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cosmicgypsies

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2018, 06:13:31 AM »
always looks so sick when boards have coloured stained plies below the graphic

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2018, 08:25:24 AM »
I'm glad my disgusting parking block boardslide marks started a genuinely novel conversation.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2018, 08:35:19 AM »
I'm only looking at single photo posts of a reasonable dimension not your 15 images that I have to scroll to see the whole thing fuck you guys. One photo of the bottom of your board and resize it if you have to jesus christ.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2018, 09:02:49 AM »
I've been skating curbs more than ledges lately..

Edit* theres a chunk or two of missing ply from lipsliding a parking block with rebar poking out

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2018, 11:09:07 AM »
Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions
« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 11:12:54 AM by johnes »

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2018, 11:29:44 AM »
I've been skating curbs more than ledges lately..

Edit* theres a chunk or two of missing ply from lipsliding a parking block with rebar poking out

I don't know what you're looking for. Good job?

Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions


See now this is a goddamn nightmare. I know how you skate though so it kind of takes a lot of the "what the fuck have you been doing?" out of it. You've been dry humping sewer lids and whatever the fuck else you do. You're mashing your face into a plate of spaghetti and being like "oh do I have sauce on my face lol". However if you put a fucking MINI LOGO sticker on anything but the inside of a garbage bag I'll make sure you never work in this town again.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2018, 11:36:42 AM »
I think this is gonna be SLAP's version of Reddits roast me thread.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2018, 11:47:04 AM »
I got a pat on the back that I didn't necessarily need, but appreciate.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2018, 12:04:24 PM »
Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions


This is a photo of nightmares. Pure disgust and gagging await anyone who sees this  photo.
Being a slap pal is a zero accomplishment

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2018, 12:08:41 PM »
francis's boards look like a skate is sposedta look.
doa board looked normal too.
johnes's board looks like the free board some middle aged woman gives you that her son outgrew but 'it's in real good shape, he usedta love skating' and you're too polite to say no but seriously, you're bummed to be stuck w/ it and you try to pawn it off on little peurto rican kids first chance you get and similarly pat yourself on the back like the clueless mom even though you got that little peurto rican kid fucked up in the game now too.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2018, 12:39:04 PM »
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Ajajajajaja
This should be in real confessions

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This is a photo of nightmares. Pure disgust and gagging await anyone who sees this  photo.
Reminds me of this yardsale board that was a brotherly hand me down for a decade or so

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2018, 07:18:55 AM »

<tail - nose>

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2018, 07:56:20 PM »
I be slidin 8)

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2018, 08:31:32 PM »
I be slidin 8)


Nice and precise. Good graphic too.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2018, 03:02:13 AM »
Basically just goofing around on curbs.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2018, 03:05:56 AM »
come @ me


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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2018, 04:53:14 AM »
As per usual the second someone expects me to do something I don't want to do it anymore.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2018, 03:07:43 AM »
not my best work. barely did any noseslides on this one.

Forbidden 14 I'm into the idea of but popping off ledge lipslides and front boards is just way too fun. I last half a day

« Last Edit: September 22, 2018, 03:25:16 AM by silhouette »

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2018, 12:34:03 PM »
trying to learn tailslides and fs noseslides


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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #49 on: September 24, 2018, 08:18:11 AM »

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2018, 09:15:05 AM »
Hey get dirtier. This thread is for illegitimate slide marks and hardly any of you know what that means I think.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2018, 11:51:37 AM »
After a week of skating. Parking block chewed up my graphic yesterday.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2018, 12:10:58 PM »
The cigarette says "I'm cool" but the "slide marks" say "I'm not cool"

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2018, 11:59:17 PM »
send more nudes of your deck bro!

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2018, 07:51:23 AM »
francis's boards look like a skate is sposedta look.
doa board looked normal too.
johnes's board looks like the free board some middle aged woman gives you that her son outgrew but 'it's in real good shape, he usedta love skating' and you're too polite to say no but seriously, you're bummed to be stuck w/ it and you try to pawn it off on little peurto rican kids first chance you get and similarly pat yourself on the back like the clueless mom even though you got that little peurto rican kid fucked up in the game now too.
what's going here?

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2018, 07:56:32 AM »
got halfway through carving "fuck shit for brains" into my tail when i realized life isnt supposed to be like this
Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #56 on: September 27, 2018, 08:32:03 AM »
got halfway through carving "fuck shit for brains" into my tail when i realized life isnt supposed to be like this

Skating around with «Fuck shit» on your tail’s pretty cool though.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2018, 09:22:15 AM »
its really not
Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2018, 09:46:04 AM »
And here I am having no idea who you are

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Re: Legitimate Slide Marks???
« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2018, 10:01:51 AM »
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