i think andy roy never learned what a comma is or how to properly use one, and has been numbing his painful shame for decades with the strongest opiates he could get his hands on. or maybe the entire concept of a comma is just so completely beyond his mental capabilities, like he thinks they're little accidental scratch marks that clumsy people put between words and they make sentences look messy. i can only imagine him writing with a pen like a toddler with a fistful of crayons.
if i never hear his dumb awful voice or see his stupid face and teeth again then that would be fine