Author Topic: Stupidest question a non skater has ever asked you? (Read 10561 times)

corto · « **Reply #30 on:** December 03, 2018, 02:07:14 PM »

"So that skateboarding thing, that's now past life I trust?"

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #31 on:** December 03, 2018, 02:08:06 PM »

In 8th grade a kid accused me of being a poser by rubbing my shoes on the carpet rather than skating them.

Surf-goth · « **Reply #32 on:** December 03, 2018, 02:13:25 PM »

"Have you seen those electric ones?"
"You know there's a park in dowtown where you can skate?"

My favorite was when a kid on the street asked me to a kickflip mc twist.

Willie · « **Reply #33 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:04:56 PM »

I've been asked if I'm Tony Hawk a few dozen times. In their defense, I am white, tall, skinny, with a big nose.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #34 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:19:44 PM »

Quote from: the_unknown_soldier on December 03, 2018, 02:08:06 PM

In 8th grade a kid accused me of being a poser by rubbing my shoes on the carpet rather than skating them.

That kid sounds like an idiot, you’re supposed to use a belt sander.

muckmcfuckbuck · « **Reply #35 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:27:15 PM »

'are you good at skateboarding"

Billy Bitchcakes · « **Reply #36 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:39:06 PM »

Quote from: slappyjoes on December 03, 2018, 02:04:20 PM

My aunty told me skate shoes were a waste of money and then asked me why I don't skate in steelcap work boots because they would last longer

my dad this too. he also tried to give me a roll of industrial grade sandpaper to use as grip

guest1 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:40:16 PM »

A co worker asked me “do you ever watch the skateboard stunts on tv?”

I don’t know if it’s really a stupid question but it’s super cringey for sure.

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #38 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:40:47 PM »

"When you fart does it give you a boost?"

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #39 on:** December 03, 2018, 03:55:33 PM »

“So you’re going to be the next Tony Hawk, huh?”

Crustycurbcrew · « **Reply #40 on:** December 03, 2018, 06:07:07 PM »

Ive been asked plenty of questions like these, but more than once someone asked if the extra deck i had taped to my board was for extra strength. It had like 2 rolls of electric tape on it so I didn't have to worry about dropping the deck

victor doom · « **Reply #41 on:** December 03, 2018, 06:16:07 PM »

"I heard a song this morning, and I thought of you...…….Have you heard the song Skater Boy?" Wanted to jump off a fucking cliff

fulfillthedream · « **Reply #42 on:** December 03, 2018, 06:33:48 PM »

whats your best trick?

how many skateboards do you have?

you still play with that thing?

i used to skate

Pigeon · « **Reply #43 on:** December 03, 2018, 06:38:16 PM »

“Do you like Ryan Sheckler?”

Mobkickflipper · « **Reply #44 on:** December 03, 2018, 06:47:30 PM »

Maybe not the stupidest but the more annoying and frequent I get is "Did you ever broke your leg/any bones?", with that fucking shitty tone that sounds like they are thinking "i hope you get hurt right now".

TheLurper · « **Reply #45 on:** December 03, 2018, 07:31:24 PM »

When some random homeless guy came up to me and asked me, "How many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" I thought it was the stupidest question ever. However, once I was told the punch line I was pretty impressed and gave the dude a dollar.

Homeless guy, "Hey, I've got a joke for you."
Me, "What? Umm, ok?"
Homeless guy, "How many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Me, "I don't know."

Homeless guy, "Three. One to screw the lightbulb in, one to film it, and one to say, 'Dude, that was awesome.'"

m477 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 03, 2018, 08:13:19 PM »

“Can you ride a half-pike?”

Trickflip · « **Reply #47 on:** December 03, 2018, 08:21:21 PM »

"Are you good?"
"Can you triple kickflip?"
"Can you impossible?"
"DO A KICKFLIP!"
"You know Toby Hawk?"
and every now and then you get the occasional "Are you stupid?!" from a pissed pedestrian.

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #48 on:** December 03, 2018, 08:23:23 PM »

How old are you?

Tally810 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 03, 2018, 08:28:29 PM »

Not sure if this qualifies but about 20 years ago when I was 10 or 11 my mom ordered me a deck from the Ccs catalog as a surprise. The board didn't come gripped obviously and I had no idea how to grip it as I never really paid attention when getting new decks for some reason. I called Shannons which was a shop in the mall and put them on the phone with my mom. She busted out her tape measure and cut the grip out before sticking it on the board. Needless to say it turned out pretty bad and I got a lot of "did you put your griptape on like that on purpose?" After that every time someone got a new deck they would tell the shop nah don't grip it I'ma let Jason's mom grip my shit as the running joke. God bless my mom for trying though.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #50 on:** December 03, 2018, 08:31:44 PM »

Did you vote today? No bitch I was out SKATING

ShredLaw · « **Reply #51 on:** December 03, 2018, 09:30:52 PM »

“Why do you still skate?”

planman · « **Reply #52 on:** December 03, 2018, 09:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Billy Bitchcakes on December 03, 2018, 03:39:06 PM

Quote from: slappyjoes on December 03, 2018, 02:04:20 PM
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My aunty told me skate shoes were a waste of money and then asked me why I don't skate in steelcap work boots because they would last longer
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my dad this too. he also tried to give me a roll of industrial grade sandpaper to use as grip

I'm pretty sure that's actually what Andy Mac does, he said something about buying his shit from home depot in an interview a while back

"Why don't you just go to the skatepark?"

TD · « **Reply #53 on:** December 03, 2018, 09:49:44 PM »

Hey have you seen this guy?

*pulls out phone and shows you this:*

Bony cawk · « **Reply #54 on:** December 03, 2018, 10:29:44 PM »

“Why aren’t you wearing a helmet?”

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #55 on:** December 03, 2018, 10:33:50 PM »

"You any good at that?"

I'm obviously not. You've been watching me, you should be able to pick that up on your own without having any skateboard knowledge.

Chavo · « **Reply #56 on:** December 03, 2018, 10:43:32 PM »

A carload of out of town bloods pulled up and asked me where the crips were.

Sick Duck · « **Reply #57 on:** December 03, 2018, 10:48:17 PM »

Quote from: Chavo on December 03, 2018, 10:43:32 PM

A carload of out of town bloods pulled up and asked me where the crips were.

maybe they wanted to broker a peace treaty

HyenaChaser · « **Reply #58 on:** December 03, 2018, 11:05:35 PM »

Quote from: Surf-goth on December 03, 2018, 02:13:25 PM

"Have you seen those electric ones?"

The story of 2018

TheLurper · « **Reply #59 on:** December 03, 2018, 11:07:59 PM »

As much as I hate Dyrdek, I always thought his drunken story telling of a dumb question from a non-skater was funny.

"I stomped the honk."

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Author Topic: Stupidest question a non skater has ever asked you? (Read 10561 times)

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