism or the people in this thread analyzing those diagrams literally

[smellsdead]

you french fry ankle having mf

[Plan9Customs]

Cab on nutrition:

I don’t think it’s a lame post per se, but I certainly wouldn’t be taking dietary advice from a guy who thinks he reinvented salad because he chucked in some strawberries 🍓

He went from singing the praises of a fast food diet to this? Maybe he’s becoming more mature and acting his age….



Nah. Probably just trying to impress the little girlies with his healthy eating.

[Atiba Applebum]

Why is fruit man’s dick coming out of his belly button?

[fakie nollie]

My knees are actually made of French fries. It’s a degenerative disease. They’ll eventually turn into latkes. Thanks for reminding me, Steve, you old bitch

[jgonzalez]

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Cab on nutrition:

I don’t think it’s a lame post per se, but I certainly wouldn’t be taking dietary advice from a guy who thinks he reinvented salad because he chucked in some strawberries 🍓

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It’s pretty fucking lame for the body shaming alone. The body type of the left + the alleged food intake in the diagram isn’t necessarily accurate nor the pinnacle of health. I’m all for humans eating more fruits and vegetables overall, but in my opinion this is a harmful and simplistic take. Associating all the foods on the right with that body type is harmful and reductive and perpetuates stereotypes that lead to eating disorders.

I feel you no doubt

But I’m pretty sure cab wouldn’t understand what you just wrote

[TheLurper]

This post from December didn't age well.

[skate_or_dingus]

Why is fruit man’s dick coming out of his belly button?

 Yours doesn't?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

This post from December didn't age well.

whilst I'm not a proponent of GMOs in general, the irony of Jereme posting and talking about being healthy is just too delicious

[pantyhero]

Trump really is the empty vessel into which every moron pours their most recent pet issue they discovered while scrolling social media.

[Lou Strux]

Fixed

C’est magnifique!

[botefdunn]

There's literally no protein in the veggie man

Greens like kale, asparagus, bok choy, and broccoli all have a good amount of protein. Hard to make out what veggie man's greens are though.

[WavyDavy]

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There's literally no protein in the veggie man

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Greens like kale, asparagus, bok choy, and broccoli all have a good amount of protein. Hard to make out what veggie man's greens are though.

legumes and beans!

[breezy_again]

Why is fruit man’s dick coming out of his belly button?

[Síota]

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Fixed

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C’est magnifique!

Ah putain, c'est parfait! Gnar'd

[Burt Ward]

[DERBY]

hard

[Watson]

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[Abyss1]

fucking lol...

[alien porkchop]

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Slap is like a community garden for roasting wack skaters 🫶

and former skaters too

[Weededed]

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Why is fruit man’s dick coming out of his belly button?

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[The Mexican Nancy Chin]

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Why is fruit man’s dick coming out of his belly button?

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I was just wondering what song I head it sampled in!

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

we all have prebooked, prepaid, full accommodations in hell.
Beds, baths, free vomitus pool and carrion continental breakfast.

[Cheshire Cat]

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hard

Did you edit Brandon's face to be less red?
I wasn't sure what it was going to take to make him look almost normal, turns out it's being entirely made out of a pictogram of fast food items.

[Weededed]

we all have prebooked, prepaid, full accommodations in hell.
Beds, baths, free vomitus pool and carrion continental breakfast.

Amen

[BL0B]

posts like these cab-brando food fighters are why i come here. big thanks y'all!