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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18960 on: June 04, 2026, 08:42:52 AM »


I hope I get the pleasure of meeting no one sooner or later
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18961 on: June 04, 2026, 09:07:17 AM »
There was no wire. Clark's planet needed him.
 Note: Clark Hassler died on the way back to his home planet.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18962 on: June 05, 2026, 01:06:09 AM »
I don't know how to post his insta, but Bastien seems to be losing it lately ...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18963 on: June 05, 2026, 01:12:27 AM »
Bastien wants to share with you a fart that he had this morning

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18964 on: June 05, 2026, 03:00:45 AM »
Y’all know that if we collectively agree to stop paying attention to his behaviors, he’ll leave us alone. The negative attention is fueling his need for vindication.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18965 on: June 05, 2026, 04:05:57 AM »
Y’all know that if we collectively agree to stop paying attention to his behaviors, he’ll leave us alone. The negative attention is fueling his need for vindication.

Exactly. There's nothing to be gained from noticing that dude anymore, let alone from engaging with him. 'Oh, look, this dude that is pretty fucking obviously a DSM-5 confirmed narcissist is being a narcissist again!'. Yeah, no shit mate.

Just start a thread dedicated to Ɓṛöñƙ, where every week a new comment appears along the lines of 'damn, did you see what he said?' (nothing more specific than that). It'll keep him engaged like fluorescent light does a moth at night.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18966 on: June 05, 2026, 06:22:01 AM »
I don't know how to post his insta, but Bastien seems to be losing it lately ...
Being upset about genocide is “losing it?”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18967 on: June 05, 2026, 06:29:24 AM »
I don't know how to post his insta, but Bastien seems to be losing it lately ...
Thank You For Posting, Never Had Anything Against Bastien But I Gain A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Vocally Anti-Genocide
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18968 on: June 05, 2026, 06:43:16 AM »
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Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18969 on: June 05, 2026, 09:04:13 AM »
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I hope I get the pleasure of meeting no one sooner or later
I finally got him to lose his shit over DMs and it was the funniest text exchange I’ve ever had, dude is truly unhinged

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18970 on: June 05, 2026, 09:06:48 AM »
Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18971 on: June 05, 2026, 09:48:39 AM »
Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
No one needs screen shots to make a BRlNK meltdown more plausible/believable. 🤔

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18972 on: June 05, 2026, 09:55:50 AM »
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Thank You For Posting, Never Had Anything Against Bastien But I Gain A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Vocally Anti-Genocide

If you ask me he's behaving how all of us should be. I'm ashamed that my rage meter is depleted, I'm just so tired...and that's just how they like it, just fucking grinding us into dust with atrocity after atrocity until we're numb.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18973 on: June 05, 2026, 10:17:17 AM »
Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18974 on: June 05, 2026, 10:56:27 AM »
He can't tell someone to fuck off and then move on like a normal person. He has to be the weirdo, creep like that. Narcissistic psychopath.

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« Reply #18975 on: June 05, 2026, 11:11:46 AM »
Yeah it was honestly a wild exchange, all because I jokingly told him I wasn’t surprised he was the only like that popped up on a post from some chick where she said “the key to backside carves is wearing a buttplug”, and he then berated me for 30 minutes about how I was shaming women. My girlfriend and I were sitting there laughing our asses off at the texts.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18976 on: June 05, 2026, 11:29:07 AM »
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Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share

Edit them out?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18977 on: June 05, 2026, 11:47:48 AM »
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
the real issue is he went on for a long time and I don’t want to post 5+ screenshots of someone we all hate talking nonsense, but I mean I can edit it into a single photo if you guys really want to see lmao

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18978 on: June 05, 2026, 11:58:23 AM »
Fuck that pedo.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18979 on: June 05, 2026, 12:06:26 PM »
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
https://imgur.com/a/4hyJn3m

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18980 on: June 05, 2026, 12:31:51 PM »
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
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https://imgur.com/a/4hyJn3m

Not a flex so much.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18981 on: June 05, 2026, 12:39:32 PM »
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Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
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https://imgur.com/a/4hyJn3m
What the fuck was the point of that? You seem just as douchey as nobody.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18982 on: June 05, 2026, 12:45:37 PM »
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Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
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https://imgur.com/a/4hyJn3m

That was incredibly weak. You Just made yourself look like an asshole alongside him.

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« Reply #18983 on: June 05, 2026, 12:51:12 PM »
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Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
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Batman couldn't beat these screenshots outta me, dude.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18984 on: June 05, 2026, 12:57:02 PM »
Goes to show you can't say anything to that douche.

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« Reply #18985 on: June 05, 2026, 01:05:32 PM »

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Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
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...Aaand welcome to Bertito's insta stories: enjoy your 15 seconds of fame.
If you're lucky, he may hard post to his YouTube channel as well & then you will be immortalized.

Goes to show you can't say anything to that douche.
Proving peoples allegations correct, nay, reinforcing them, isn't helping your case any.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18986 on: June 05, 2026, 01:12:19 PM »

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Screen shots, screen shots, screen shots!
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I would post but he went to my page and started sending me screenshots of pictures of me and I’d rather not have that on slap, but there’s definitely some good highlights I wish I could share
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Edit them out?
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...Aaand welcome to Bertito's insta stories: enjoy your 15 seconds of fame.
If you're lucky, he may hard post to his YouTube channel as well & then you will be immortalized.

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Goes to show you can't say anything to that douche.
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Proving peoples allegations correct, nay, reinforcing them, isn't helping your case any.
lo lol, couldn’t care any less about that, shit was just funny

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18987 on: June 05, 2026, 02:12:47 PM »
Guys......You do realise this dude above me is Bronq himself, yeah?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18988 on: June 05, 2026, 02:48:36 PM »
Guys......You do realise this dude above me is Bronq himself, yeah?

Ah goddamnit  >:(

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« Reply #18989 on: June 05, 2026, 06:24:00 PM »
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Guys......You do realise this dude above me is Bronq himself, yeah?
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Ah goddamnit  >:(
while I’m sure he’s dumb and thirsty enough to text himself and post it for attention, not the case, and I guess everyone here would be super nice if you got the opportunity to talk to a pedophile 😂😂 I don’t feel bad for being a dickhead to bronq