10 YEAR OLD BAKER FLOW RIDER

[Technique]

Fuck. Fuck this. Little kids are fucking annoying to watch, both in reality and on Instagram. Maybe because some of them are better than me at skating. Anyways, cut that shit.

[Lame_Nigga]

Maybe I'm wrong and this is false equivalency but didn't we all shit on Flip for having children but when Andrew does it he's "building for the future"?

Hate to tell you guys but skating will never go back to what it was. There's these type of kids; the ones who are the antithesis of why we started, for the freedom and aversion to being coached, and now there's the ones who parents control their social media and brand them to become a cardboard cutout. By the time this kid is maybe 20 the lines will be clearly drawn.

[Roisto]

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Wait a second - Is anyone else thinking that maybe Spanky got back on Baker by cutting his hair and curbing his growth spurt, fooling The Boss that he's a 10-year-old kid, coincidentally named Spanky?

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Dunno about that but what I do know is that he's  on Tinder trying to pass off as a 32 year old female teacher in Southern Finland.

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Did you swipe right?

I like Spanky, but I'm not looking to date him. 

[Trickflip]

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Wait a second - Is anyone else thinking that maybe Spanky got back on Baker by cutting his hair and curbing his growth spurt, fooling The Boss that he's a 10-year-old kid, coincidentally named Spanky?

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Dunno about that but what I do know is that he's  on Tinder trying to pass off as a 32 year old female teacher in Southern Finland.

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Did you swipe right?

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I like Spanky, but I'm not looking to date him. 

To derail the topic a bit further

[Shifty Flip]

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Wait a second - Is anyone else thinking that maybe Spanky got back on Baker by cutting his hair and curbing his growth spurt, fooling The Boss that he's a 10-year-old kid, coincidentally named Spanky?

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Dunno about that but what I do know is that he's  on Tinder trying to pass off as a 32 year old female teacher in Southern Finland.

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Did you swipe right?

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I like Spanky, but I'm not looking to date him. 

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To derail the topic a bit further

Gnard Somehow never that before

[Bagelskate]

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Terry of baker and 10 year old's parents on Baker

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It’s a fact TK got kicked off for missing his designated snacks days.

New kids Mom brought orange slices, pbj on wheat and mass amounts of coconut water.

Who would you want on baker???

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On his first designated snack day, TK brought a half-drunk gallon jug of iced tea and some ramen noodles. Everyone was clearly bummed so he just never bothered again.

Everyone was bummed cuz TK’s uncle didn’t even bother wiping the iced tea from his upper lip and the kicker was the empty family sized popcorn bag that floated out the door.

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Wait a second - Is anyone else thinking that maybe Spanky got back on Baker by cutting his hair and curbing his growth spurt, fooling The Boss that he's a 10-year-old kid, coincidentally named Spanky?

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Dunno about that but what I do know is that he's  on Tinder trying to pass off as a 32 year old female teacher in Southern Finland.

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Did you swipe right?

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I like Spanky, but I'm not looking to date him. 

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To derail the topic a bit further

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Gnard Somehow never that before

Those dudes make funny videos. Watching it reminded me of a vid, which I ended up posting earlier in the fingerboarding thread, that they made and it's a spoof of those "Where are they now?" videos. I recommend lurking their vids

[Tortoise]

Baker trash, so what.

[Francis Xavier]

I wonder what Noora's switch biggie looks like.

[squintharder]

obviously talented but he said "two piece" on one of his videos... I refuse to fuck with anyone who says that. yes, it's fickle, dumb, whatever, and obviously anyone is free to disagree with me. but I will not change my mind.

[TheLurper]

I'd come across kids and parents like this when I worked at an indoor park. I saw parents yelling at kids because they were afraid to go down with a trick. The parents were always looking for free shit (even though none of them were poor). They'd even drive out ASR/Agenda to try to sell their children. The parents were super annoying.

However, the absolute kookiest situation I ever saw was Jett and Jagger's Kids That Rip indoor park. The family owned gymnastics facility, added a skatepark, took the kids out of school, hired local dudes to work the park/teach the kids, and forced the kids to do a list of tricks each day before they could go home. Everyday was skateboard practice.

[FROTHY]

Is Noora holding a snow sculpture of a bag of paint to huff with neckface in the kitchen?

[roba]

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I don’t know what’s worse the kids parents forcing him to skate or forcing him to wear a 49ers hat.

[goldenbullcow]

If your parents made you start skateboarding you're not a real skateboarder

Grant Taylor?

[cynical cow]

I love that weckingball is #1 of the shitty irrelevant skaters trying to milk the industry on Cameo.

[Zumiez And Xanax]

skateboarding needs Weck more than ever now

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

I'd come across kids and parents like this when I worked at an indoor park. I saw parents yelling at kids because they were afraid to go down with a trick. The parents were always looking for free shit (even though none of them were poor). They'd even drive out ASR/Agenda to try to sell their children. The parents were super annoying.

However, the absolute kookiest situation I ever saw was Jett and Jagger's Kids That Rip indoor park. The family owned gymnastics facility, added a skatepark, took the kids out of school, hired local dudes to work the park/teach the kids, and forced the kids to do a list of tricks each day before they could go home. Everyday was skateboard practice.

Are those kids still skating or have they murdered their parents yet?

[Billy Bitchcakes]

I love that weckingball is #1 of the shitty irrelevant skaters trying to milk the industry on Cameo.

my gf got me a birthday message from p-rod the other day, it was actually pretty sick. we looked through the list of skaters on there though and seriously there are a bunch of people i've literally never heard of.

[pussyslayer7]

If your parents made you start skateboarding you're not a real skateboarder

So for example Alex Olson are not a real skateboarder?

[Dermbot]

there should be height and weight requirements for sponsorship.

[Cranberry Relish]

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If your parents made you start skateboarding you're not a real skateboarder

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So for example Alex Olson are not a real skateboarder?

Hi Alex :-)

[Seadramon]

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If your parents made you start skateboarding you're not a real skateboarder

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Alex Olson are not a real skateboarder.

confirmed

[Jared]

"kristion"

[Gorillastyle]

Skating is a piece of cake when you weigh 60 pounds.
Little kid shit doesnt impress me. Sheckler sucked once he became an adult.

[cloudy]

 

[feedmeseymour]

what a pussy, he shoulda back tailed or front blunted it.

[Luddite]

Doesn't he know thats ABD? Kids these days have no respect

[theknifesong]

Doesn't he know thats ABD? Kids these days have no respect

this

[PincherBug]

Of course Nigel Alexander was there, the guy only befriends Vinnie Bahn or anyone under the age of 12.

 

[Abyss1]

what a pussy, he shoulda back tailed or front blunted it.

fo real, I bet that girl who won street league can boardslide eltoro ...first try too...with a helmet